Who else is stuck overseas? I'll be fucked if all flights are grounded. Maybe I should steal a loaf of bread
Tyler Campbell
>Chinkoid invader cartoons Sage and make a new thread
Elijah Brown
Work at a bottle-o. Fuck this.
Nathaniel Bailey
kek
Elijah Scott
Business is good what's the problem
Gavin Reed
Checked, nice trips. Yeah a mate of mine was backpacking in Spain then sperged out at the price of flights to come back to Aus. Fuck him though the modern day gypo
Alcoholics are generally alright, but they've been consistently more annoying and openly coofing in the store for the past few weeks. I live in Shitney so it's only going to get worse.
Scomo's obsession with keeping schools open is getting pretty weird now
Aiden Lewis
Nope, they're considered retail and will "remain open". Next week though, who the fuck knows.
Gabriel Hernandez
Got a bottle of bundaberg rum 1 litre for $55 today
Noah James
fuck me I should have stocked up on durries and booze
Parker Thompson
nah im pretty dan murphy is staying open. it would probably get classed as a important service because they don't want any neets or abos flocking to the hospitals with withdrawal symptoms >i was a heavy drinker before and that shits legit pretty scary
It feels like yet another one of those cases where he doubles and triples down on shit because he absolutely refuses to admit fault ever until he's forced to flip and snidely blame it on others
Wyatt Lopez
I am just so sick and tired of very obvious, rude, greedy fucking *RETARDS* who don't understand basic etiquette rules, who then act like you're the asshole if they get confronted on their behavior.
not sure what you're complaining about though, glad to have a secure job in these times
Blake Powell
Who is /Bunnings/ here?
Our busiest day at our store since 2012. Tomorrow will probably be bigger.
Nolan Myers
>Got a new job literally less than 2 weeks ago
Shits fucked
Gabriel Hughes
Haven't you heard, big groups aren't allowed in public. Good luck with your withdrawal you bogan cunt.
Carson Lopez
what should i use a a cum rag? using tp is just inconsiderate at this horrible time.
Samuel Smith
>pandemic in progress >you're still allowed to pay in cash
*cough cough* here's your 20 bucks mister cashier man, make sure not to touch your face!!
Luis Diaz
Zoomers are retards who will not stay home. Maybe if their parents get sacked they can pull their own kids out but as long as "essential" workers need zoomer daycare some form of schooling will need to remain open.
Julian Bennett
eat your cum as a meal supplement two birds with one stone
Andrew Hall
Why? And what were people buying?
Jace Lopez
Got threatened the other night because some dumb cunt didn't get the memo that Woolies was closing at 8, came in and tried to buy wine for some young sluts without ID, told the cunt no and he went off then called the store and said he was gonna come back at closing time with his mates and fuck me up. He couldn't have been younger than 35. Fuck this country.
Samuel Ramirez
Torn on whether to get a nice haircut while I still can or fully embracing becoming some kind of horrid disheveled freak in isolation
Aaron Peterson
Going to be cool to wander a deserted city after lockdown.
Nathan Hughes
Are they going to have dedicated shopping times for senior alcoholics?
Brandon Bell
why the fuck did i have a name? buy weed with it nigga.
Whats the code to staff members if I'm going to Bunnings to buy normal shit, I want to get some locks I'm not hysterically asking for masks.
I just wish we were in the days they could be told "Yeah get lost dickhead" without an email to the store and a sit down with your boss about "customer service". Some people are honest to goodness fucking idiots.
Asher Cox
Got A Woolworths delivery exemption for being tarded
Everything. Literally. Timber, paint, homewares, plants. Was a busy morning but as soon as the shutdown rumours started it was unbelievable. Store was opened 15mins later because we couldn't get them out.
Nathan Gomez
My bro went to bunnos a couple of days ago to get a fitting, heaps of boomer cunts getting plants and a fuck tonne of potting mix
Owen Rogers
Been studying, on the road to finishing in next few months but now is all up in the air. At least we’re all fucked.
