Cars are perhaps the most Jewish invention to ever exist: >have to pay road (((tax))) >forced under threat of violence to pay for (((insurance))) >constantly have to buy (((petrol))) >all repairs will require some (((proprietary))) part from an (((authorized dealer))) >only made possible by the existence of giant corporations and the government, completely non self-sufficient >drive around trapped in a literal cage shielding you from nature like the good city dwelling goy you are
vs the based bike >cheap to buy >cheap and fun to maintain >cheap and easy to upgrade >no tax >no fuel >great way to exercise >get to be fully immersed in nature >can go literally wherever you want
Come home, white man. Freely ride on the empty roads while all the boomer cagers are stuck inside.
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 7 rolls per day. If you have a family of 13, that's over 694 rolls a week. Over 2580 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Andrew Lopez
Op takes the cock pill. Yeah raise those hands op. Wanna see those muthafuckers waving from your NEET bedroom
Great advice My advice would be to get a nice bike Rocky Mountain Specialized Santa Cruz Trek Get a full suspension bike. You’ll love it and use it ALL THE TIME Bonus points get your wife a good mtn bike and your kids good bikes too. They’ll use them more and be able to go more places. Plus you get what you pay for and quality lasts. Hell yeah on the bike pill
Christian Mitchell
Bikes get flats all the time and takes 20 minutes to change the tube. Fuck that
Jackson Campbell
Yes let's get rid off cars like the (((global warming scam))) demands.
William Reed
Good advice brother, although I will add that a hardtail is also great for casual riding and is much more budget friendly. Now brace yourself for this thread to be spammed by children of single mothers who unconditionally hate bikes because they never had a dad around to teach them to ride one.
Nathan James
>get rid of cars
Lower demand of cars, and generally use them less. If I were to become a bicyclist, I'd definitely get a good bike but have a car just in case I needed to do a weekly grocery run or take the family somewhere short/long distance. Just use cars less. Help the Earth. Doesn't seem like a scam to me.
Cameron Long
Yea ill get all my farm work done on my bike. Fucking cancer city dwelling neet faggot
Nolan Foster
"Help the Earth" is a scam cars burn so clean now it's not even a recommended way to commit suicide.
Take all of the people who can work remotely off the road, problem solved
Camden Adams
Blacks man is jews.
Isaiah Roberts
The future is scoot buddy. Lol at sitting down like a faggot. Real man stand
Anthony Ortiz
>Carrying groceries The funny thing is cars are a solution to a problem that they created. Before (((cars))) you went to local grocery store that was in walking distance of your house and then just carried your shopping back. But now that (((cars))) exist all these shops are going out of business because everyone just drives 5 miles to a giant globohomo supermarket instead. Now these supermarkets are taking over the local shops too by opening smaller versions of their stores there.
Zachary Carter
Why dont you just walk?
Juan Hernandez
The prices of bikes are the most inflated bullshit I have ever seen. Some of these costing 3 or 4K just boggles the mind. There is absolutely no way the cost to manufacture those bikes is even 50% of that. It just feeds into the pissy pedant elitist that is the modern day biker.
Angel Roberts
Ever heard of a horse you numale?
Lucas Richardson
With a car, you can go anywhere you want!
Michael Wilson
Cycling is 5 times more efficient than running
Henry Hill
Occasionally I will buy a bike, and I love it. I go into a store, lock it up, come out and... some fucking negro took it. 3 bikes over 4 years and I gave up.
Gabriel Campbell
I don't get how grown men ride bikes, I tried to get into bike riding and it hurts my balls after about 40-50 minutes so I sold it. You fags must have really tiny balls, are fat as fuck and have plenty of cushion, or where diapers or something. Bikes are gay.
Jace Miller
t. amerilard
Bentley Baker
Yeah all hobbies are being infested with consumerism cancer, same with electric guitars too, retards paying $4000 for some wood with strings attached. Just don't fall for the memes and don't spend more than $800 on a bike. The bike was perfected years ago, all new "innovations" are memes without exceptions.
Jose Ortiz
>20 minutes what the fuck, swapping a tube takes like 3 minutes retard
Elijah Anderson
Lol yeah I'm going to ride my bike for hours across the highway to get to work. Europe is tiny so you can ride bikes places. In America only niggers and Lance Armstrong wannabes ride bikes.
You need the proper seat, you're just a lazy lardass that's too fat to use regular bike saddles
Ayden White
What kind of person uses seven rolls a day?
Ones with giant asses
Adrian Harris
lmao imagine having this little perseverance. Saddles are sore at first because your fat ass is only used to sitting on a couch. You'll be sore for the first 1-2 weeks but after that you don't feel it at all.
Mate I bought a bike at Decathlon for £150 2 years ago and had to change the tube once, that's £10. Don't buy overpriced hipster shit and you're set.
Logan Collins
> Henry Ford - The International Jew Cars are anti sea mite and Chad. Bicycle = bisexual
Nicholas Flores
>can also fuck it, if things get too lonely
you can't do that with a bike.
