What's the best option when buying a gun is not one? Axe, bat, club, machete, something else entirely? Help anons out.
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Liam Ross
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Christian Garcia
Black Bear spray mace.
Dylan Morris
i bought a machette
Jayden Wilson
Use your legs to get away until you arrive in a place where you can get a gun.
Samuel Sullivan
Teleporter and Katana
Easton Phillips
but also you should acquire a gun
relatively easy and cheap here
just bought another one myself
Jaxon Adams
A gun
Asher Reyes
Make a cannon and fill it with diamonds
Robert Nguyen
hire a bodyguard
Josiah Allen
A knife
Dylan Morris
Search for joergsprave.
He's got what you need.
William Flores
All you need is Jesus. David killed Goliath with only faith in Jehova.
Luis Anderson
Supersoaker flame thrower
Blake Rodriguez
What are you going to do with that? Looks scary until it breaks in half bruising a thigh muscle on your intruder.
Noah Jenkins
Mountaineering style ice ax.
Luis Sullivan
Can you German faggot cucks buy hunting bows? Or do you need a loicense?
Parker Morales
Bull whip + mace/warhammer will be my set up.
Juan Robinson
Fuck your ass moron. Wrong board. Faggot.
Connor Thomas
just check out JoergSprave youtube channel and you might find something you like.
Ethan Baker
This question is unamerican, and it sickens me to even ponder noguns.
Take your faggotry to /k.
Ian Moore
go to sporting goods store. get some modern armor and weapons. garden supply and hardware have literal medieval shit
William Smith
Chopping your hand off is optional
Asher Cruz
A bow, its silent, very lethal and pretty high tech now days.
Cameron Martin
Piss jugs and frozen poop socks.
Camden Ortiz
Tactical War Hammer.
Easton Miller
Probably a spear. You can pick up pic related for less than $30 (amazon, ebay, etc), you can use it as a knife or take the handle off and it is threaded to fit broom handles
If you can get access to shotgun shells, make a pipe shotgun, it costs like, $5 in materials. If you can't get shotgun shells, use a tube with one end closed off (like with a threaded endcap), drill a hole near the endcap to fit a fuse, and fix the pipe into a piece of bamboo or something to make a medieval handcannon. Black powder is easy to make at home
Andrew Lewis
A big dog
Leo Wood
Stun gun
Nathaniel Ramirez
Whatever you can become competent in using. I know guys that have been practicing Philippine patiki kali for years. And I would wanna be 50 yards or better from them to even fuck around with a gun. Their knife and baton skills are real. Hell if you can practice and train with a saber you are gonna be miles a head. Also if it all goes sideways you will soon enough fall in with like minded folks and sort out combat pretty quick.
Ps that knife is shit and you won’t get it back out of a wound especially gut or ribs. Flesh grips blades, you want smooth with at most a blood groove.
Adam Garcia
unironically buy some cap gun ammo, harvest the gunpowder, and make a slam-gun
Isaiah Gray
unironically went out and bought a machete
Henry Cooper
He used a projectile, brainless.
Carter Brooks
4 D-cell Maglite flashlight. It's basically a club that you can just say is a flashlight.
Cooper Hill
Crossbow or compound bow.
Good for survival hunting, you can easily reuse the arrows.
Jacob Jones
compound bow or crossbow
Gabriel Rogers
Condoms
Jayden Young
Buy yourself a nice compound bow with a heap of arrows. You will be surprised how powerful they are.
Ryan Gray
based
Easton Brown
Nobody fucks with anyone holding one of these.
Sebastian Russell
>What's the best option when buying a gun is not one?
If you gave a budget it'd help
Compound bow
Full tang knife, god tier Busse, obtainable near you (probably) but still damn good Fallkniven
Baton
Larp tier:
Puma Saufeder
Albion Swords
Katanas
Lucas Scott
Depends on what you are up against,
Get an air horn if someone is trying to breach your house with a gun and all you have is a blade weapon blowing out the ear drums could save your life
Julian Perry
you can find rock anywhere.
