AUS/POL/ - ECONOMY BTFO EDITION #6

Here you forgot these ((( )))

I've never applied for centrelink before.

What do I do? Do I have to go in person? What are the things I should do to get my application granted?
Any Neets can give a few pointers to a wagie in need?

Im unironically pretty bummed about this whole situation. I found out I got let go from both my jobs as of tomorrow. I just got a phone call this evening.

BTW the film Contagion is now required watching because it's LITERALLY about the scenario that's happening now. It even involves a bat, but the virus was created by a pig eating bat dropping or some shit

i'm too paranoid to have physical contact yet, and if she sucks my peepee i'll have to wash it with soap and it might go up my pee hole which would be very painful

Is prostitution banned?

3175 here
kangs everywhere, more out and about than usual