Literally 5 minutes ago at my local store. If your local store has zero toilet paper...

>I poop at least four times day
Congrats you have Crohn’s disease you leaf faggot

Why the fuck are they not accepting refunds for items that are in short supply?

I can't believe how bad grocery stores are in America. Like, are they left empty for DAYS??? In Spain we have new products each morning on our local supermarket.

>dude just spray your ass with water
>water is like 10 degrees C in winter
No.

Lambi is some top-tier shit.

Thanks friend

I wrap my hand in toilet paper, it's about 30 squares in total, then I wipe. I repeat four times to get all the poo. people here laugh at needing so much TP but they're the ones who are under-wiping and walking around with shit crusted asses. If you aren't using 1 roll every two days, you're doing it wrong.

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