/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2247

► Detected: 215,994 ► Died: 8,911
>NEWS
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
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Robbers grab 100,000 surgical masks at gunpoint in Ukraine
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>RESEARCH
Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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Virus affects blood circulation
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>REMINDER
4900 deaths across 182 cities in Iran, Iran opposition estimates
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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Spain only testing high risk cases
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Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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>LATEST CASES
10:10: 463 new cases in Germany.
10:02: First case in Djibouti.
09:31: First 3 cases in Kyrgyzstan. All three had returned from a pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia.
09:15: 35 new cases and 1 new death in Norway.
09:03: First death in Moldova. The patient was a 61-year-old woman who was admitted to hospital after returning from Italy. She had underlying issues such as stage 2 hypertension and type 2 diabetes.
08:40: 63 new cases and 1 new death in Luxembourg.
07:59: 139 new cases in Austria.

>MORE
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gothamist.com/news/healthcare-workers-describe-supply-and-staff-shortages-covid-19
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nypost.com/2020/03/17/coronavirus-doctor-says-lung-scans-for-young-patients-were-nothing-short-of-terrifying/
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therivardreport.com/san-antonio-officials-defend-staying-open-as-other-cities-go-into-shutdown/
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_African_Ebola_virus_epidemic
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32074550
metropoles.com/brasil/politica-brasil/davi-alcolumbre-testa-positivo-para-coronavirus
twitter.com/JamesTodaroMD/status/1240274548165169157
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>Dead: 8,910
lol, still only 8,910.
How many days has it been stuck at 8,910? Four days? Five days?

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BASED

>In an interview on Sunday with CNN affiliate CNN Brasil, Bolsonaro called preventive measures, such as banning mass events, "hysteria," and said that the economy came first. "When you ban football and other things, you fall into hysteria. Banning this and that isn't going to contain the spread," he said.

>"We should take steps, the virus could turn into a fairly serious issue. But the economy has to function because we can't have a wave of unemployment," he added.

> "This virus brought a certain hysteria and some governors, in my view, I could be wrong, are adopting measures that could hurt our economy a lot."

cnn.com/2020/03/17/americas/coronavirus-brazil-bolsonaro-intl/index.html

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GET IN THE TUB

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>US State Leaderboard
143 total deaths
20/50 states on the board

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
65 deaths
>NY:
20 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL & LA:
7 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA & TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, OR, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MI, NV, SC, SD:
1 death

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post one get one for free

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>Deborah Birx, the White House, coronavirus response coordinator, has warned that there may be a “disproportional number of infections” among millennials.

She said there is news coming out of Italy and France that lots of young people are in a bad way. Does anyone know what news she was referring to?

CAN SOMEONE ANSWER THIS TIME

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uh...guys???

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We don't have enough of these. Lmao.

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> “You hear a lot about old people—oh, it’s only old people,” the nurse said. “There was a 20-year-old, no medical history coming in with a 103 fever and rash and an x-ray of his lungs that looks similar to a 60-year-old’s. This is really happening."

gothamist.com/news/healthcare-workers-describe-supply-and-staff-shortages-covid-19

IT'S NOT A BOOMER REMOVER ITS A COOMER REMOVER AAAAA

full file number only

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N I G G E R S


B T F O
T
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Real mathfag here.

My last calculations about the circumference of the virus spreading increase among europe may be proportional to a variable F, where F = L*1-D_t/D_n*R.

Assuming that the level of roundness R stay constant until L>2, then the semi-permeable polinomial term D_t/D_n can be approximated with t/t-N^A (where A is a constant and N is the Nuttberg Number).

I'm wondering if is possible to calculate the total volume of the bounded integral of t (from -1 to +1) keeping A above but not equal to 3. Keep in mind that is not possible to semplify L with the Gillbert Method neither approximate with the Barleyton Function.

Solutions? Suggestions?

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Every thread huh?

Stay safe based Argiebro

>Free money
>Don’t have to go to work
>Closing birders to people seeking asylum from being brown

Have you thanked Coronochan yet?

