Marvel's New Heroes

>marvel on death spiral
>suits can't figure out why
>must be because not enough fat feminist super heroes

Screentime is probably browsing Yas Forums rn.

Ok which one of you infiltrated Marvel and got this greenlit? This is better than the best troll I could think of

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>“experimental internet gas.”
Magic would make more sence than those 3 words put together

> after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.”

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>Spend tons of money making new characters in 2020
Guys, check it out!!!
>Everyone's dead

>comic will bomb extra hard because coronavirus is killing comic shops

KEK

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>trailerblazer
>is morbidly obese

>tons of money

That money likely went to the diversity hires' 6 month vacations and reparations.

This. It's too good to not be a troll