Literally 5 minutes ago at my local store. If your local store has zero toilet paper...

>TOALETTPAPIR
get your own language, jeez

People who live above a certain latitude are geneticly better at storing vitamin d in fat cells.

This is also one of the reason that nigger immigrants get more depressed and criminal than the native population.

>my store restocked and i got there early. why don't you fucks have tp?
fuck off giftwrap

Your English Is based on Germanic.
Homo

In US in FL and bread, meat, milk, eggs, pasta, frozen foods, can goods gone every day. Empty. Haven't had toilet paper, soap, paper towels, bleach in two weeks. I think they restock but by 11 am its all gone.

Third world country

I figured you guys would go for something more like this for your leather cheerio...

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I’m gonna say some racist ass shit

Nice to see some quality Finnish bog rolls there.

Hopefully, you keep the salmon production running in exchange.

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Third world tier toilet paperless country reporting in.

agreed and now they closed the beaches

fpbp, gotta keep getting riches for your princess

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5G is making you hallucinate. image is fake.

No problem with TP in Poland.

Done.

We are no longer 3rd world country.

My mum just got back from the local supermercado, says the only thing she couldn't get were huevos, but she picked some up at the smaller store close by.

I don't understand how everybody makes a single roll of toilet paper last so long. I poop at least four times a day, and I need a roll of toilet paper every time. First, I take a bunch of TP to layer the toilet seat so my butt doesn't get cold. Secondly, I place a wad of TP into the toilet bowl so that the water doesn't splash up. Thirdly, I can't poop all at once, so I go through multiple stages of pooping out a little nugget, and wiping everytime I do so. Once I'm empty, I take the rest of the TP left on the roll and cover up my poop, so that I can ensure that everything flushes properly.

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That is one god damn ugly transgender.

Not true. Where I am only the cheap toilet paper, eggs, bread, noodles, etc are gone, the more expensive brands are still stocked. There's a gap in some products for about 5 days. This goes for the 2 Edekas, 2 Aldi Süd, 2 Rewes, Netto, Kaufland, Norma, Lidl and they are all within a 25 km distance from me.

Nobody is hoarding toilet paper anymore

Why in the fuck do you shit that much, are you 400 lbs?

I always thought Toilet sounded French.

>buying increases but use stays the same
>stores restock
>thing sits on shelves

Wow its almost like basic supply and demand

C'mon that was funny though.

This is copypasta.

*blocks your path*

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It is French and the comment you made was still funny. Norwegian is just Swedish and it sounds very silly.

What you gonna do when the water stops working you dumb faggot retard

I'll use your mom flapping tits

Just came back from the store. Big southern city, mostly nogs surrounded by the minority of tax-paying euros in the suburbs. No tp, no beef, no milk, but the most annoying thing was how they're forcing everyone to wait in a single line for like two registers so they can tell people not to go over item limits. Didn't buy a thing, did a 360 and walked away.

Spit on my own asshole you fucking cock sucking retarded virgin loser

>user, your people will always be in danger until you learn, as I did, how pleasant a bidet feels on my sensitive anus.

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Post a webm of that.

Nigger

>Literally 5 minutes ago at my local store.
You did a good job, my friend.
Don't forget your mop for the cleanup in aisle 4.

I SHIT IN THE OPEN GRASS LIKE A TRUE MACHO LATINO AND CLEAN THE ASS WITH BARK

t. Alberto Barbosa

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>...then you officially live in a 3rd world country
I already knew that

Lol, talk about a soft target for raiders.

further proof the US flag posters are niggers

Your asshole will be the least of your problems if that happens.

>*blocks your path*

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Plebs... just find a sexy rimjob slut.

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Both of my local big supermarkets have signs up saying they're not doing refunds for all the stuff bought out a week ago

So there must have been at least a good few people trying to return all their panic-purchases. Funny if so.

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10/10 would fap if I was not working from home.

>

>working from home
>on Yas Forums
wut

>Working from home
>Browsing a controversial website
>Not fapping
What's really stopping you?

People are obsessed with thier buttholes, that's what this is really about. A product of narcissism.

>Even my butthole is divine.
>G -God made it. My butthole is holy.

I have Vmware Horizon in a window and Yas Forums on the other and a cam whores site on another. I only do not fap since im in working time and I'm not a pervert.

rema?

Bro the only people with real jobs are working from home.

Joke's on you, I've always been a third worlder.

>have no water
>dying of dehydration
>dying words are "a-at least my butt is clean"

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Middle class wh*ite american from the midwest here.
All main stream grocery is out of TP, food aside from veggies, and fast food like Subway has no meat.
They stock toilet paper every day and sells out in 20 minutes. The 92 omega rolls that cost $25 tend to last 3 or so hours though.

Sauce?
Already tried image search so don't give me shit

Yeaaah boi

It was sold out last friday but there was some today.

Midwest middle class here as well. High end stores still have TP, "dollar" stores empty. Walmart sells out quickly. Food is fine, certain items, sometimes the completely wrong ones, are being bought up quickly, but nobody is at risk of starving.
Predict dust on every bag of TP in the stores in 2021.

>TFW
no face?

We have been using a hosepipe since sunday, fortunately we have a large rainwater storage tank in the roof so at least we'll always be able to gravity hose our sphinctres no matter how bad things get

there's enough in Bavaria

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Someone has some brains it appears.

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yes but does your dog have paper though?

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>did a 360 and walked away.
kek

Why? Im trying to work and you guys keep distracting me with your rim porn.

No sir, we do not. You got us there.

NOICE

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You are a faggot confirmed

yes.

plenty of toilet paper (we export tons to the US), but limit 1 per customer

>I poop at least four times day
Congrats you have Crohn’s disease you leaf faggot

Why the fuck are they not accepting refunds for items that are in short supply?

I can't believe how bad grocery stores are in America. Like, are they left empty for DAYS??? In Spain we have new products each morning on our local supermarket.

>dude just spray your ass with water
>water is like 10 degrees C in winter
No.

Lambi is some top-tier shit.

Thanks friend

I wrap my hand in toilet paper, it's about 30 squares in total, then I wipe. I repeat four times to get all the poo. people here laugh at needing so much TP but they're the ones who are under-wiping and walking around with shit crusted asses. If you aren't using 1 roll every two days, you're doing it wrong.

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