PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - YOU STILL HAVE TO GO BACK EDITION /ptg/

McConnell talking
>c-span.org/video/?470486-1/senate-session

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if you need to ask you don't need to know
if you want to blend in just lurk a little

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yahoo.com/news/trump-says-support-government-taking-165550445.html

I can't believe Trump was actually the Socialists' Manchurian Candidate

Bernie is still in this, fuck you...hes gonna come back, theres still time

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What is the latest on TRUMPBUX???
>What is the latest on TRUMPBUX???
What is the latest on TRUMPBUX???
>What is the latest on TRUMPBUX???
What is the latest on TRUMPBUX???
>What is the latest on TRUMPBUX???

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>outrange

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So Coronavirus hype/falseflag cover for BIDEN. it's past time to stop this fucking bullshit.
youtube.com/watch?v=CFG35jdFhj0

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Not so fun is it, Guatemala?

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brrr.money/

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Italy has overtaken China in deaths

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He's a Frog-Right Ethno Nationalist.

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> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Trump was full of shit about sending us checks, wasnt he...

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NOT GONNA HAPPEN TENDIE STOCKS ARE DOWN EVERYONE PANIC

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McConnell is talking about it
>c-span.org/video/?470486-1/senate-session

He's right you know.

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Why aren't you racemixing yet, Goyim?

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what a terribly weak argument i hope they get their shit pushed in for this

pelosi and schumer are going to fuck everything up.

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>coronavirus same symptoms and weakness as malaria

Nigga please. We got this.

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Yoga instructors have it made.

>despite outrange in Beijing
In their zeal to get a story first, they can't even do basic spellcheck.

>chinese bugs dying in italy

Can Pelosi and Schumer be impeached?

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>primaries delayed
>still 800 delegatos in play
>joe's dementia getting worse every day
yeah, i'm thinking biden's fucked

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GANBATTE MALARIACHAN!

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Awoovement!

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>The Prada Pandemic
>The Guccicoof

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BUY
THE
DIP
>the honey mustard dip

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Even better outcome than I expected.

this but unironically

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What am I reading here? The minority party can't block a subpoena. Is it just an angry letter?

>c-span.org/video/?470486-1/senate-session

thanks boss

> "MEDICARE FOR ALL"
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
> articles that didn't age well at all

> Health-Care Reform in Italy: Public vs. Private [1]
> When California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger dropped in on Italy's fashion capital late last year, his focus wasn't just the city's designer shops. He was also intensely interested in the state-of-the-art local health system.
> With the U.S. searching for ideas about how to make health care more affordable, he said during a speech, "I hope we have a situation where the federal government…looks at the entire world, including this region here."

[1] wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748704131404575118030576580248

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Oh I'm dumb, it's a replay not live

I'm black and Asian, and that made me laugh.

What did Boiney (freee shidd) Sandals say in his Presser yesterday? I somehow missed it and all coverage of it.

Trump bucks update?

Thak you white wizard

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nah my dude i bought every single one of pic related at my super shartmart and now the bogs can't get me i'm fucking golden and laffin rn desu

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A man can only jerk it so many times as we wait for this 10 trillion dollar nothingburger to blow over

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Apu is a physical (2D) incarnation of how introverts feel on the inside.
If you are an introvert, then you would feel a connection when you see his face and read anons messages of fren ships.

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Fucking nigger

Tiger Woods, is that you?

A Congressman can be expelled by the other Congressmen, but I'm not sure it's ever happened. They would be censured first.

Corona flattens Latins

is that trump's mark doctor?

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Is it no wonder of why Mario and Luigi became plumbers? Chang put them out of a job making clothes.

Does anyone in /ptg/ think TrumpBux is a bad idea?

What did he do desu

This is true. After the first couple, all you get are ghost loads and chafing.

Not so fast sweeties
just take loans

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>but dr I am the coofliacci

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>wanna touch my lincoln bust?

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I'm guessing he yelled a lot about billionaires, wall street and Trump.

I'm a little iffy on it.

Say no to Joe!

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why is nihonese food and food production so aesthetic?

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SO FAR

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It's a replay, not live.. idk when or if it'll jump to the live one

(((they))) don't want to usher in NATSOC

Sounds like you're helping to write an article for user.

>A man can only jerk it so many times
fake
i'm absolutely committed to setting a guinness world record
yes

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There will be no trumpbux, you neet. This pandemic will be solved within weeks.

SAD

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I tried to make a post with a call to action for the U.S. government and this is the message I got.

