/cvg/ corona virus general #2228

Welp, my job is saved.

Government ready to compensate up to 80% of fixed expenses for companies hit hard by corona, with no upper limit in terms of payouts.

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I GOT A DRY COUGH
WHAT THE FUCK

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I have a feeling that Japan is greatly underreporting their numbers, or that people simply refuse to get tested and either go to work with mild symptoms or self quarantine at home on paid leave, just to keep up appearances.

I love you Corona Chan!

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-filming-of-eastenders-suspended-until-further-notice-11959542

The best thing that's happened so far.

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>America is making
Is this one they're making themselves or the one they tried to buy from Germany to prevent Europe from getting it (the fucking burger scum)?

hong kong
this the mtr trains, subway basically

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>March 2020
>still thinks corona is a happening
Were you bullied in school, mentally retarded or both?
>b-but it has a CFR of 10% in italy
So? Is life a competition who lives the longest?
>the r0 is 8.0 or higher!!!
No it doesnt matter if everybody stays indoors
>IT'S AIRBORNE!!!
Who's telling you should spend your time in bars you fucking moron?

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oh FUCK

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>that feely when im going to buy a new tv and gaming computer with my $1000/month trump bucks next week

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We won't need a vaccine where we're going.