PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - YOU STILL HAVE TO GO BACK EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: WE WILL PREVAIL 3/18/19
pic.twitter.com/T6UCyaPRIy
youtu.be/IRNCFxsXMh0
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Nursing CEOs 3/18/20
c-span.org/video/?470490-1/
youtu.be/ZYmDrxjDKMU
youtu.be/_z5gH8k32c4
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/18/20
c-span.org/video/?470459-1/
youtu.be/inl3tMRUH_8
>DefSec Esper on (((FakeNews))) 3/18/20
youtu.be/vYn6RCjC3Kc
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/18/20
youtu.be/DC7OlyY4pLg
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/18/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142658034001
>AgSec Perdue on Dobbs 3/18/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6142706322001/
>AgSec Perdue on FoxNews 3/18/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142553082001
>Trump2020Adviser Harp on FBN 3/18/20
youtu.be/uWv6W7dvOWA
>StateDeptVideo: Iranian Regime's Misinformation Campaign 3/18/20
youtu.be/mPvtGCa8eC4
>WHVideo: WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx: If you feel sick, stay home 3/18/20
youtu.be/htMboJF7pIc
>WHVideo: SG Adams Message to Young People 3/18/20
youtu.be/BUq3XDNCsUc
>WHVideo: Who needs to be tested for Corona-chan? 3/18/20
youtu.be/r5uRwMmh2aU
>WHVideo: NIAIDDir Fauci: What To Do If You Feel Sick 3/18/20
youtu.be/rkmOgvXi_p4
>WHVideo: What should you do if you think you might have Corona-chan? 3/18/20
youtu.be/Hgc38ozxm3Y
>TrumpAd: Trump: Presumptive 2020 Republican Nominee 3/17/20
youtu.be/OKopezb1ez4

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brrr.money/
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MAGA

Why is Apu used as a FREN icon? I'm seriously asking

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AWOO

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so uhh
who here /candyslut/?
and who here /sinkchink/?

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MAGA

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Have you thanked the white wizard for curing coronavirus?

>Chinese virus

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McConnell talking
>c-span.org/video/?470486-1/senate-session

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if you need to ask you don't need to know
if you want to blend in just lurk a little

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yahoo.com/news/trump-says-support-government-taking-165550445.html

I can't believe Trump was actually the Socialists' Manchurian Candidate

Bernie is still in this, fuck you...hes gonna come back, theres still time

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What is the latest on TRUMPBUX???
>What is the latest on TRUMPBUX???
What is the latest on TRUMPBUX???
>What is the latest on TRUMPBUX???
What is the latest on TRUMPBUX???
>What is the latest on TRUMPBUX???

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>outrange

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So Coronavirus hype/falseflag cover for BIDEN. it's past time to stop this fucking bullshit.
youtube.com/watch?v=CFG35jdFhj0

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Not so fun is it, Guatemala?

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brrr.money/

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Italy has overtaken China in deaths

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He's a Frog-Right Ethno Nationalist.

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> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Trump was full of shit about sending us checks, wasnt he...

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NOT GONNA HAPPEN TENDIE STOCKS ARE DOWN EVERYONE PANIC

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McConnell is talking about it
>c-span.org/video/?470486-1/senate-session

He's right you know.

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Why aren't you racemixing yet, Goyim?

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what a terribly weak argument i hope they get their shit pushed in for this

pelosi and schumer are going to fuck everything up.

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>coronavirus same symptoms and weakness as malaria

Nigga please. We got this.

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Yoga instructors have it made.

>despite outrange in Beijing
In their zeal to get a story first, they can't even do basic spellcheck.

>chinese bugs dying in italy

Can Pelosi and Schumer be impeached?

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>primaries delayed
>still 800 delegatos in play
>joe's dementia getting worse every day
yeah, i'm thinking biden's fucked

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GANBATTE MALARIACHAN!

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Awoovement!

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>The Prada Pandemic
>The Guccicoof

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BUY
THE
DIP
>the honey mustard dip

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Even better outcome than I expected.

this but unironically

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What am I reading here? The minority party can't block a subpoena. Is it just an angry letter?

>c-span.org/video/?470486-1/senate-session

thanks boss

> "MEDICARE FOR ALL"
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
> articles that didn't age well at all

> Health-Care Reform in Italy: Public vs. Private [1]
> When California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger dropped in on Italy's fashion capital late last year, his focus wasn't just the city's designer shops. He was also intensely interested in the state-of-the-art local health system.
> With the U.S. searching for ideas about how to make health care more affordable, he said during a speech, "I hope we have a situation where the federal government…looks at the entire world, including this region here."

[1] wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748704131404575118030576580248

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Oh I'm dumb, it's a replay not live

I'm black and Asian, and that made me laugh.

What did Boiney (freee shidd) Sandals say in his Presser yesterday? I somehow missed it and all coverage of it.

Trump bucks update?

