Brit/pol/ - Our new queen is lightly-brown edition, outer/pol/ on suicide watch

no food in the house, shops have shut earlier than midnight, and i have a headache from not eating

feel like murdering someone

it's all so tiresome

Listening to eddie explaing the story of the good the bad and the ugly to a woman lol

>Tesco
fucking state of you lad, take the Morrisons pill.

He will now be number K9 with szechuan chilli and vegetables

>Dog was 17 years old
>Owner didn't allow an autopsy to reveal the cause of death
So, basically a nice heaping pile of horseshit then?

That's pretty normal, they take tanks all over the country for training exercises. It COULD be something, but I don't think challenger 2 tanks are going to be rolling outside Asda just yet.

no food? not even beans?
sad!

Have a wank lad.
Think about spending the night tied up as Preti Patel's bum sanitiser.

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i enjoyed his description of the three characters but i stopped listening and closed it after that. dunno how she's coping

haha toilet paper.. ha ha fart, bottom trumpy farty fart.. farty bottom poo. poopy bottom fart.....