What evidence do we have of the official story being fake or incomplete?

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What if some jihad cell across this world uses this quarantine to plan and launch a terrorist attack? These guys can fuck up Italy even harder right now.

>falling for gare bear

MORE MONEY ON DEFENSE FUCK HOSPITALS
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY

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KEK

we need more molecular biology memes

So what will be the exit strategy for the virus? Will it mutate and die off or will we ''kill'' it off with vaccine eventually or with herd immunity when enough people die/recover? Also, could it become endemic?

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threadly reminder that this brit get further doomed our already damned clown world!

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Tell me the Canadian numbers

>what if some cia/mossad assets attacked italy rn
just leave the thinking to people with more than double digit iq bro

This is it, bros, this isn't a happening its
THE HAPPENING
youtu.be/5l4OEJ38aLY

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should be a boomer cell tho

0.2% young people die so it's logical a whole bunch of them come in the hospital with fucked lungs

it's just magnitudes lower

UK will catch up to Italy.

My coworker was telling me today about how half her town has coronavirus because a bank teller was infected and coofed on all the money. I asked her where she got this information because that would be huge if true, and she unironically said that her source is the woman who slices the meats at the supermarket by her house, whom she trusts. Are your leaks from the same place?

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Herd Immunity and deception when it comes to the amount of cases is the best way to profit and come back after the crisis.

That's why Sweden and UK will be the heaven of Europe while all other countries will be hell. Our economy will be booming while all others will tank

Can Donald send me free monies too? I'm also in need.

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>ZOOMERS SPEND THEIR DAYS EATING ASS AND PLAYING FORTNITE. THIS WAS INEVITABLE.

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>Italy's death rate has almost surpassed China's "official" amount
Fucking hell

Can someone please upload that suit with a room for the penis

If you're the same Argentinabro who has been baking a majority of the threads.....Thank you.

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argiebro your threads are the best since the beginning.
thank you for putting in time, i really appreciate it.

656 total infected +58 new cases 9 total deaths +1 new deaths.

>Will it mutate and die off
How the fuck would that even happen? A strain needs to be able to reproduce in order to spread.

Fuck boomers tho

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this

What do you think the official story is?
The chinks certainly don't seem to believe the wet market story.

Works for me

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15 million infected, 3 million dead in 1 month

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If you want to sound clever, at least write "simplify" correctly.

There are reports of significant permanent lung damage in young patients.

18-Mar: People are not being tested in Japan despite symptoms
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17-Mar: Nationwide shortages of reagents for testing in the US
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15-Mar: Denmark only testing high risk cases
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13-Mar: Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
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13-Mar: Finland only testing high risk cases
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13-Mar: Spain only testing high risk cases
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12-Mar: Infected in India only discovered post-mortem
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12-Mar: Iran coronavirus burial pits visible from space
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12-Mar: Switzerland only testing high risk patients
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11-Mar: Sweden stops testing "to protect other patients"
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8-Mar: CDC approvals delay testing in New York
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7-Mar: CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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6-Mar: Nurses refused testing by CDC
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6-Mar: White House admits they lack tests
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3-Mar: Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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1-Mar: CDC lab for test kits contaminated
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29-Feb: Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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28-Feb: Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
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27-Feb: WHO says Italy testing too many people
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27-Feb: CDC refused to test infected man
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6-Feb: MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
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5-Feb: "Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases", WHO director
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more: read the pastebin

Which state is going to have the most casualties?

NO NOT BURKINA FASO

oc i know schadenfreude, but most NPCs are actually doing fine...
Except some low iq niggas most behave pretty calm

it was our goverments that let it spread (most likely) ON PURPOSE... that's a difference.

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That's Humanity for you. Same guys who nailed Jesus onto a cross.

Maybe it could mutate and become less infectious and thus easier to contain.

