Take the BikePill

Cars are perhaps the most Jewish invention to ever exist:
>have to pay road (((tax)))
>forced under threat of violence to pay for (((insurance)))
>constantly have to buy (((petrol)))
>all repairs will require some (((proprietary))) part from an (((authorized dealer)))
>only made possible by the existence of giant corporations and the government, completely non self-sufficient
>drive around trapped in a literal cage shielding you from nature like the good city dwelling goy you are

vs the based bike
>cheap to buy
>cheap and fun to maintain
>cheap and easy to upgrade
>no tax
>no fuel
>great way to exercise
>get to be fully immersed in nature
>can go literally wherever you want

Come home, white man. Freely ride on the empty roads while all the boomer cagers are stuck inside.

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 7 rolls per day. If you have a family of 13, that's over 694 rolls a week. Over 2580 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Op takes the cock pill. Yeah raise those hands op. Wanna see those muthafuckers waving from your NEET bedroom

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Great advice
My advice would be to get a nice bike
Rocky Mountain
Specialized
Santa Cruz
Trek
Get a full suspension bike. You’ll love it and use it ALL THE TIME
Bonus points get your wife a good mtn bike and your kids good bikes too. They’ll use them more and be able to go more places. Plus you get what you pay for and quality lasts.
Hell yeah on the bike pill

Bikes get flats all the time and takes 20 minutes to change the tube. Fuck that

Yes let's get rid off cars like the (((global warming scam))) demands.

Good advice brother, although I will add that a hardtail is also great for casual riding and is much more budget friendly.
Now brace yourself for this thread to be spammed by children of single mothers who unconditionally hate bikes because they never had a dad around to teach them to ride one.

>get rid of cars

Lower demand of cars, and generally use them less. If I were to become a bicyclist, I'd definitely get a good bike but have a car just in case I needed to do a weekly grocery run or take the family somewhere short/long distance. Just use cars less. Help the Earth. Doesn't seem like a scam to me.

Yea ill get all my farm work done on my bike. Fucking cancer city dwelling neet faggot

"Help the Earth" is a scam cars burn so clean now it's not even a recommended way to commit suicide.

Take all of the people who can work remotely off the road, problem solved