There are. Have you never had any good interactions with women after puberty?
How do I deal with my girl when she's PMSing...
Women might all be a bit off-kilter when compared with an equally competent male counterpart, but you're delusional if you really believe all, or even most, women react the way your girlfriend does.
your fist and if she calls the cops well than she doesn't give a fuck about you anyway
no women would call the cops in a man she loves, that is true love.
Fuck her. Not even kidding, from behind. It will calm her down. She might put up a little fight but that's just healthy role playing..
When my gf does that I go into “Ace Ventura” mode. I will do his voice and go “Allllrighty then!” or do his laugh. Everytime I poop, i’ll say “Do NOT GO IN THERE...WHEWWW!” I will talk like this until her period is over.
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Sage
OP, you're not going to get any good advice because no-one in this thread so far has ever had a gf. Myself included.
tell her to keep her fucking mouth shut and to knock it off
chicks unironically love that shit
Tell her to shut the fuck up and just ignore her. It is not worth it to fight over stupid shit she makes up.
What did the five fingers say to the face?