>marine bricks
so glad I never have to see those walls again

It can mutate into a less virulent strain that reproduces harder

mathfags have terrible language skills

>Uncle suffers chest pains from stress
>Hospital can't find anything wrong. Discharges him.
>By the way, you shared a bed with someone who may have had Coronavirus
>We're not testing you tho. Keep yourself and immediate family quarantined until we say it's safe.
>And don't come back unless you're really sick. We're running out of beds
I hate burger healthcare so much

tfw corona-chan gives you free money
This makes up for the time I got scammed out of my birthday money. You have no idea how shitty it feels being poor, treating yourself on that one special day and then having it stolen from you before you had a chance to enjoy it.
Thank you based Corona-chan.

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>twitter.com/RiganoESQ/status/1240273631604809728
chloroquin, look into it

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MORE POPULATION DENSITY?
MORE INTERNATIONAL TRADE?
NOT A SANCTUARY STATE?
NOT AS BAD AS WASHINGTON!

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Lads, I'm undecided
Tomorrow all shoppings will close. Will i go there to eat at KFC and buy some premium chocolate or I eat a very good pizza in a food truck nearby my job.
Also:
>Be me
>Boss authorized to make remote job
>Can't go because I mess with my vacations schedule and I have to make more 30 extra hours, 2h/day
Finally
>I just have a threesome with two whores, because I don't know if it will be the last one.

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Here you go mate

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God I fucking hope not

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It will probably become endemic in two or three years and just be a pain in the ass like another seasonal flu strain. On the other hand, if it really is a bioweapon, as some believe, it may kill off so many niggers around the globe that too few are left for it to become truly endemic.

How many weeks till human extinction?

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>215,994
What the fuck, it barely hit 200,000 last night.

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>US State Leaderboard
144 total deaths
20/50 states on the board

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
66 deaths
>NY:
20 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL & LA:
7 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA & TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, OR, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MI, NV, SC, SD:
1 death

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Eat the pangolin bigot.

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there is a thread right here stop making so many threads you fucking retards

Louisiana Update
257 cases
7 deaths
Up from 5 this morning
pic related

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Idk just extend the line :)

Biopharma scam. Promise miracle, stocks go up, short them, make money on the way up and down.

Real doctor here

The day Episode II opened, you were, no doubt, one of the millions of Americans giddy with anticipation. If you're anything like me, you were most excited for the space battles, the plot revelations regarding the Clone Wars, and other matters unrelated to Yoda's penis. But why don't you just admit it: A tiny little part of your excitement stemmed from the thought that maybe, just maybe, Jedi Master Yoda's clothes would come off. It's okay—I promise I wouldn't think any less of you. We all have these kinds of taboo thoughts from time to time. It's only natural.

And are you actually claiming that back in 1999, you sat through all of Phantom Menace, not once wishing that the gusty winds of Coruscant would give Yoda a little skirt-blow? You're telling me that when we first saw fellow Jedi Council member Yaddle, you just saw a female member of Yoda's species and not the beginning of a new story arc that could potentially provide a perfect opportunity to show Yoda naked? Man, you're even more repressed than I thought.

I suppose that when the Episode II DVD is released, you'll be in line at midnight to buy your copy, but not so you can go through the fight scene frame-by-frame, "just in case." No, a wholesome guy like you is above such perverse thoughts.

And, of course, you're also excited for Episode III, but not because it's the last movie in the Saga and, therefore, must be the one where Yoda's penis and all its secrets are finally revealed. Do me a favor? Drop the prude act.

This is insane. You don't fool me for a moment. Even now, just looking at you, I can tell your very being trembles with curiosity about Yoda's penis.

Own up, you big baby.

nypost.com/2020/03/17/coronavirus-doctor-says-lung-scans-for-young-patients-were-nothing-short-of-terrifying/

Sorry, bad typo, I'm rushing to calculate some functions.

I have just extradited the converse resolution loop to the inverse matrix of spread.
I can say without a doubt that the mass quantitative freidenberg equation says the Burger frequency converse somatic exponentially grows. This suggest an analog mass in the Burgerberg theory.

Any thought?

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wtf is up with your image I can't stop smelling it wtf

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fucking nice one, have one of my favorites

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What the fuck I did

>we've hit 20k on Feb 03
>less than than two months ago
>it's already 200k+
Imagine what will happen two months from now.

