>LATEST CASES 10:10: 463 new cases in Germany. 10:02: First case in Djibouti. 09:31: First 3 cases in Kyrgyzstan. All three had returned from a pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia. 09:15: 35 new cases and 1 new death in Norway. 09:03: First death in Moldova. The patient was a 61-year-old woman who was admitted to hospital after returning from Italy. She had underlying issues such as stage 2 hypertension and type 2 diabetes. 08:40: 63 new cases and 1 new death in Luxembourg. 07:59: 139 new cases in Austria.
>In an interview on Sunday with CNN affiliate CNN Brasil, Bolsonaro called preventive measures, such as banning mass events, "hysteria," and said that the economy came first. "When you ban football and other things, you fall into hysteria. Banning this and that isn't going to contain the spread," he said.
>"We should take steps, the virus could turn into a fairly serious issue. But the economy has to function because we can't have a wave of unemployment," he added.
> "This virus brought a certain hysteria and some governors, in my view, I could be wrong, are adopting measures that could hurt our economy a lot."
>Deborah Birx, the White House, coronavirus response coordinator, has warned that there may be a “disproportional number of infections” among millennials.
She said there is news coming out of Italy and France that lots of young people are in a bad way. Does anyone know what news she was referring to?
> “You hear a lot about old people—oh, it’s only old people,” the nurse said. “There was a 20-year-old, no medical history coming in with a 103 fever and rash and an x-ray of his lungs that looks similar to a 60-year-old’s. This is really happening."
My last calculations about the circumference of the virus spreading increase among europe may be proportional to a variable F, where F = L*1-D_t/D_n*R.
Assuming that the level of roundness R stay constant until L>2, then the semi-permeable polinomial term D_t/D_n can be approximated with t/t-N^A (where A is a constant and N is the Nuttberg Number).
I'm wondering if is possible to calculate the total volume of the bounded integral of t (from -1 to +1) keeping A above but not equal to 3. Keep in mind that is not possible to semplify L with the Gillbert Method neither approximate with the Barleyton Function.
What if some jihad cell across this world uses this quarantine to plan and launch a terrorist attack? These guys can fuck up Italy even harder right now.
Anthony King
>falling for gare bear
Jose Brooks
MORE MONEY ON DEFENSE FUCK HOSPITALS FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
So what will be the exit strategy for the virus? Will it mutate and die off or will we ''kill'' it off with vaccine eventually or with herd immunity when enough people die/recover? Also, could it become endemic?
0.2% young people die so it's logical a whole bunch of them come in the hospital with fucked lungs
it's just magnitudes lower
Jordan Flores
UK will catch up to Italy.
Michael Clark
My coworker was telling me today about how half her town has coronavirus because a bank teller was infected and coofed on all the money. I asked her where she got this information because that would be huge if true, and she unironically said that her source is the woman who slices the meats at the supermarket by her house, whom she trusts. Are your leaks from the same place?
That's Humanity for you. Same guys who nailed Jesus onto a cross.
Evan Parker
Maybe it could mutate and become less infectious and thus easier to contain.
Dominic Cox
>marine bricks so glad I never have to see those walls again
Chase Adams
It can mutate into a less virulent strain that reproduces harder
Easton Mitchell
mathfags have terrible language skills
Alexander Miller
>Uncle suffers chest pains from stress >Hospital can't find anything wrong. Discharges him. >By the way, you shared a bed with someone who may have had Coronavirus >We're not testing you tho. Keep yourself and immediate family quarantined until we say it's safe. >And don't come back unless you're really sick. We're running out of beds I hate burger healthcare so much
Isaac Hall
tfw corona-chan gives you free money This makes up for the time I got scammed out of my birthday money. You have no idea how shitty it feels being poor, treating yourself on that one special day and then having it stolen from you before you had a chance to enjoy it. Thank you based Corona-chan.
Lads, I'm undecided Tomorrow all shoppings will close. Will i go there to eat at KFC and buy some premium chocolate or I eat a very good pizza in a food truck nearby my job. Also: >Be me >Boss authorized to make remote job >Can't go because I mess with my vacations schedule and I have to make more 30 extra hours, 2h/day Finally >I just have a threesome with two whores, because I don't know if it will be the last one.
It will probably become endemic in two or three years and just be a pain in the ass like another seasonal flu strain. On the other hand, if it really is a bioweapon, as some believe, it may kill off so many niggers around the globe that too few are left for it to become truly endemic.
Biopharma scam. Promise miracle, stocks go up, short them, make money on the way up and down.
