I feel like that when I talk to my mum about Priti Patels tandoori sizzler
Caleb Rivera
no food in the house, shops have shut earlier than midnight, and i have a headache from not eating
feel like murdering someone
it's all so tiresome
James Hill
Listening to eddie explaing the story of the good the bad and the ugly to a woman lol
Aaron Jackson
>Tesco fucking state of you lad, take the Morrisons pill.
Carter Garcia
He will now be number K9 with szechuan chilli and vegetables
Nathaniel Russell
>Dog was 17 years old >Owner didn't allow an autopsy to reveal the cause of death So, basically a nice heaping pile of horseshit then?
Connor Gutierrez
That's pretty normal, they take tanks all over the country for training exercises. It COULD be something, but I don't think challenger 2 tanks are going to be rolling outside Asda just yet.
Carson Moore
no food? not even beans? sad!
Ryder Robinson
Have a wank lad. Think about spending the night tied up as Preti Patel's bum sanitiser.
i enjoyed his description of the three characters but i stopped listening and closed it after that. dunno how she's coping
Hunter Wood
haha toilet paper.. ha ha fart, bottom trumpy farty fart.. farty bottom poo. poopy bottom fart.....
Henry Harris
Walk around any food shops at the nearest opportunity; look for tinned and dried items; make sure you have onions, potatoes and garlic; have supercook.com open and input all the ingredients you find and find recipes you can manage and stomach, and buy fresh accordingly.
Lucas Thomas
>dunno how she's coping lmao I know I could almost hear her vagina drying up
Jack Young
Oi Guvnahs, Dropkick Murphys are broadcastin live chaps, jump in and throw back a pint that is pure minted!!! youtube.com/watch?v=5j06g0TE_Ao
phwoar lads run the jewels 2 is a banger of an album
Nolan Campbell
Also buy dried herbs and spices of all kinds in small amounts, and make sure you have enough salt.
Jaxon Gray
Lad, newsflash for you. American Irish are less Irish than my Polish cleaning lady. I'm sorry. I know it sad having to admit that 'American' is your nationality. But you have to cope. You're not fucking Irish.
Ryder Long
she's bailing on him lmao
Aiden Taylor
Is this meme dead yet? I still have loads of pictures of this hin-jewess
yeah not only hers. >"watch me play ETS2" >"come on, where should we drive to" >"i just wanna kill cunts" >"i'm a soldier" >"let me describe the plot of the good, the bad and the ugly to you"
I can sheer a sheep before you can eat a plate o bangers and mash, now sit down and enjoy life and always know that we Scots are the PEOPLE!!!
Chase Bell
LANDON FACK KNOWS MATE
Carter Hernandez
You’ll block the drains and have sewage all over your garden you mongoloid.
Jason Wood
Lets stop pretending that Lincolnshire isn't rightfully Yorkshire territory
Lincoln Sullivan
No I panic buyed loads
Grayson Ward
not my problem
Daniel Long
It's worse than that. You can't just write down why and go out. It's a specific doc you can print, and there is only a limited number of reasons you are allowed to go out: - Go to work (if you can't do it from home, determined with your employer) - Consult a doctor/go to the hospital - Get groceries - Bring your pet to a vet - See family if you have a good reason (like your mom dying, not a birthday lunch)
Mate, did you learn your 'British English' from a fucking TV show? You sound like a fucking nonce mate. If ever set foot back on these Isles, someone is going to give you a kicking if you keep talking like a ped.
