CDC worker here. New epidemiology report is being worked on to determine how widespread the effect of OP sucking dicks will be.
This could be the big one.
My friend at CDC
Bentley Turner
Leo Nguyen
I work at Coronavirus. AMA
Landon Wright
Its fuckin crazy like they need a father figure
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Corona is killing Dems over repubs 2:1, why would Trump call it off in an election year. That’s just dumb politics.
Hunter Rivera
>April 1
not getting me again with that one
Matthew Richardson
If lockdown continues to May, there will be a completely collapse of healthcare because nobody will have it due to losing their job and their employer health plan. The health insurance companies will also go out of business since they’ll be spending more than they have and won’t be getting any money in return from businesses
David Bailey
>my friend at the CDC
Who gives a fuck what your janitor friend said.
David Baker
>Is anyone actually following social distancing procedures because the federal government recommends it?
I work for my State; I live in a remote location and have effectively been quarantined [due to the remoteness] for more than a week now, doing some remote-work and reading up on various documentation.
So, yeah, my org is taking this pretty seriously.
Cameron Howard
>Complete collapse
>There's a cure
You kids need a fucking hobby.
Dylan Robinson
I'm donald trump and I just killed a hooker