/ctfpbg/ CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE PRESS BRIEFING GENERAL

define "normal"

He's a NPC who misses cheering for his favorite sports ball nigger.

Things are better than ever.

Businesses open, no social distancing, able to go wherever I want without worrying I’ll get pulled over. No quarantine.

you failed. The only acceptable answer to "what is normal" is 1933

Ok Kraut

My definition of "normal" is hitting roasties up on Tinder and not having to worry about Corona-Chan by fucking them.

This is your life now

This is unironically the best year since 1938

>16:22:04
>5minutes

>late again

surprise surprise

Why is this based glorious orange bastard late...