Status on my trumpbux?

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Cancelled. It will be a low interest loan or a tax advance. Only megacorps get free money.

I'm sorry happeningfags. This is karma for doubting you I'm sure. Suggest quick suicide methods to me because I do not want to die from such a slow and painful disease.

There is no hope. Yes, I know, China and the rest of Asia are recovering great, but the west is going to be a giant vat of zombies within weeks I'm sure. Locking people in their homes is too late. It's all too late. So I feel it's better to kill myself now than to deal with it later.

Latest is up to 1200 for individuals and 2400 for couples making under 75k a year

not cancelled. NEETS are BTFO tho

this, two checks in april and may

a 1000.00 dollars is nothing.

Trump and Mnuchin wants two payments of $1000. Senate GOP has the proposal as one payment of $1200

Being negotiated over in Libshit House. If you did not file for 2018, 2019 is acceptable. Filing extended in 2020 to July 15.

>$1,000 is nothing
Ok, send me yours.

this.
or it will be worthless by the time you get it.

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Get a bunch of crystal meth and bath salts, contract the disease, and super spread while tweaking out until the hazmat cops mag dump into you

can you still get this if your job didn't shut down?

This

Let me preface with by saying I appreciate the Trump bux and can't wait to get them.

That said, I don't know what this amount of money will do for anyone. I make 80k/year and my job is remote with no sign of going anywhere (knock on wood). While 1k for me is nice, it doesn't do a whole lot. It's just going to sit in my bank account.

On the other hand, someone living paycheck to paycheck who just lost their job as a waiter/server and has no foreseeable job in the near future. 1k isn't going to do anything for someone in that situation. They will probably go buy some designer handbag or piss the money away—and be in the same moneyless situation in 2 weeks.

so is there any place to find information on this aside from a bunch of memeflags and retards on Yas Forums?

>meth and alpha pvp or mdpv
Or you could, you know, just get some anticholinerhic hallucinogens. Cheaper.

It's never going to happen.

You have an obligation to spend that money on American manufacturers to support the work force and the health of the nation.

Go buy a new gun, or some clothes, maybe a new car.

You guys realize printing money and handing it out to nearly everyone does nothing right?

Nothing when mommy pays for everything.

Never ever

The Dems and GOP leaders cracked down in it. They hate the working class more than anything. Schumer offered to give businesses loans that's it. Pelosi wants nothing. Mitch the Bitch only wants to allow tax credits, because that will help. Democracy is a failure yet again.

You realize you are gullible and swallowing neolib propaganda without a second thought right?

But if you print enough if it...

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No I'm swallowing basic economic theory actually.

I live in Commiefornia, gun stores are now closed as marked 'nonessential' and not open for business...

May buy some parts online though.

Already, have a nice car. I'm not just gonna spend this money on BS and give it to big business. If anything I will order takeout food from my mom + pop local eateries.

>If you did not file for 2018, 2019 is acceptable
Thank fucking god. I was a student in 2018 so didn't file, and I was about to have an aneurysm when people were saying 2019 filers were going to be fucked.

I applied for my Jacindabux today. Should get $585 per week for 12 weeks. That's about $300 for you yanks.

We already print out trillions to hand away to people for free. The only difference is that usually the trillions we BRRRR out of the printers goes solely into the pockets of niggers, low IQ drug addicts, single mothers, illegals, and other human garbage.

Printing out free money and giving it to everyone, including myself, is better than printing out free money and only giving it to degenerates and scumbags.

$1,000 is a joke. It's like if someone were hold your head in a full bucket of water, you're drowning, but they're nice enough to remove one inch of water from the bucket....while you continue to drown in the rest of the water.

why would you assume that just because someone is poor it means they can't handle money? not all of us are born to a father who can drop $80,000 on college like its a deli sandwich.

$4000 a month for people making under $100k would really help also + $1k per child. That was the Kennedy proposal but Pelosi, Chuckles, Mitch, Graham etc all shut it down.

More like zombie economic theory, your zombie economics was behind the 1.5 trillion Wall Street blip. Keep drinking the Kool Aid though.

that's fine, but immediately turning around and buying guns or ammo or metals or other tangible things with inherit value (especially that will likely go up afterwards) while th money is still worth more means you get your moneys worth and potentially the some if your purchase does increase in value. when the gov starts yanging money around like this it gets better and better to spend it immediately before super inflation becomes mega and giga inflation.

How about $0

>On the other hand, someone living paycheck to paycheck
GOOD
fuck them

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Enjoy your collapsed economy, retard

Blackface. Punch a cop.

Greedy cunt you are
Its better than nothing, and its 2400 based off trumps two payment proposal. Hardly nothing you dumb weed faggot

Yes this is for everybody who didn’t make over a certain amount. Libshits and kikes are trying to SHUT IT DOWN though.

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>Enjoy your collapsed economy, retard
enjoy your collapsed lungs, chinkflu faggot

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How come they don’t just print more money and give it to people who are poor everyday? It’s not like there isn’t enough to go around lmao just print more

We are never getting anything

based schumer saving us from nationalized socialism and pushing us towards ancap feudalism

>not all of us are born to a father who can drop $80,000 on college like its a deli sandwich.
KEK
user, I actually dropped out of (community) college and learned to code.

I went from delivering pizzas to working at a coding agency > to where I am now in a matter of 2 1/2 years.

You can do it too if you motivate yourself.

$4000? Come on bro, just get a job at Wal mart or amazon if you’re that hard up. They’re still hiring.

>just going to sit in my bank account
so if you don't need it, why would you have it sit in a bank account instead of rolling the dice on some depressed stocks?

this is another thread of (((american))) imaginings

I think they're going to pass a second $1200 bill if needed. If they say the money is definitely coming prices will inflate.

>status on my trumpbux?
Never ever.

And based on 2018 tax returns (FUCK, I did well in 2018)

Anybody have the Trump/Yang 2020 meme?

Source on the 2019 info?

They know running up the debt now makes their spending proposals later infeasible. Dems are fucked.

This is to keep the economy from collapsing in a deflationary spiral, moron. You really think the entire working population can go work at Walmart especially when the whole country goes in lockdown?

fuck

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Yes.

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1k will only last a month. We need this for at least 6 months to help families who are out of work and children are home from school.

I found it

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President just said this is only the first phase and if it doesn't work they'll do it again with much greater numbers.

don't have kids if you can't even save up an emergency fund dumb fucks

What a classic edgelord statement

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So fuck everyone who filed taxes in 2019 but not 2018? Or is that disinfo?

He's right tho

Why didn't you file in 2018?

GIBS ME DAT