/ctfpbg/ CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE PRESS BRIEFING GENERAL

Second bingo sheet

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I must tune in to see what unconstitutional draconian law trumpenstein will pass next.

I ain't listening anymore we just get to hear how relations with the private sector are good and tests and supplies are on the way.

kek. Some of my suggestions are on that bingo lists

>no recreational nuke/10

5min late

>behind schedule and over budget

so?

>no Sturmgewehr on the top right section
Disappoint.

Today trump will say we are flattening the curve exponentially only to be proved wrong a conference or two later. Not bashing him though he is getting shit info to make him look bad.

I just want shit back to normal

define "normal"

He's a NPC who misses cheering for his favorite sports ball nigger.

Things are better than ever.

Businesses open, no social distancing, able to go wherever I want without worrying I’ll get pulled over. No quarantine.

you failed. The only acceptable answer to "what is normal" is 1933

Ok Kraut

My definition of "normal" is hitting roasties up on Tinder and not having to worry about Corona-Chan by fucking them.

This is your life now

This is unironically the best year since 1938

>16:22:04
>5minutes

>late again

surprise surprise

Why is this based glorious orange bastard late...

one hour later...

Roastie journalist asks leading question

KEK

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zzzzzzzzzzzzz

why are they always late? Thats rude

still hasnt started

He's probably Keking with the repubs about how the Dems killed the relief bill....Or bitching at the repubs to stop the fucking fuckery about giving welfare to big corps and the dems to stop treating this like some fucking policy wish list slush fund.

Party doesn't start until the Orange Bad Man says it does.

Can someone add "grab corona-chan by the pussy" as a space?

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=KbrSWbuWtmc

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Can I send a package to the WH? Going to send him a clock for free.
I somehow have the feeling this might backfire

the feed I'm watching says 5:30... but yeah Trump gonna Trump

>Faggots fearmongering
Why even bother anons, go outside, get some fresh air. It’s nice outside of mommy’s basement.

I watch just for the roasties getting verbally btfo during the questions by Trump, that's pure entertainment.

It's live now.

>FOCUS ON VICTORY

>THE SACRIFICE YOUR MAKING IS SAVING LIVES, MANY MANY LIVES

>IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO TAKE CARE OF OUR VERY GOOD ASIAN PEOPLE

>OUR COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT TO BE SHUT DOWN

>WE CANNOT LET THE CURE BE WORSE THAN THE PROBLEM

>GO TO WORK PLEBS

A genetics firm in Iceland has been very diligent in mapping their findings when testing people on Iceland for Corona.

Apperently they have been able to map 40 distinct versions of covid-19 on Iceland alone.
They have also succeeded in following the infection chain and found that the original spread started from three seperate clusters:
England, Austria and Italy.

This ofcourse also means finding a vaccine is going to be near impossible.... good luck folks

translate.google.com/translate?depth=1&nv=1&rurl=translate.google.dk&sl=da&sp=nmt4&tl=en&u=https://www.information.dk/indland/2020/03/forskere-sporet-40-mutationer-coronavirus-alene-paa-island

Merge
Merge.

so far

have to add fema now

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>is late
>n95
>invisible enemy

I have to agree he is pure entertainment

blue screen with words like video alarm on the FOX 10 stream, wtf

>REALID
What the fuck?

WHAT THE FUCK IS BARR DOING THERE?

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE GONNA CONFIRM DEEP STATE DEATH SQUADS

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Who got sick?

old pic but im top right

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He’s a kike. Kikes are never happy in public, haven’t you noticed?

Clear ID?

Why is she blinking so hard? Is it Morse Code?

i don't go out in public

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DOW Futures going up? Is Trump giving optimistic news?

Authoritarian left should be mass starvation

Funny how this bitch is blinking normally now.

this happens all the time. the market trusts trump.

Nothing important has been said yet

this will wipe out all the boomers, fats and sickies. Then we can have our free health insurance.

Back to work Monday wagies!

Not necessarily.
Been a few times he's had this press conference where the market tanked after every sentence.
Yesterday it dropped 5% while he was speaking.

Exactly. Nature culls the WEAK!

Very nice. I only have an inferior American copy like pic related that my grandfather used as a snake gun.

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what'd I miss? more hot air?

NEW YORK BTFO

shaka, when the walls fell.

DoJ enforcing scarce resource laws on obvious goods and will start raiding kike hoarders.

did Barr speak yet? is he there to announce martial law?

blue tie trump

>Family of 4
>$3k
WHAT DA FUCK FUCK DA JEWS

wtf

See

>will start raiding kike hoarders
who defines "hoarder"? how long till grain raids?

Probably if they catch you price gouging on the internet, they’ll raid you.

he just said shit against hoarders, he specifically said he wasn't talking about normal people but people who stockpile warehouses of things to try to change prices, he said they will get "a knock on the door"

nah, just telling hoarders to get fucked.

>tfw live in nj and work in county gov forced to stay home and still get paid
2020 is a good decade so far.

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>another useless general that will not live past a day

Based

aright I still don't trust it but OK I guess...

He specifically stated it was industrial scale hoarders who are trying to cause false scarcity to increase demand and price gouge. Businesses and personal supplies are not under scrutiny.

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NYC BTFO

did anybody catch on the last corona conference when Trump babbled something about "new tests results will go with you no matter where on the globe you go.."

>tfw no /ibs/

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I don't think I like the rank "rear admiral", it just doesn't seem dignified. I think "ass admiral" sounds better

>hurr sure Drumpf misspoke
kys kike

thanks, I tuned in late & missed that part

862300 INFECTED
IT'S HAPPENING

I'm watching live futures. They are going sideways not up.

what about "cunt captain"

wut? i'm not talking about him misspeaking, i'm talking about WTF about global health records.. are you retarded?

HOW THE FUCK IS PENCE MORE PRESIDENTIAL THAN TRUMP
THE FUCK

>facebook donated emergency stockpile of 700k n95 masks
What in the fuck? What??

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>Rear Admiral is explaining a graph
We’re so fucked.

better than nothin
mine is a 1960 gun

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Shut the fuck up memeflag kike. Pence has always had a stick up his evangelical Ziocuck ass.

Zuck is secretly cobra commander

>it’s very bad

Rolling out home collecting of specimens proves this is a nothing burger. The preferred specimen is nasopharyngeal this cannot be done by yourself. So basically they are making a DNA bank.

>REALLY BAD

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Is Pence trying to do us a favor by constantly shoving the 15 days meme in our face? He's basically telling us we have until March 31st to prepare our anuses.

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