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REEEEE I DIDNT GET TO THE STORE AHHHHHHHHHH

what the fuck

i need the total infections an deaths from ebola for scientific purposes, google is giving me jack shit

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That prediction is just as retarded as the ones you faggots made a month ago.

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I'm trying not to laugh, we are all gonna die brother

kek

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California.

She was so vague, she didn't mention what things were happening in France and Italy with young people. I think she made it up.

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Me too brother. My heart is a fuck and docs have told me any significant lung damage will kill me pretty quick.

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This is why we're all fucked. I think around May/June we'll be as bad as Italy.

fucking jews, please kill them all Corona-kami!!

>what is exponential grow

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Gif from 0 to 200k please?

Reminds me of the apocalyptic projections in the earlier threads. You know that the measures implemented by governments worldwide are actually intended to slow the spread. And they become more draconic daily. So this model would only hold true if nothing was done from this point onwards, which will not be the case.

>American flag
You made that prediction.

Anyone have a link to the German state TV commercial thanking the virus for depopulation?

what is this

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presstv.com/Detail/2020/03/16/621021/UK-Army-Deployment-CoronaVirus-Outbreak-Operation-Broadshare?fbclid=IwAR1z0pOA3t3NC5VWiTkVPCSSDfsJltPY1C914NUvm_PC6UF8LCYII96sWxs
Army inbound UK

So she must have moved up in ranking by now then? Can't find the OC for pic but I'd think so.

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therivardreport.com/san-antonio-officials-defend-staying-open-as-other-cities-go-into-shutdown/

>San Antonio Officials Defend Staying Open as Other Cities Go Into Shutdown

Is he right or a retard?.

It's been weaponized in a biolab, if that wasn't obvious enough already.

ask poutine. i want some too? we have no monies here anymore. all the niggers ate em

Why would a less infectious strain spread faster than more infectious strains?

Virulence is determined mostly by reproduction rate.

1,000,000 next week guaranteed

>-105

They're turning into zombies! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Redpill me on why herd immunity is not succesfull as a strategy till kill off the virus?

It's not really a model, it's just a fitted line.

FLORIDA.

Her source was Yas Forums

YOU HAVE A THREAD UP HERE STOP MAKING SO MANY FUCKING THREADS

It's me

THIS
DO IT

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the place i work for refuses to shut down the fucking gym... in Illinois
How fucked are they going to be

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Dude, it's a super cheap, old, anti malaria drug. That doesn't fit your hypothesis, maybe something like Remdesivir may be closer.

Also see my other response:

Redpill me on why herd immunity is not succesfull as a strategy to kill off the virus?

IRELAND : DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH SAY 74 MORE CASES ARE CONFIRMED

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Italy just reported almost 500 deaths by itself, this is out of date

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because everyone gets the virus

Its already passed the flu by now

It’s seriously the best thing that could happen for nationalism

You think you’ll get a lot of business leaders out there praising their ability to make shit in China after this????

Kek

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People are staying inside and/or not in large groups. The worst time to plan a terrorist attack. Aside of launching the virus, that is.

We have gangs of feral gypsies returned from the West, the breaking into houses and cars skyrocketed. I would want those terrorists taken care of.

b&er

I am banking on my vitamin stash and sauerkraut

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I want 1582993525256

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You mean those that actually end up in hospital? That miniscule percent? Practically nothing.

jokes on you faggot.
it's called the archives and I have all your image #'s

the brain tickler

MY WORLD IS ENDING

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thank you polska, i will remember your contribution when I too get infected

I was convinced I'd be fine because I'm not 30 just yet, but then I remembered I've been smoking for a decade now and had lung problems as a kid. That's what I get for having a degenerate habit I guess.

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>herd immunity
>but you dont get immune after recovery
hnmmmmm

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Congratulations, German-bros, for surpassing Spain in confirmed cases!

because reinfection has been observed

Incorrect map, at least for Minnesota. See pic related.

