Gun Alternatives

Search for joergsprave.
He's got what you need.

All you need is Jesus. David killed Goliath with only faith in Jehova.

Supersoaker flame thrower

What are you going to do with that? Looks scary until it breaks in half bruising a thigh muscle on your intruder.

Mountaineering style ice ax.

Can you German faggot cucks buy hunting bows? Or do you need a loicense?

Bull whip + mace/warhammer will be my set up.

Fuck your ass moron. Wrong board. Faggot.

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just check out JoergSprave youtube channel and you might find something you like.

This question is unamerican, and it sickens me to even ponder noguns.
Take your faggotry to /k.