/cvg/ corona virus general #2228

This explains why white people get rekt while Africa is immune

PUT THE HAPPENING

IM THE BAG

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So when do chinks get nuked?

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Any new numbers released today yet?

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Nice dude

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4051 new infected, 45 dead today so far

Gonna bust a nut soon

>yna.co.kr/view/AKR20200318117451053
17 year old korean male died of covid 19

We already hit the 200k mark, dumb memeflag

Comorbidity or zoomer remover confirmed?

Where from

4AM is so slow for these threads when I wake up there's gonna be crazy new news

Fuck corona I hope it blows over sweet dreams everyone

>need to get a job
>corona
>even harder to get hired now everybody getting laid off
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>need to get a job

I find it hard to believe that there are no gibs in Sweden with all those blacks.

hello bros is there any updated info on if this shit came from the lab or just from animals?

Where else can I find coronachan art?

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today my dog was killed by the virus
i cant stop crying

Clearly he's white, though. He's looking for a job.

Numbers and news outdated by at least three days you fucking cunt.

We need argiefag

It kills coons too, even if it didn't once we start sending aid they'll all croak regardless.
Have some more ASS.

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What's happening 31 replies ?????
I going to sleep

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM&list=RDcdmhyEqCINM&start_radio=1

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ATTENTION GENTLEMEN
TOMORROW NIGHT
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS RETURNS
HAPPENING FAG VS NOTHINGBURGER
PLACE YOUR BETS

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Is Yas Forums hoping that the vaccine America is making doesn't work so that this lasts longer?

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nothingburger will somehow come out on top

youtube.com/watch?v=nt2CBtukxtE
so, this is actually a ploy to breed white people and exterminate Africans

You should've listened, user. We told you back in December to prepare, and yet here you are still asking for our advice. Fuck you, fuck your family, fuck your neighbors. If you haven't been paying attention; Yas Forums has ALWAYS been right; we were right about the NSA, we were right about Obama, we meme'd Trump into the presidency and now we're also 100% correct about Coronavirus. I hope you choke on a mix of your lung fluids and hubris. Don't call it a tragedy, this is what you voted for.

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There will be no vaccine for this one.

Jax fag here feeling based.

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IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

coofer spotted
i repeat, coofer spotted

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Will Corona Chan make an appearance?

>having to ask
Get out of here newfag

► Detected: 200,003 ► Died: 7,979

>NEWS
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
archive.is/ufDZK

France under lockdown, 66 million people
archive.is/xUQ8D

Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
archive.is/DdYAb

Robbers grab 100,000 surgical masks at gunpoint in Ukraine
archive.is/VIclS

>RESEARCH
Dogs can be carriers of the virus
archive.is/6Q1V7

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
archive.is/Nr8N7

25 year old nurse dies in Iran
archive.is/5bWiM

Virus affects blood circulation
archive.is/evvHT

>REMINDER
4900 deaths across 182 cities in Iran, Iran opposition estimates
archive.is/yFMeT

US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
archive.is/7BkR0

Spain only testing high risk cases
archive.is/Z1ark

Australia expects 1.5 million infected
archive.is/KqjHY

>LATEST CASES
06:18: 53 new cases in Ecuador.
02:15: 279 new cases in New York City, New York state, United States.
01:17: 26 new cases in Norway.
01:14: 93 new cases and 3 new deaths in South Korea.
23:16: 108 new cases and 4 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
22:15: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Turkey. The patient was an 89-year-old who contracted the virus from someone who had contact with China. This is the first death in Turkey.
22:13: First 2 cases in Montenegro. All countries in Europe now have at least one confirmed case of coronavirus.

>MORE
pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX

How fucked is japan? Why haven't we exploded yet?

there are gibs, but they are slowly getting more and more sparse as time goes on and you don't get free housing contracts handouts either out of thin air either

also this

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so what the gary bot just reposts the current death count as the same for the past 5 days with the same copy pasta?

i dont understand

>200000 cases, but 80.000 of them are in China
>Only 8000 deaths worldwide in THREE FUCKING MONTHS
>Italy numbers are starting to stabilize, the peak was a few days ago (still Spain won't catch up to us kek)
>Prepping is useless, supermarkets are always stocked

Why did I waste so much time lurking on this shithole that told me "OMG IT'S HAPPENING THIS IS THE END GO PREP RIGHT NOW!!!!!". I fucking hate you guys.

