Give me your best corona theories

And not to mention the US army isn’t in Wuhan, believe it or not

China WILL pay for what they did.

a disgruntled researcher walked out of that lab with a vial and did the biological equivalent of a school shooting.

> bio weapon?
Maybe not.
Pic related.

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Not intending to sage, that was for another D&C thread.

but wuhan is not in southern china.

Also forgot to mention it. Yas Forums is a CIA psy-op, everything here is controlled dissidence and they always have a gain from the theories that appear, whenever they want to push a narrative they shill and the majority of people falls for it, they have been pushing american patriotism for a while and now they are attempting to put the blame on china. You can easily confirm this by posting the same as I have said, accuse the CIA of being behind it, mention the mossad and you will notice that the captchas get sort of bugged to prevent you post any further.

Chinese virus is the natural outcome of chinese "culture”. Combine horrific wet market meat, savage cruelty, incompetent corrupt government, mei banfa and saving face this is what you get. It happened before and will happen again.

No conspiracy required. Every year there's some bird flu or swine flu wreaking havoc in the sick man of Asia.

>Trump fucked up relations with China over trade disputes.
>Agreement between Chinese government and DNC to spread global pandemic
>Media manufactures scary stories
>People freak out, just as planned
>Economy tanks because productivity goes to zero
>Cause recession in USA
>Trump loses reelection because with a recession he's fucked, past presidential elections show this
>Rewind back a few days to debate between Biden and Sanders
>Joe: "I will pick a woman as my VP"
>Hillary Clinton is VP
>President Biden is elected
>Biden steps down
>Hillary is president
>Undoes all geopolitical stuff Trump did
>Commence the takedown of Iran

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