Luis Mitchell
Real doctor here
The day Episode II opened, you were, no doubt, one of the millions of Americans giddy with anticipation. If you're anything like me, you were most excited for the space battles, the plot revelations regarding the Clone Wars, and other matters unrelated to Yoda's penis. But why don't you just admit it: A tiny little part of your excitement stemmed from the thought that maybe, just maybe, Jedi Master Yoda's clothes would come off. It's okay—I promise I wouldn't think any less of you. We all have these kinds of taboo thoughts from time to time. It's only natural.
And are you actually claiming that back in 1999, you sat through all of Phantom Menace, not once wishing that the gusty winds of Coruscant would give Yoda a little skirt-blow? You're telling me that when we first saw fellow Jedi Council member Yaddle, you just saw a female member of Yoda's species and not the beginning of a new story arc that could potentially provide a perfect opportunity to show Yoda naked? Man, you're even more repressed than I thought.
I suppose that when the Episode II DVD is released, you'll be in line at midnight to buy your copy, but not so you can go through the fight scene frame-by-frame, "just in case." No, a wholesome guy like you is above such perverse thoughts.
And, of course, you're also excited for Episode III, but not because it's the last movie in the Saga and, therefore, must be the one where Yoda's penis and all its secrets are finally revealed. Do me a favor? Drop the prude act.
This is insane. You don't fool me for a moment. Even now, just looking at you, I can tell your very being trembles with curiosity about Yoda's penis.
Sorry, bad typo, I'm rushing to calculate some functions.
I have just extradited the converse resolution loop to the inverse matrix of spread. I can say without a doubt that the mass quantitative freidenberg equation says the Burger frequency converse somatic exponentially grows. This suggest an analog mass in the Burgerberg theory.
Reminds me of the apocalyptic projections in the earlier threads. You know that the measures implemented by governments worldwide are actually intended to slow the spread. And they become more draconic daily. So this model would only hold true if nothing was done from this point onwards, which will not be the case.
Austin Jackson
>American flag You made that prediction.
Landon White
Anyone have a link to the German state TV commercial thanking the virus for depopulation?
thank you polska, i will remember your contribution when I too get infected
Landon Perry
I was convinced I'd be fine because I'm not 30 just yet, but then I remembered I've been smoking for a decade now and had lung problems as a kid. That's what I get for having a degenerate habit I guess.
As far as I know malls aren't closing in here, yet. Besides that, schools are closed, people are stopping to go to work and starting tomorrow, public transport won't function anymore. >Will i go there to eat at KFC and buy some premium chocolate or I eat a very good pizza in a food truck nearby my job. Depende, user. I'd go for the mall, you won't be able to visit one for weeks.
Bentley Diaz
The virus could mutate to be less deadly and the deadly strand dies with the hosts and the less deadly strain carries on as a more common flu.
James Jackson
And besides the side effects, it doesn't even work.
>mfw after the shit hits the fan in America, burgers will never ever be able to say their healthcare system is the best You guys are going down worse than Italy. A private healthcare system has zero chance of dealing with this well.
First, so many would die that the plan would be halted before reaching the full herd immunity. Second, the virus mutates, there is likely a new one next year that is slightly different for which there is no immunity. Just like there is a new flu every year.
This time last week I was in the pub with my mate joking that it could be our last pints before lockdown. It wasn't meant to come true. Almost 100,000 new cases since then. That's enough now corona. Leave it there yeah.
It requires up to 60% of the people to be infected which translates into health care overload and high general death rates. There is no lasting immunity to any coronavirus, in any animal, so it will only work as long as the first recovered have enough antibodies, which in SARS was as short as six months. There is also a risk that SARS-CoV-2 like 1 exhibits ADE, which is the reason there never was a vaccine, and if that's the case successive infections may get progressively worse.
Charles Richardson
steve's gonna blow a fuckin gasket over this youtube shadowban some of you guys are ok don't go to georgia tomorrow
>Fuck boomers tho Hi, Gen X here. No, fuck YOU moron kiddies who don't know shit unless it pops up in a notification on your phone. You can't create shit, and you're the whiniest, SJW-riddled, faggotiest fucking generation in history. You cry for free shit and blame everyone else for crises that don't exist. The Baby Boomer generation is awesome. They are full of interesting and creative people. Their art output alone should fucking humiliate you infants, with your generation of Comic Book movies, 80s remakes, mumble rap, and stupid dance-pop whores on youtube. You're the absolute fucking worst.
Lucas Long
We are so prepared for this, at least he got the mask right.