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Shit I just woke up, you are going to sleep
I'm central so it's 6:17am. Still, it truly is alow

>playing vidya
>doing productive things
What do I do this wonderful day, my friends?

because you don't like to socialize

What country?

Why are people saying this isn't going to peak for a few months? Literally everything is being shut down.

Can the virus travel through walls or something?

My dad and I wore our 3M 6000 respirators with goggles to Woolies today. No reaction really from anyone, except one old lady's eyes went wide like she had seen a ghost.
Then on the way out an old duffer walking his dog gave us the thumbs up and told us we had the right idea. He also advised us to be careful defending our stash - mentioned FEMA camps and Event 201. No joke, he literally did.
Later, we went to the pharmacy. The aussie boomer lady at the checkout thought we were wise to take precautions. However the chink pharmacist lady was really annoyed and kept raising her voice, as if we couldn't hear her.

>believing Chinese numbers
Seriously?
I know that /cvg/ is kind of forced to do so, but China is not ok and wouldn't destroy their economy for 80k cases, when they have 160k deaths a day normally.

PLEASE BURY ME WITH IT

I JUST DON'T NEED NONE OF THAT MAD MAX BULLSHIT

>state i live on did free drice thru testing last Friday
>confirmed cases doubled
>all the test results arent even in yet
>state isnt on lockdown yet

>Italy numbers are starting to stabilise
LMAO
just wait until it hits the south hard, then we're going to the moon

Welp, my job is saved.

Government ready to compensate up to 80% of fixed expenses for companies hit hard by corona, with no upper limit in terms of payouts.

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I GOT A DRY COUGH
WHAT THE FUCK

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I have a feeling that Japan is greatly underreporting their numbers, or that people simply refuse to get tested and either go to work with mild symptoms or self quarantine at home on paid leave, just to keep up appearances.

I love you Corona Chan!

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-filming-of-eastenders-suspended-until-further-notice-11959542

The best thing that's happened so far.

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>America is making
Is this one they're making themselves or the one they tried to buy from Germany to prevent Europe from getting it (the fucking burger scum)?

hong kong
this the mtr trains, subway basically

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>March 2020
>still thinks corona is a happening
Were you bullied in school, mentally retarded or both?
>b-but it has a CFR of 10% in italy
So? Is life a competition who lives the longest?
>the r0 is 8.0 or higher!!!
No it doesnt matter if everybody stays indoors
>IT'S AIRBORNE!!!
Who's telling you should spend your time in bars you fucking moron?

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oh FUCK

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>that feely when im going to buy a new tv and gaming computer with my $1000/month trump bucks next week

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We won't need a vaccine where we're going.

Drumphfie do NOT take away my happening

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Stop enabling newfaggotry and low IQ

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200K CONFIRMED CASES
>200K CONFIRMED CASES
200K CONFIRMED CASES
>200K CONFIRMED CASES
200K CONFIRMED CASES
>200K CONFIRMED CASES
200K CONFIRMED CASES
>200K CONFIRMED CASES
NEXT MILESTONE SHE NOW HAS A PENOR FOR DIRECT INJECTION OF THE VIRUS

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>post yfw she kills a million worldwide

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The shutdowns now are simply to slow the spread. Real shit in a couple months, nigga. Prepare for the summer of death.

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>THE ISSUE OF PEOPLE FORGETTING CHINA

Normie fags will forget China is most at fault for this shit beginning in the first place as it starts to affect them, they will blame their own governments. Many governments are at fault for incompetence, but we cannot forget the fuckers who caused all this mess due to their actions.

If possible please compile some easy to read info, make infographics or some videos to show normies so that their anger can be directed to the source, having the whole world hate China will benefit the world in many ways.
Most of the stuff we have is just raw footage and info, not ideal for the average persons consumption. If we can spruce it up for them, they will not forget.