Has anyone ever seen this on Yas Forums? I am not sure what the hell is happening

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Looks like another win/win scenario for Trump.
It passes he wins. Dems kill it they lose.

How does he do it?

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>Chinese curse

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We need a whole list of diseasechans who are more dangerous than chinkchan.
>Spanish Flu
>Swine Flu
>Bird Flu
>Seasonal Flu
>Malaria
>the common cold

The subject was simply Message for the Trump Administration.

No, but if I was, how well do you think I would have done at the Players Championship had I attended last week?

...

God, elites are so predictable

>GLOBAL PANDEMIC (of one particular novel if unremarkable strain of respiratory virus) ORANGE MANS FAULT!

Oh yeah? WELL, WE'RE GONNA CUT FED RATES!-

>Donor/Investor class: HOORAY!

AND WE'RE GONNA BORROW A TRILLION DOLLARS!-
>CHEERS!

AND WERE GIVING TENS OF BILLIONS TO AIRLINES AND BANKS AGAIN!-
>LETS CELEBRATE!

AND WE'RE GONNA GIVE SOME OF THE MONEY DIRECTLY TO AMERICAN CITIZENS
>youtube.com/watch?v=2OwCJmUx2I4

AND IF ITS STILL IS BAD A MONTH LATER, WE'LL GIVE THEM ANOTHER-

>YA KNOW WHAT, THIS CHLOROQUINE SEEMS TO WORK AFTER ALL

... - CHECK FOR A THOUSAND AND THEN-

>AND LOOK!- THE COMMUNIST CHINESE SWEAR THERE ARE NO NEW CASES IN WUHAN...

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>jew
>wants to give you a loan

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enjoy the van ride

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surely no one is doing despicable things like that during this time right

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They sat on an island and went nowhere else for basically most of 2000 years, gotta do something.

I really want all the porn sites to publish their stats next week, it's got to be fucking astronomical. I'm seriously considering actually buying a gayme from steam.

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Pls elaborate, it cures?

Congratulations on the medal of freedom Tiger.

F

subtle

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kicking fucking corrupt scum out of the government lays crucial groundwork for emergency responses

Just about all of them. See short video

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=UVxWDF1NkFk&feature=emb_logo

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because Stormy Daniels was silenced by Trump's Russian co-conspirators

Everyone ids suber heros in there head.

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>be china
>have new year
>supposed to usher in a golden age
>get wrecked in 100 different ways
OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA OH GOD PLEASE MY SIDES ARE ORBITING THE OORT CLOUD OH GOD NO WHY

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I may really be getting one. I believe I know what is really going on under all of this. The answer is not something within the realm of what we think of as reasonable it is something supernatural.

I assumed everyone without exception was jerking off at least twice a day and some sickos even more with all this free time

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i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584461187296.webm

????????'

> OH NO NO NO NO
Bathtubs have a higher death count than Coronachan (in the US at least)

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spectator.org/bernies-billionaires/
Read this article for a good laugh. Bernie's being funded by the richest man in Hawaii who is a billionaire.

It wipes out the virus in the body

How have Awoos fared the recent collapse? I bought a shitload of Awoos and I don't know if I should offload them

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>be china
>starve forever
>the end

glad hes back on twitter

I'm very skeptical but I'm sure someone will post details soon enough

It's a bad idea if it's not regulated to tax payers. Welfare recipients already get free money.

Saw a fucking guy here in Texas wearing surgical gloves and a mask at the store today. Fuckin silly bitch, we're not even in the city.
>200 cases against a population of 28 million
The fuck is wrong with the retards in my town?

kek

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Do black girls really hop on white guys like that? Sounds like she fucked him on the spot

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Good stuff. A little too long, I would make a 30 seconds streamlined cut to get the message across faster

Since when has chink cold had over 9k deaths? Let's see some proof of that.

Goddamn I hate the modern media

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because the chinese numbers are
>BULLLLLL SHITTTTTTTTTT

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A big issue we need to focus on to redpill normies is illegal immigration.

youtube.com/watch?v=a3V5KXG4gWQ

youtube.com/watch?v=v3qvfRB4OwI

youtube.com/watch?v=fU2s0-y6nak

Read these, unbelievable:
steveking.house.gov/illegal-immigration-stories

washingtonexaminer.com/news/illegal-immigrant-driver-in-crash-that-killed-four-family-members-vacationing-at-disney-world-ticketed-for-careless-driving

>Do black girls really hop on white guys like that?
yes i've fucked a few they are thirsty af for white cock it's insane

End of today ChinkFlu press con was tasty. OAN reporter held the press down while Trump bored out their collective assholes

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