Take the BikePill

Inventing and working on cars is chad.
Being a fatass that rides around in them is not.

All of these are problems created by cars though

>you can't do that with a bike.

A bike also can't self replicate..

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I'll never buy a car. I bike to work. But that doesn't matters. What matters is because of this, my gf bikes to work too, she's fit as fuck, got thighs like Beyoncé. Not gonna let that go, famalam.

Type in any of the brands op mentioned and find a new one less than $1000

Yeah I paid the fags to install it, hence the price.

>road tax
government's fault and you pay it even without a car
>forced to pay insurance
maybe in your shithole, also government's fault
>have to buy petrol
wow! things require energy to operate! petrol taxes are also government's fault.
>parts from authorized dealers
only if you're retarded or buy german (you're also retarded if you do that)
>made possible by the existence of giant corporations and government
you can build and register your own car (they're called kit cars). also, once again, government's fault.
>drive around in a cage
that's the fucking point. avoid nigger contact, avoid bad weather, avoid rain

>bike cheap to buy
you can get a car for 200$ if you try
>cheap and fun to maintain
you can work on your own car aswell
>easy to uograde
you can buy bolt-on car parts from almost anywhere at any price point
>no tax
government's fault
>no fuel
you are the fuel.
>great way to exercise
agree
>get to be fully immersed in nature
only a good thing with good weather
>can go wherever you want
so can you with a car

This.
We had the perfect transport already fuck henry ford.

Ha to buy tires, cables, saddles. Gets in my fucking way in the road whether I'm onn motorcycle in a car or walking. Cyclists can suck my balls. The term cager is for real motorcyclists. Not pedal fags and Harley boomers

You live in a tiny city. Gross.