Well lads, its official. I have COVID-19

Well lads, its official. I have COVID-19.

I have a wife and a 7 month old son, so I am self isolating in a tent in our backyard for the next week. Quick timeline:

>Sunday night: felt generally unwell, no specific symptoms
>Monday morning: headache, nausea, coughing
>Monday afternoon: same, but with diarrhea
>Monday night: same as above, shortness of breath as well, but I didnt tell wife.
>Today: all of the above , and just a feeling of being unwell.

The best I can describe it is like being like a slop of mud. Slow, tiresome, and slothful.

I'm former military, so I'm fine with it. I dug a trench in the corner of our yard and I am literally shitting and pissing in it. My wife threw an extension cord across the yard, so I have xbox/netflix in the tent, as well as books, food and water.

Eating mostly Chef Boyardee on a propane grill, but she's making chicken and mac & cheese tonight; she'll leave it in a bowl outside the door for me.

I'm in Commiefornia (San Diego) so the weather isnt too bad.

Shitposting here now. AMA.

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Where'd you get that sweet picturino?

Fell better.

>former military
>American using the word lads
Ok lieutenant Shlomo. We all know this virus is an overblown kike attempt at implementing NWO. I hope you die but the virus isn't real. Maybe the aids you got when your foreskin was bitten off will speed things up.

You already spread it to your wife, dumbass.

based

When did you get tested, and let’s see proof

another case of self diagnosed attention whore who got it

So you just feel sick and didn't get a test but proclaim you have the chink-19. Fuck off faggot, and if you do have it your kids and wife already have it.

Rent a room in hotel or something, jesus christ

Sounds comfy op, hope for a swift recovery