Carson Lopez
You're right user fuck driving 15 minutes to my manual labor job I'll just pedal my ass off for an hour instead. If my body gets mangled by a school bus coming around a blind curve atleast I'll have died saying fuck you to the jewish gremlins in my honda
I'm a walker. I love walking if I can I'll walk anywhere
Carson Hall
Tubes are only £3 from decathlon lad, just ordered a new bike from them last week.
Colton Lewis
Bikefags who constantly rail against cars are the lowest scum. You like riding around in your skintight faggot suit? Fine. But other people have actual responsibilities. People need cars for grocery shopping, driving kids to school or for example transporting construction materials, if they want to build something. What the fuck could I do if my job was like 20-40km from my house? Drive a fucking bike there? It's possible but it's a huge waste of time and I would stink of sweat for the rest of the day. Fuck you.
Xavier Torres
Imagine not going tubeless in 2020 fucking retard
Jose Wilson
That's what you would call a Douchebag
Justin Adams
Inventing and working on cars is chad. Being a fatass that rides around in them is not.
I'll never buy a car. I bike to work. But that doesn't matters. What matters is because of this, my gf bikes to work too, she's fit as fuck, got thighs like Beyoncé. Not gonna let that go, famalam.
Juan Sullivan
Type in any of the brands op mentioned and find a new one less than $1000
Tyler Anderson
Yeah I paid the fags to install it, hence the price.
Parker Davis
>road tax government's fault and you pay it even without a car >forced to pay insurance maybe in your shithole, also government's fault >have to buy petrol wow! things require energy to operate! petrol taxes are also government's fault. >parts from authorized dealers only if you're retarded or buy german (you're also retarded if you do that) >made possible by the existence of giant corporations and government you can build and register your own car (they're called kit cars). also, once again, government's fault. >drive around in a cage that's the fucking point. avoid nigger contact, avoid bad weather, avoid rain
>bike cheap to buy you can get a car for 200$ if you try >cheap and fun to maintain you can work on your own car aswell >easy to uograde you can buy bolt-on car parts from almost anywhere at any price point >no tax government's fault >no fuel you are the fuel. >great way to exercise agree >get to be fully immersed in nature only a good thing with good weather >can go wherever you want so can you with a car
Luke Wright
This. We had the perfect transport already fuck henry ford.
Christian Gray
Ha to buy tires, cables, saddles. Gets in my fucking way in the road whether I'm onn motorcycle in a car or walking. Cyclists can suck my balls. The term cager is for real motorcyclists. Not pedal fags and Harley boomers
Caleb Ross
You live in a tiny city. Gross.
Nicholas Moore
If you are incapable of taking a circle of rubber off a rim by yourself I think that you are the fag here
Isaiah Long
Just type Santa Cruz bikes in bing. $8399 for a fucking bicycle. What is wrong with people. Is there kikery afoot here or what?
This, the only applicable situation to own a bike and only a bike is if you have an inner city faggot job, no gf, no kids, expensive inner city house, etc....
Liam Garcia
Found the kike
Colton Gutierrez
Is this the point where I tell you that apart from the VAT, they have already concuckted a way to get an annual tax for some who use a bicycle for a practical professional purpose? (Mailmen, deliveryboys and the likes)
Gavin Hernandez
You can't ride bikes over major highways and sprawling suburbs. Does England even have highways or just trains and bikes?
Daniel Sanchez
Also this, fuck lycra faggots and fuck cruiser boomers. Cager is the fucking motorbikers word.
Sebastian Bell
Yes these are aimed at retarded consumers with more money than brains. The bike was perfected years ago so now companies keep coming up with complete meme technology that no one needs so they can keep selling bikes for stupid prices. Look up "dropper posts", they take a piston from a $15 office chair, put a saddle on it and sell it to you for $300. Don't fall for the kikery. For $800 you can get a great bike that's far more capable than anything you could ever do on it as a beginner.
Chase Walker
Yup there's tons of hot air in the price of 99% of bikes. It's a fucking metal frame with two wheels and!
I bought my for new and cost 300 bucks, has lasted me 4 years now. Maintenance and such costs are maybe 50 dollars a year.
The fact that not everyone is a childless, responsibility-free bugman like you is the fault of cars? Interesting. Care to explain?
Joseph Brooks
I got my Rocky Mountain thunderbolt lightly used for 900$ You have to find a good deal or get a hard tail
Brandon Jones
I don't want to bike 20 miles to work every day and back
Joshua Ortiz
I have a 5k euro bike and I cant say it attracted any pussy compared to my 2k car
Evan Smith
Europe doesn't understand how big America is.
Jackson Perez
Unfortunately it would take me over an hour to get to work on my bike.
Joshua Foster
Absolutely based. I love my bike so much. I try to drive my car as little as possible.
When my Toyota finally does for real in a few years, I won’t even buy a new car. I’ll just buy a better bike.
Wyatt Morales
The reason everything you listed is so far away is because of cars. Instead of having local stores like we used to now globohomo companies can just build some megastore 20 miles away that everyone will drive to. Nothing you listed would require a car if cars were just invented today. The only reason they require cars is because cars have existed for so long.