My uncle does that, it's good shit, but he lives 2 hours away so can't stock up often
Ethan Hernandez
yeah, none of my friends or family want to see me because I have been around chinks at work
Robert Price
The generals have turned to shit since the garbage normies showed up
Jason Lopez
it's not the ingredients that make the cost it's the tax
duty and gst on a litre of bundy would genuinely be at least $35
James Reed
IF shit goes south i'm heading straight to the chemist and busting that fucking safe open I swear to god. I WILL NOT DIE SOBER.
Blake Martinez
You guys reckon Scomo is going to lose the gambling addict and boomer vote for closing clubs and pubs?
Brandon Reyes
i present to you the modus operandi of the liberal party
Jaxon Nguyen
Do you have to dribble and shit yourself when they deliver it?
William Anderson
Most of us don't care. Usually when people come to Bunnings they are happier than those that go to Coles/Woolies because we sell home improvement products, not just staples. Bunnings is a nice adventure, Coles/Woolies is a chore. So we haven't been burnt out quite so badly yet.
Lincoln Adams
North Suburbs here, recently moved back after being in brissy for 6 years There are more indian and gook cunts than before, I drive to white neighbourhoods to shop. Pretty sure niggers are still a western suburbs problem though: been a few years since I lived in Sunshine. Send the nukes, I am ready.
Jackson Roberts
wont your foot get all slimey?
John Williams
We keep about half out the back to put out at 8 after oldie hour is done, be there then.
Austin Roberts
Drinking alcohol is not only degenerate and bad for your health, it's financially stupid
Lincoln Parker
More than double? Why would anyone work for min wage for the entire 6 months if it was more? Hell I see no reason to work for min wage at the $1100 it's going to be now.
Ryan Lee
They'll just learn to use the internet and bet on CSGO.
Where else do normies have to go? Every normie right now is on the internet and every normie knows in the back of their mind that Yas Forums secretly knows the current happenings. Sit in and enjoy the ride, we're on it together.
Michael Mitchell
Yeah being country makes it easy as. Be tough in the city with nosey neighbors. At least your in the rum mate.
Brayden Phillips
>no stimulus for wagies damn it can't they just fire me already, my contract doesn't end until june, getting paid pretty much the same as the coronabux except i have to go to work and get exposed to chang
Luis Reed
>Bro I need to surf
Fucking coastline peasants.
Jason Rogers
Wouldn't care so much if masks were available and other shit to protect ourselves from the infected masses.
Bash one of the local Pakis. They'll just deport you since they are letting people out of prisons.
Dylan Russell
Well my chances of getting laid have now decreased into the negative numbers (chances are i'll get fucked against my will)
Lincoln Evans
Has Scomo officially changed the name to Ausfailia yet?
Liam Evans
What a cunt, I hope asio raids andrew.
Nolan Reed
Was looking at moving to the south east, but after going to an open house with a gook agent who can barely speak english and 5 old fat indian cunts I decided to stick to my familiar shit hole. Seeing more than 5 junkies walking a single street added to that too. Least my current neighbour is an old boomer that flies the aussie flag in his backyard. On ya darrel.
Gavin White
Gonna show my retard ID tomorrow at Coles 7am. Hopefully there's not many people there.
Juan Barnes
>Reminder never trust gooks Or the WHO (pack of cunts).
Nolan Campbell
The WHO literally caused the pandemic, will they pay?
Some might have already lost their job in the initial slow down
Cameron Perez
>TFW got laid off due to chinks
Reeeeeee. Going to sign up for cenno tomorrow. Worst case gotta move back into my folks home
Jacob Barnes
Here you forgot these ((( )))
Gavin Morris
I've never applied for centrelink before.
What do I do? Do I have to go in person? What are the things I should do to get my application granted? Any Neets can give a few pointers to a wagie in need?
Im unironically pretty bummed about this whole situation. I found out I got let go from both my jobs as of tomorrow. I just got a phone call this evening.
Oliver Thomas
BTW the film Contagion is now required watching because it's LITERALLY about the scenario that's happening now. It even involves a bat, but the virus was created by a pig eating bat dropping or some shit
i'm too paranoid to have physical contact yet, and if she sucks my peepee i'll have to wash it with soap and it might go up my pee hole which would be very painful
Carson Wilson
Is prostitution banned?
Jason Ward
3175 here kangs everywhere, more out and about than usual