Ian Brown
Don’t you watch the news Ivan? It’s you who sends your money to trump. You know, to rig elections
John Young
redpill me one why this wouldn't mean it's likely that the virus will evolve into a less harmful strain. With people dying and or being quarantined, surely the less harmful strain will have a big advantage in reproducing and overtaking the more harmful ones?
Andrew Morris
thread is moving so fast no one will notice that 99% of the posters are bots spamming pasta
Ian Parker
Saucerino? Thanks time to make this into a Team Fortress 2 spray
Nathan Foster
They have a better chance at survival with ICU, though they'd die without it in most cases.
I'm a Sky News man myself but just turned on NBC because they're streaming live and holy shit am I so tired of whatever that American millennial girl accent is. I am currently being assaulted by vocal fry and every statement ending with a up-pitched question mark. This stream is at least 20 decibels louder too.
Aaron Anderson
dont listen to the schizos. "reinfection" is happening when virus isnt fought off completely but flares up again. the herd immunity route is being abandoned since it will overload the health care.
Sebastian Moore
Maybe that will help them to wake up. Doubtful of course, but there are still chances.
NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GO OUT IN PUBLIC! YOU CAN'T GO EAT AT RESTAURANTS! YOU CAN'T JUST GO TO THE GROCERY STORE! YOU NEED TO BE AN AUTISTIC MISANTHROPE LIKE ME BECAUSE THINK OF THE BABY BOOMERINOS!
Unproven in coronaviruses. Immunity does only last for a while in both humans and animals, then reinfection becomes possible.
Samuel Nguyen
That's generally how it works, yes.
Kevin Williams
This should be the best hope of those who want to stop coronachan but keep in mind 2-24 days incubation means there's not that much selective pressure for a milder strain
Kevin Green
Say that to my spike proteins not online fucker and see what happens
>There is 638 strains. There is no less harmful strain. There has to be some less harmful than others just by pure chance, even if the data isn't in yet
Colton Clark
because the official story came from a communist government that has repeatedly lied over and over again in the past and killed millions of their own people for minimal gain
I second that. They are the most disgusting generation the world has ever seen.
Hunter Murphy
damn the bbc probably PLOWED the bitch
Easton Jenkins
>you can't prove otherwise I just did with traffic stats.
Nathaniel Hernandez
50 more deaths today and she'll have killed 1000 per day.
Zachary Evans
Reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. There are more cases showing up every day because we are now actually testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.
>The virus could mutate to be less deadly Or it could not. We don't know what genetic sequences are possible for this virus. We only know for sure that it can become less efficient at reproducing and thus less virulent because that's how all viruses work, but that would also be a disatvantage to the strain for obvious reasons. Viruses seek optimal virulence by balancing reproduction rates and severity of symptoms and it doesn't always go the way of minimizing severity. >deadly strand dies with the hosts and the less deadly strain carries on as a more common flu. Corona doesn't kill 100% of the hosts. People who are the most likely to travel and spread it are already the least affected.
>less harmful strain Yeah, the others just disappear magically. Get this into your thick skull: this is not a virus of nature. It was created in a lab. It wont behave like a virus of nature.
Henry Mitchell
If temperature doesn't slow it down, it's going to be a bloodbath once it starts to spread in the retirement communities.
That's only because of the quick, efficient and drastic chinese response to the deadly virus brought in from the us. Other countries just can't compete with the glorious and superior people's republic of china.
Nicholas Ward
Kek love the meme
Levi Reyes
the chart doesn't match the post and the post doesn't match the OP. pathetic display. not even close to real gary
Bentley Jenkins
true, if that was the case all viruses would be common cold. yet we still have ebola flaring up from time to tome
>A total of 26 patients received HCQ and 16 were control patients. Six HCQ-treated patients were lost in follow-up during the survey because of early cessation of treatment. They have a sample size of 42 and 6 of them got worse so they had to stop the treatment. With these numbers they can only claim HCQ helps the ones that will get it mild while the cases that need the ICU get worse anyway. It also excluded people that were already susceptible to HCQ side-effects.
Charles Foster
Brazilian political class getting BTFO. 2 cabinet members, now the Senate president.
>I'm waiting on tests how did you get tested? you just asked for one? how do you think you got it?
Joseph Turner
>It was created in a lab You have zero proof of this.
Parker Clark
What can I tell you, it's all new right now, so we'll see when they start administering this in larger numbers. For now we're in the beginning phase. If you haven't already, also check out the PDF in this tweet:
Other than that, let's wait and see, but the reports of this being an effective treatment are becoming more numerous, so I wouldn't just dismiss it outright
Jonathan Sanchez
Total nothingburger-more people have been hit by lightning since it started
