Take the BikePill

t. amerilard

Yeah all hobbies are being infested with consumerism cancer, same with electric guitars too, retards paying $4000 for some wood with strings attached.
Just don't fall for the memes and don't spend more than $800 on a bike. The bike was perfected years ago, all new "innovations" are memes without exceptions.

>20 minutes
what the fuck, swapping a tube takes like 3 minutes retard

Lol yeah I'm going to ride my bike for hours across the highway to get to work. Europe is tiny so you can ride bikes places. In America only niggers and Lance Armstrong wannabes ride bikes.

Fuck off bikes cost 250-300 bucks

>Runs on Grass
>Runs wherever

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You need the proper seat, you're just a lazy lardass that's too fat to use regular bike saddles

What kind of person uses seven rolls a day?

Ones with giant asses

lmao imagine having this little perseverance.
Saddles are sore at first because your fat ass is only used to sitting on a couch.
You'll be sore for the first 1-2 weeks but after that you don't feel it at all.

no

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