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>yna.co.kr/view/AKR20200318117451053
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happening status: CANCELLED
>happening status: CANCELLED

youtube.com/watch?v=U7F1cnWup9M&t=97
>(Hydroxy)Chloroquine allows zinc to enter the cells
>Intracellular zinc ions in turn inhibit coronavirus replicase
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroquine
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroxychloroquine

archive.vn/w2VDD
(Hydroxy)Chloroquine+Zinc+Azithromycin HIGHLY EFFECTIVE against SARS-CoV2
twitter.com/RiganoESQ/status/1239780304082124800
>it reduces the contagious period from 20 days to 6 days approximately
>600 mg HCQ per day after 6 days, 90% of patients tested COVID-19 negative.
>96% of control group tested positive after 6 days.

youtube.com/watch?v=vE4_LsftNKM&t=1m20s
Chinese recommended dosage:
>400mg HCQ twice for the first day
>200mg HCQ twice per day for 4 days

Hydroxychloroquine MORE effective than chloroquine:
academic.oup.com/cid/advance-article/doi/10.1093/cid/ciaa237/5801998
>Hydroxychloroquine (EC50=0.72 µM) was found to be more potent than chloroquine (EC50=5.47 µM) in vitro. Based on PBPK models results, a loading dose of 400 mg twice daily of hydroxychloroquine sulfate given orally, followed by a maintenance dose of 200 mg given twice daily for 4 days is recommended for SARS-CoV-2 infection, as it reached three times the potency of chloroquine phosphate when given 500 mg twice daily 5 days in advance.

>B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
>B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
Every drug has side effects you fucking retard. Look at aspirin for example: drugs.com/sfx/aspirin-side-effects.html
Hydroxychloroquine has been used for over 60 years. The dosage needed for SARS2 treatment lies well within the recommended dosage limit. Side effects won't occur for the 5-7 days of treatment needed for SARS2.

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just show em the translation that their reported cases are SARS/severe pneumonia ones and the calculated reports as they rose exactly 2.1% if i'm not mistaken.

sauce

My brother literally says that chinks destroyed the virus to only 5 new cases daily and now help the civilised world with their outbreaks so we should be thankful to them

Here have the actual gif fag

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Not hoping. I seriously can't understand how someone can believe that a vaccine is possible at all.
This is first and foremost a corona virus. A handful of them ( among others) cause a common cold. Immunity to them is always short lived (around 3-6 months) so a person absolutely can catch a cold 2 times the same year from the same strain. Vaccines are simply teaching the body to recognize the virus, that's fine, but with corona virus any vaccine would be very short lived.
Another thing is that this is SAEScoV2, which shares 80% of its genetic material with the SARScoV from 2003 which means that the reinfection (that can happen with all corona viruses) has a nasty added bonus of ADE. It basically is a mechanism during which your own antibodies, that you developed to fight the virus for the first time attack your body instead when you are reinfected.
Please read about Dengue fever(it isn't a corona virus) but I find this to be easier understood by the people for some reason and it's a very similar mechanism.

>Chinese virus
Kek

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BUILT FOR BBC

here is that scary list of side effects user is talking about

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So here we are pumping billions of hard earned tax money into the EU every fucking year and what happens as soon as there is one single little crisis? Shut borders and every nation for itself, policy wise, supply wise and economically. Just show that every single cent is just to line the pockets of Eurocracy in Strasbourg and Brussels. Is there hope that this will put an end to this "Union".

Thanks Hans, I've probably missed it earlier

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WTF PENOR, WHAT MILESTONE I NEEDA WORSHIP HER HARDER

Lezzgoo Happeningfags

>feeling that others are watching you or controlling your behavior
>feeling that others can hear your thoughts
>feeling, seeing, or hearing things that are not there

Sounds fun

WHITE MAN
COUNTER BIO-TERRORISM
ACTION

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>tfw retards literally can't stop going to public places because of online classes
Kek, thank god the police are fucking them over now

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Boku no Ass

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>worth it ad
kek

Hopefully at 250K
Mutt's Law

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How you lads holding in?

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phillipines is going to get ravaged by this
greece too

Being a NEET is being a responsible citizen right now

Amazing