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stop or I'll make the same image but with the smell of my testicles

I think there is too much chaos. This wasnt planned. But you can already see the gears turning to not let it go vain.

Do you mean in every state? Because on the federal level you already have more cases than Italy did 10 days ago.

IT'S GETTING OUT OF HAND

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Needs more intermediate stages between 0 and 50000.

therivardreport.com/san-antonio-officials-defend-staying-open-as-other-cities-go-into-shutdown/

>San Antonio Officials Defend Staying Open as Other Cities Go Into Shutdown

Is he right or a retard?..

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100 million infected right now is beliavable

WE'LL GET THE FIRST PLACE
ITALY YOU'RE NEXT

anyone

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As far as I know malls aren't closing in here, yet. Besides that, schools are closed, people are stopping to go to work and starting tomorrow, public transport won't function anymore.
>Will i go there to eat at KFC and buy some premium chocolate or I eat a very good pizza in a food truck nearby my job.
Depende, user. I'd go for the mall, you won't be able to visit one for weeks.

The virus could mutate to be less deadly and the deadly strand dies with the hosts and the less deadly strain carries on as a more common flu.

And besides the side effects, it doesn't even work.

Sure I did doomer.

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We are smug. 28 deaths vs 638 Spanoggels.

thanks

about time... this happening started to get boring, kek

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Brazil is FUCKED

Ebola caused 11k deaths iirc

>mfw after the shit hits the fan in America, burgers will never ever be able to say their healthcare system is the best
You guys are going down worse than Italy. A private healthcare system has zero chance of dealing with this well.

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Heads held high lads

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No bitch. According to shitposters, you're easy to defeat, Corona Chan.

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A little over half a decade of day drinking with a family history of heart problems did it to me. Only regret I have in life.

holy crap, and that was before the last update:

> +1363 cases

Does herd immunity work against the fucking sniffles? Protip: sniffles is also a Coronavirus.

This makes absolutely no sense.
Terrorist attack: the next day French people are outside drinking and smiling, "they can't divide us blablabla"

Release the flu: everyone is terrified

So if terrorists want to do some damage they would probably release a virus instead of shooting people.

That's your exact same prediction with a prettier table.

Stupid sexy virus...

>the virus could mutate
>could

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is retardation a symptom?

Here you lazy fucks.

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First, so many would die that the plan would be halted before reaching the full herd immunity.
Second, the virus mutates, there is likely a new one next year that is slightly different for which there is no immunity. Just like there is a new flu every year.

Can already hear
>"It's just a deadlier flu bruh"

Cool mate cheers.

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Is there an /h/ version of this pic?

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This time last week I was in the pub with my mate joking that it could be our last pints before lockdown. It wasn't meant to come true. Almost 100,000 new cases since then. That's enough now corona. Leave it there yeah.

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up to 2018 or only between 2014-2016 google mostly links shit from 2014 and 2016

I love my country

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ISRAEL MOVES TOWARDS MASS TESTING AS CORONAVIRUS DETECTIONS RISE


reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-israel-idUSKBN21514R?taid=5e728b5b2a3ccf0001993a06&utm_campaign=trueAnthem: Trending Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

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Haven"t showed up for work today, also didn"t answer their calls. Should I just tell them to fuck off, I'm not coming again?

Yes all Russians will get coronabux

good

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It requires up to 60% of the people to be infected which translates into health care overload and high general death rates.
There is no lasting immunity to any coronavirus, in any animal, so it will only work as long as the first recovered have enough antibodies, which in SARS was as short as six months.
There is also a risk that SARS-CoV-2 like 1 exhibits ADE, which is the reason there never was a vaccine, and if that's the case successive infections may get progressively worse.

steve's gonna blow a fuckin gasket over this youtube shadowban
some of you guys are ok don't go to georgia tomorrow

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_African_Ebola_virus_epidemic

This was 11k

Technically eventually but it requires widespread and lots of death

therivardreport.com/san-antonio-officials-defend-staying-open-as-other-cities-go-into-shutdown/

>San Antonio Officials Defend Staying Open as Other Cities Go Into Shutdown

Is he right or a retard?.

