Will cover the whole planet in ashes
Happening! Yellowstone Super Volcano
Parker Garcia
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Lucas Morgan
Theyre all signs for who’s coming.
Easton Price
Listen, happeningfags. You were right with coronavirus, but don’t start getting cocky. You’ve been saying this shit is going to blow for years. It’s not.
Jace Gutierrez
5 feet in 20 years. Not a happening.
Liam Howard
thats just mah dick
Bentley Barnes
GUUUUUUYYYYSSSS.....they are already making making scenerio videos. In less than 24 since this report.
>THEY SOMETHING IS GOIN TO HAPPEN
Colton Phillips
truly historic times
Ayden Ross
>mfw apocalypse 2012 was just a typo but true all along
Joshua Howard
imagine being the first american to see this. what a sight it must have been
Joseph Rivera
Yeah right. Pandemic AND Yellowstone erupting at same time, what are the odds? No really, tell me what are the odds? It's not gonna happen, and I double dare God or whatever is in charge to set it off. See? Nothing.
Dylan Flores
wait until the ayys get involved
the memes are converging
Kayden Walker
This will surely be the end of Trump.
Luke Young
how will blumpf ever recover
Ayden Turner
There's also an asteroid heading towards thee earth
Parker Walker
well it is
it could happen at literally any time in the next hundred thousand years or so :^)
Wyatt Kelly
Back in 2002 I remember watching basically the same fucking thing on VHS in high school
Jace Reed
>Will cover the whole planet in ashes
not really, will certainly fuck shit up on a global scale though
Brandon Walker
Shut the fuck up with your fear-porn bullshit.
Connor Barnes
>What's left of America is crippled without food, medicine and supplies in general while fighting off the deadliest plague since 19187
What a scenario that would be. I can imagine world armies scrambling to fill the power vacuum too both overseas and on American soil via soft invasion of what's left.
Hudson Taylor
maybe they just read he news and want to profit of the raising media attention and worries of people? Youtube channels do this all the time they analyze whats currently popular and make videos according to it. Noone wants to watch a Refugee crisis video amidst the corona crisis for example.
Nathan Parker
Yellowstone is gonna COOM
Oliver Torres
Depending on which way the wind decides to blow when it finally erupts, I'm either fetting my lungs vaporized or suffocating
Ian Lopez
Jason Barnes
> something like a great burning mountain was thrown into the sea.
Checked and WITNESSED.
Anthony Young
nobody's got nearly the force projection capability for that at this time; you're more likely to see 100 million civilian casualties from breakdown of supply chain than chinamen invading LA or a pan-EU coalition securing fucking Norfolk or something. it *would* certainly make the Greater Sandbox a more interesting place very quickly, though.
as far as actual plague, i am unironically more concerned about the Norks (if invaded) or a non-state bad actor having got a hold of smallpox virion after the fall of the USSR, and chimerized it with Marburg or Anthrax, in the latter case to allow for human-to-human transmission and the former to allow for airborne/droplet transmission. or something similar being OOPS'D out of Fort Detrick or the Vector facility in Siberia.
Michael Edwards
more like histrionic times
Charles Martinez
The card game was right again
Carter Evans
This literally happens all the time, nothing is happening.
Alexander Gonzalez
inches; learn to read faggot
Bentley Rivera
>Will cover the whole planet in ashes
No, it wouldn't.
>coronavirus happens
>Yas Forums is full of expert epidemiologists
>yellowstone does anything
>Yas Forums is full of expert geologists
Stop acting like brain dead niggers
Jose Green
>"just a pulsing, bro"
can you faggots stop denying that the end has come?
Joseph Cook
Its the arrival of the third Horseman
Betelgeuse
Coronavirus
Yellowstone Volcano
The Fourth Horsemen incoming
Carter Bell
Project Bluebeam ayyyys will save us
Levi Lewis
Fourth horseman is death bro.
Once the fourth is here it's probably over for most people on the planet.
Joseph Bailey
how many yellowstone threads have shown up here? hundreds in the past five or years? its a active volcano, it does weird shit like that all the time. you have a better chance at winning the lotto twice on the same day and getting struck by lightning and having a meteor hit your dead body.
William Bailey
betelgeus is still up there, idk why your even including it.
Joseph Adams
>frogs
>user
>spurdo
nothing is outside our reach
Joshua Watson
Abba I await your Revelation. Please show your Highness to us, so that all those worthy can worship.
Gavin Sanders
do it. fucking do it, you dumb nigger volcano.
Oliver White
kek. this.
Daniel Fisher
Nigger it would be the end of all modern civilization
Cameron King
Do you have a link ?
Jace Carter
I'll stop when you literal morans actually learn about the volcano. The pulsating is normal and has been observed for decades now. Get fucked in the asshole.
Noah Martinez
Ryan Bell
How's that plague of locusts in Africa going?
Carson Bailey
>Will cover the whole planet in ashes
Having witnessed your digits I would just like to say that it is highly unlikely that your putrid caldera ash will get over the hump an pollute our beautiful south pacific region.
Adam Fisher
Exactly
Elijah Collins
correct
>next time it won't be destroyed by water, it'll be by fire
Alexander Jenkins
Saw this coming. Fantastic year
Kayden Flores
Hallelujah
Angel Lopez
Wow, more vague language.
Brandon Martinez
>or the Vector facility in Siberia
Hooo boi where u been
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Ian Lewis
YOU WAIT YOUR WHOLE LIFE FOR A HAPPENING AND THEN THEY ALL COME AT ONCE
I ONLY HAVE 200 ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER LEFT I AM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
Jeremiah Murphy
Betelgeuse exploding wouldn't do shit, take your meds.
