I'm so jealous of these countries...

>cold
could not

Good for you, user. I saved up to buy mine, and it's going to be in the middle of nowhere. Just where I want it in times like this.
They've been saying for years that savers are being punished, and that's exactly when I started saving. Now I'm loaded with cash, Treasuries and gold. My parents said my bullshit detector would never be good for anything. I've been vindicated.

pretty much, hope it works out for you user