It literally does. Just google covid19 chloroquine or something.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32074550

Lots of jews breaking quarantine and fighting their cops.

tell them you have the coof

3 months later and Beijing still unable to go back to normal, despite having ~1000 cases supposedly

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>Fuck boomers tho
Hi, Gen X here. No, fuck YOU moron kiddies who don't know shit unless it pops up in a notification on your phone. You can't create shit, and you're the whiniest, SJW-riddled, faggotiest fucking generation in history. You cry for free shit and blame everyone else for crises that don't exist. The Baby Boomer generation is awesome. They are full of interesting and creative people. Their art output alone should fucking humiliate you infants, with your generation of Comic Book movies, 80s remakes, mumble rap, and stupid dance-pop whores on youtube. You're the absolute fucking worst.

We are so prepared for this, at least he got the mask right.

Don’t you watch the news Ivan? It’s you who sends your money to trump. You know, to rig elections

redpill me one why this wouldn't mean it's likely that the virus will evolve into a less harmful strain. With people dying and or being quarantined, surely the less harmful strain will have a big advantage in reproducing and overtaking the more harmful ones?

thread is moving so fast no one will notice that 99% of the posters are bots spamming pasta

Saucerino?
Thanks time to make this into a Team Fortress 2 spray

They have a better chance at survival with ICU, though they'd die without it in most cases.

oh, this is way better than I expected

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941 deaths today

I'm getting serious deja vu right now.
Have we had this conversation before?

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I'm a Sky News man myself but just turned on NBC because they're streaming live and holy shit am I so tired of whatever that American millennial girl accent is. I am currently being assaulted by vocal fry and every statement ending with a up-pitched question mark. This stream is at least 20 decibels louder too.

dont listen to the schizos. "reinfection" is happening when virus isnt fought off completely but flares up again. the herd immunity route is being abandoned since it will overload the health care.

Maybe that will help them to wake up.
Doubtful of course, but there are still chances.

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We don't die from it. Only some really, really old poor fucks with preconditions. We are the master race.

I think Now is the time for Fear.

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NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GO OUT IN PUBLIC!
YOU CAN'T GO EAT AT RESTAURANTS! YOU CAN'T JUST GO TO THE GROCERY STORE!
YOU NEED TO BE AN AUTISTIC MISANTHROPE LIKE ME BECAUSE THINK OF THE BABY BOOMERINOS!

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China is back to normal. You can't prove otherwise.

Sauce required

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thread is moving so fast no one will notice that 99% of the posters are bots spamming pasta

I'm bored when is it going to start happening

/lit/ masterpiece, especially with that JP AI voice.

>no Corona-Chan Idol

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reminder that there's nothing wrong with normie jews. It's the billionaire zionists that that rarely set foot in israel that need the rope

Could you exclude China from these tables?

There is 638 strains. There is no less harmful strain.
>fun fact
You can get all 638 strains simultaneously.

D E A T H

T O

R E D

C H I N A

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Unproven in coronaviruses. Immunity does only last for a while in both humans and animals, then reinfection becomes possible.

That's generally how it works, yes.

This should be the best hope of those who want to stop coronachan but keep in mind 2-24 days incubation means there's not that much selective pressure for a milder strain

Say that to my spike proteins not online fucker and see what happens

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Fuck you Corona Chan - you're a loser.

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>Believing China

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China lied

>US State Leaderboard
145 total deaths
20/50 states on the board

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
67 deaths
>NY:
20 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL & LA:
7 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA & TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, OR, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MI, NV, SC, SD:
1 death

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You are retarded.

>There is 638 strains. There is no less harmful strain.
There has to be some less harmful than others just by pure chance, even if the data isn't in yet

because the official story came from a communist government that has repeatedly lied over and over again in the past and killed millions of their own people for minimal gain

> those pics

I'M FUCKING COOOOOOOOMMMIIINNNGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH

That's a 2-page pamphlet without a single number.