Dylan Baker
Used a sling. A practiced slinger cam drop a water buffalo with one shot. Golf ball sized rock traveling at 3-400 FPS gonna break your skull
Ryder Evans
Chase them with this. They will run.
Should have no problem finding in Germany. Probably millions available.
Samuel Thompson
if you want a concealed knife get a ka-bar TDI or a knockoff on aliexpress. They have really similar ones on aliexpress for 15USD.
If you want something that doesn't need to be concealed get whatever kind of combat knife you want. The two important things are:
1. It has to be fixed blade because hinged knives break easily.
2. it has to have a guard or be shaped in such a way that your hand wont slide up over the blade on impact.
Daniel Butler
They blow up. Been there repeatedly
Tyler Kelly
I'm gonna use my fist. God will guide it.
Landon Jenkins
Logan Howard
Nothin personnel kid
Cameron Watson
Bring it on
Isaac Morris
Especially if it's super rusty
Alexander Reed
A kitchen knife with an egg beater attached...based
Ryan Bennett
this thread would be better on /k/
Nathan Bennett
second part is: always sharpen your knife and if you use a machete it has to be SHARP. I watch videos of niggers dry slicing each other with dull blades and they dont even break the skin.
Joseph Ward
Kek, don't forget Karate!
Blake Gray
are air big bore air guns regulated in germany?
Nolan Hernandez
Just chase people coofing
Carter Brown
fuck haters
this is the only answer
have faith in yourself, user
use the force
Jaxon Howard
An air horn will scare the shit out of anyone. Cheap and effective.
Sebastian Fisher
Hunter Wilson
Had a guy break into my garage two years ago. The door was fucked and I heard the clown banging around in the dark. I had a machete like thing from a hunting supply store in the shape of a Greek Kopis. It's a vicious 2.5 foot forward curving blade with a short one handed grip. It's great for both slashing and stabbing. I felt VERY uncomfortable with it. I would have much preferred a bat. A bat has more reach and it is quite lethal without being overly... grisly. Shanking and slashing a guy takes training and skill. A bat is a lot more useful in untrained hands. Get a bat and not a blade. Luckily I looked convincing enough. The guy saw me with it and fucking bolted. I guess as much as I didn't want to use it... he didn't want to have it used on him.
Get a bat. Nothing worse than being armed and unable to use it.
Matthew Wright
this guy is right. make this thread on k and link it here will you
Ayden Nelson
If you cannot figure out a way to manufacture a single shot 12ga shotgun, you might as well just bend over in the street and hope a roving band of butthole pirates finds you pleasing to the eye.
They will provide you with protection, in exchange for ravaging your stink knot.
Parker Young
Fpbp. Better range better control and better area of effect. Litterally meant to deter fucking black bears. So it should work no problem against your pest problem
Nathaniel Hughes
Molotov cocktail
Oliver Ortiz
Ok. Hope so. Not the worst scenario if your folks turn out to be right.
Dominic Edwards
A baton in your dominant hand, and a cattle prod in the other:
>stun-stun-snap-stun-snap-snap-snap....
Robert Rogers
kek
Brayden Richardson
JO Stick. Its a 48-54" piece of wood, looks like a walking stuck but in the hands of a master its deadly.
Josiah Sullivan
Kevin Cruz
Learn to suck a mean dick to avoid getting shot.
Joseph Martin
No weapon can match my Nippon steel.
Leo Phillips
Why don't you tune my left nut sometime.
110 pound Mongolian warbow. Armor piercing when shot from horseback or cruise control.
Alexander Ortiz
you are fooling your self, a sword is no better than unarmed in world with guns..
Carson Adams
artist? the hair is actually great
James Bennett
Cold Steel makes a nice sword cane.
Get the heavy duty one. Fake a limp.
Wyatt Flores
BY KILLING GOLIATH I BROKE A COMMANDMENT
AND ENDED UP IN HELL.
Julian Hughes
It’s a BO STAFF u absolute mong