Thak you white wizard

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nah my dude i bought every single one of pic related at my super shartmart and now the bogs can't get me i'm fucking golden and laffin rn desu

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A man can only jerk it so many times as we wait for this 10 trillion dollar nothingburger to blow over

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Apu is a physical (2D) incarnation of how introverts feel on the inside.
If you are an introvert, then you would feel a connection when you see his face and read anons messages of fren ships.

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Fucking nigger

Tiger Woods, is that you?

A Congressman can be expelled by the other Congressmen, but I'm not sure it's ever happened. They would be censured first.

Corona flattens Latins

is that trump's mark doctor?

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Is it no wonder of why Mario and Luigi became plumbers? Chang put them out of a job making clothes.

Does anyone in /ptg/ think TrumpBux is a bad idea?

What did he do desu

This is true. After the first couple, all you get are ghost loads and chafing.

Not so fast sweeties
just take loans

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>but dr I am the coofliacci

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>wanna touch my lincoln bust?

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I'm guessing he yelled a lot about billionaires, wall street and Trump.

I'm a little iffy on it.

Say no to Joe!

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why is nihonese food and food production so aesthetic?

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SO FAR

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It's a replay, not live.. idk when or if it'll jump to the live one

(((they))) don't want to usher in NATSOC

Sounds like you're helping to write an article for user.

>A man can only jerk it so many times
fake
i'm absolutely committed to setting a guinness world record
yes

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There will be no trumpbux, you neet. This pandemic will be solved within weeks.

SAD

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I tried to make a post with a call to action for the U.S. government and this is the message I got.

Has anyone ever seen this on Yas Forums? I am not sure what the hell is happening

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Looks like another win/win scenario for Trump.
It passes he wins. Dems kill it they lose.

How does he do it?

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>Chinese curse

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We need a whole list of diseasechans who are more dangerous than chinkchan.
>Spanish Flu
>Swine Flu
>Bird Flu
>Seasonal Flu
>Malaria
>the common cold

The subject was simply Message for the Trump Administration.

No, but if I was, how well do you think I would have done at the Players Championship had I attended last week?

...

God, elites are so predictable

>GLOBAL PANDEMIC (of one particular novel if unremarkable strain of respiratory virus) ORANGE MANS FAULT!

Oh yeah? WELL, WE'RE GONNA CUT FED RATES!-

>Donor/Investor class: HOORAY!

AND WE'RE GONNA BORROW A TRILLION DOLLARS!-
>CHEERS!

AND WERE GIVING TENS OF BILLIONS TO AIRLINES AND BANKS AGAIN!-
>LETS CELEBRATE!

AND WE'RE GONNA GIVE SOME OF THE MONEY DIRECTLY TO AMERICAN CITIZENS
>youtube.com/watch?v=2OwCJmUx2I4

AND IF ITS STILL IS BAD A MONTH LATER, WE'LL GIVE THEM ANOTHER-

>YA KNOW WHAT, THIS CHLOROQUINE SEEMS TO WORK AFTER ALL

... - CHECK FOR A THOUSAND AND THEN-

>AND LOOK!- THE COMMUNIST CHINESE SWEAR THERE ARE NO NEW CASES IN WUHAN...

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>jew
>wants to give you a loan

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enjoy the van ride

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surely no one is doing despicable things like that during this time right

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They sat on an island and went nowhere else for basically most of 2000 years, gotta do something.

I really want all the porn sites to publish their stats next week, it's got to be fucking astronomical. I'm seriously considering actually buying a gayme from steam.

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Pls elaborate, it cures?

Congratulations on the medal of freedom Tiger.

F

subtle

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kicking fucking corrupt scum out of the government lays crucial groundwork for emergency responses

Just about all of them. See short video

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=UVxWDF1NkFk&feature=emb_logo

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because Stormy Daniels was silenced by Trump's Russian co-conspirators

Everyone ids suber heros in there head.

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>be china
>have new year
>supposed to usher in a golden age
>get wrecked in 100 different ways
OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA OH GOD PLEASE MY SIDES ARE ORBITING THE OORT CLOUD OH GOD NO WHY

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I may really be getting one. I believe I know what is really going on under all of this. The answer is not something within the realm of what we think of as reasonable it is something supernatural.

I assumed everyone without exception was jerking off at least twice a day and some sickos even more with all this free time

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????????'

> OH NO NO NO NO
Bathtubs have a higher death count than Coronachan (in the US at least)

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spectator.org/bernies-billionaires/
Read this article for a good laugh. Bernie's being funded by the richest man in Hawaii who is a billionaire.

It wipes out the virus in the body

How have Awoos fared the recent collapse? I bought a shitload of Awoos and I don't know if I should offload them

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>be china
>starve forever
>the end

glad hes back on twitter

I'm very skeptical but I'm sure someone will post details soon enough

It's a bad idea if it's not regulated to tax payers. Welfare recipients already get free money.

Saw a fucking guy here in Texas wearing surgical gloves and a mask at the store today. Fuckin silly bitch, we're not even in the city.
>200 cases against a population of 28 million
The fuck is wrong with the retards in my town?

kek

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Do black girls really hop on white guys like that? Sounds like she fucked him on the spot