I second that. They are the most disgusting generation the world has ever seen.

damn the bbc probably PLOWED the bitch

>you can't prove otherwise
I just did with traffic stats.

50 more deaths today and she'll have killed 1000 per day.

Reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. There are more cases showing up every day because we are now actually testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

We would know if they lie.

therivardreport.com/san-antonio-officials-defend-staying-open-as-other-cities-go-into-shutdown/

>San Antonio Officials Defend Staying Open as Other Cities Go Into Shutdown

Is he right or a retard?

I, for one, welcome the comfy Death Stranding future where everyone will be hikkiNEETs in bunkers supplied by overloaded postmen.

the normal chart is much easier to read

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>The virus could mutate to be less deadly
Or it could not. We don't know what genetic sequences are possible for this virus. We only know for sure that it can become less efficient at reproducing and thus less virulent because that's how all viruses work, but that would also be a disatvantage to the strain for obvious reasons. Viruses seek optimal virulence by balancing reproduction rates and severity of symptoms and it doesn't always go the way of minimizing severity.
>deadly strand dies with the hosts and the less deadly strain carries on as a more common flu.
Corona doesn't kill 100% of the hosts. People who are the most likely to travel and spread it are already the least affected.

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how?

Yeah, their mouths would be moving.

I really have to itch my nose rn ;_;

>he thinks there's only the one strain

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There's also been a lot of cases, where they just counted the people to have died of pneumonia, that never made it into the statistics.

Not a good argumentation, any poof?

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The average traffic line is almost invisible.

>We are the master race
Hmmm that sounds familiar coming from a german.

guys i was banned for 3 days and now im not getting satisfying breaths anymore wtffffff

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>less harmful strain
Yeah, the others just disappear magically.
Get this into your thick skull: this is not a virus of nature. It was created in a lab. It wont behave like a virus of nature.

If temperature doesn't slow it down, it's going to be a bloodbath once it starts to spread in the retirement communities.

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I don't think I can hold it for 18 months bros.

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I'm waiting on tests, but I almost certainly have it

ama

No it was not... it was a few hundrets afaik...

...oh wait

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as i said before...(((they))) are changing numbers as they want to, to make corona look weaker than it is....

>pic related

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That's only because of the quick, efficient and drastic chinese response to the deadly virus brought in from the us. Other countries just can't compete with the glorious and superior people's republic of china.

Kek love the meme

the chart doesn't match the post and the post doesn't match the OP. pathetic display. not even close to real gary

true, if that was the case all viruses would be common cold. yet we still have ebola flaring up from time to tome

There are western reporters there, you know.

Because it takes years and it's novel

cute

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Let Coronachan give you a little smooch on that cute nose user, you deserve one and it won't hurt a bit :)

Boomer Remover

NOW IS THE TIME TO CHEER!!

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>A total of 26 patients received HCQ and 16 were control patients. Six HCQ-treated patients were lost in follow-up during the survey because of early cessation of treatment.
They have a sample size of 42 and 6 of them got worse so they had to stop the treatment. With these numbers they can only claim HCQ helps the ones that will get it mild while the cases that need the ICU get worse anyway. It also excluded people that were already susceptible to HCQ side-effects.

Brazilian political class getting BTFO. 2 cabinet members, now the Senate president.

metropoles.com/brasil/politica-brasil/davi-alcolumbre-testa-positivo-para-coronavirus

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Dank meme

I like memes

>Germany dont count the deaths from people with pre existing conditions
wtf is their problem?

74 NEW CASES IN IRELAND

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>I'm waiting on tests
how did you get tested? you just asked for one? how do you think you got it?

>It was created in a lab
You have zero proof of this.

What can I tell you, it's all new right now, so we'll see when they start administering this in larger numbers. For now we're in the beginning phase. If you haven't already, also check out the PDF in this tweet:

twitter.com/JamesTodaroMD/status/1240274548165169157

Other than that, let's wait and see, but the reports of this being an effective treatment are becoming more numerous, so I wouldn't just dismiss it outright

Total nothingburger-more people have been hit by lightning since it started

18 months??