Samuel Long
aren't you lads still on fire though?
Mason Hernandez
not to sound like /x/ but I've had a gut feeling/bodily sensation/call it whatever you like since late august... like some cataclysmic event is at hand
bigger than war and bigger than memevirus, it's hard to put into words
it's probably nothing, wishful thinking fueled by depression
Carter Jones
I would not worry about it
Hudson Butler
Also CHECKED!!!
John Sanders
Imagine all the top govs world wide know of the erruption coming soon, then releasing the already developed "covid-19" to force all people into quarantine so the panic and chaos will be as little as possible when the erruption finally hits in.
Luke Bell
Money, money money, something something
Noah Long
You prolly had visions in your dream user. Many people reported seen 1111 333 and remember Coronavirus arrived on 02202020.
Ethan Carter
>call it whatever you like
it's your divine light, the part that already knows what's coming
get rid of your fear while you still have ample time, because there is a too late
Joshua Sanchez
could you imagine if it went off during the boogaloo and helped us win battles? lmao
Jaxson Gonzalez
>remember Coronavirus arrived on 02202020.
3 20 2020 today
Alexander Morris
didnt you say the same thing about the wu flu?
Leo Torres
ERUPT YOU FUCKING BASTARD ERUPT YOU CAN DO IT
Jason Wilson
DIGITS!!
Its the THIRD
Carson Bell
Fuck off kike. Your kind will receive their due.
The Cabal will meet unquenchable Fire.
Logan Turner
ayuh, seen that several months ago. it did not give me a particularly cuddly feeling regardless of assurance that only some bullshit maintenance building or something was subject to fire/explosion. if there was an uncontrolled release of very nasty bugs it would indeed be difficult to completely cover up- the real worry is that some level of espionage or other nasty business took place related to that event, i reckon.
awful neat stuff about Detrick getting closed down a while ago allegedly from "safety" concerns- seen figures like 20 percent of all BSL-4 facilities have at least one contamination event which is fucking horrifying. the US gub'mint did indeed spread fucking bubonic-ridden fleas over korea and parts of china in '52 as well!
Matthew Lee
No.
Matthew Sanchez
Fpbp LET'S GO CORONA CHAN LET'S GO YELLOWSTONE CHAN
Juan Howard
Theyd probably still keep soldiers in Israel tho
John Gomez
Boiling rivers reported a few days ago
Brayden Wilson
Hitler's return from Agartha? We truly live in blessed times.
Hunter Howard
nigger
Jonathan Robinson
happening fags are literally the worst
>muh iran
>nothing happens
>muh corona virus
>nothing happens
>muh yellowstone
>nothing happens
get a grip, you're worse than those liberal fags looking for racism everywhere
William Murphy
>cosmic rays and solar radiation aren't real
Kek
Matthew Bailey
noo nicker would get covered in ash
Joshua Carter
Consecutive digits and nothing happens and everything goes back to normal for the next 100 years. Kek wills it.
Camden Hall
>muh corona virus
>nothing happens
Never been a happening like it in our lifetime you blind fuckwit
Dominic Reyes
>literally 1,300 light years away
>muh cosmic rays
>muh solar radiation
shouldn't you be in your quarantined /cvg/ thread?
Kevin Nguyen
>Kek wills it.
Clearly not
Landon Morgan
I can still leave my house, i can still go get a chicken sandwich at some fast food place, i can still go any store i want, nothing has happened. maybe your shitty government threw you all in lockdown for a shitty boomer killer disease but has zero impact in the states.
Austin Roberts
Look at how all the terrain around it is different because of it. The thing is a giant zit going to pop someday
Gabriel Ross
kek could you imagine if this Yellowstone erupted in the middle of the chinese flu pandemic. RIP the modern world.
Cooper Myers
One might say...........throbbing
Cameron Price
When you see it, the light waves will have reached here you Muppet. The events happened, we just haven't seen it YET
Lincoln Evans
Kek wills it.
Aiden Taylor
>an injection of magma the size of Chicago has been pulsing
........that's kinda hot.
Jaxon Morales
>Who's coming
Me when Yellowstone fucking kills Californians.
Noah Roberts
I, pet goat 2 predicted this
Ring around the roses pocket full of posies
ASHES ASHES
we all fall down
Gavin Howard
Just you wait....I said the same a week ago
Jayden Reed
it's my fault anons, i got quads 7 in a prediction thread, i predicted yellowstone
Wyatt Wilson
You ever been so constipated that you take a bunch of laxatives and you can feel the diarrhea pushing against the blockage?
Robert Murphy
No, the floods put the fires out a few weeks back, now the grass is so tall Koala's are attacking people in coordinated attacks from above as from below is the grass. The cunts are adaptive.
Adrian Bell
it'll be a small area of light, do you think it'll be a concentrated beam of energy blasting earth? no, a small fraction of it will reach us and will illuminate a small part of the sky. Literally nothing.
Jaxson Nguyen
Yellowstone erupting was BLUMPFH's fault!
David Wilson
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express.co.uk
>The “deepest sunspot minimum” for more than a century is about to force the Sun into partial hibernation, they say. Public health authorities have been warned to be vigilant with the phenomenon linked to historic viral pandemics. Previously unseen strains could emerge through the coming months while existing ones turn super-virulent
>how does the 33 year (solar) cycle work?
reddit.com
Cosmic radiation you say.
Lucas Allen
Is it possible to poke holes in the area to make sure that the pressure can release spread out and not all in one area? That might make the explosion less catastrophic