AUS/POL/ Piss poor effort edition

If the service minister is to be believed, you won't have to. Good luck getting through on the phone though. It's just immediately ending the call once you get past all the automated BS

What the fuck is with these shitty threads?

SCOMO IS ABOUT TO TALK
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>One of you lazy neets should be doing this.
You don't understand us at all.

why do they keep saying you don’t need to go to a centrelink store or phone up when you clearly do

>I'm deeply disappointed that people are leaving their houses and congregating at Coles, as of midday two days from now ALL businesses will be closed to the public. And all Australians will be required to voluntarily submit a saliva, stool, and hair sample, along with their fingerprints, before they will be allowed to enter aforementioned businesses.
>This is for your own safety, but there is no need to panic. There will be no questions at this time.

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With so few deaths, that must mean that Australians are immune.

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pollies are dumb cunts that don't even understand the things they're in charge of. This shouldn't be news to anyone, especially after the bushfires.