Brit/pol/ - The Chinese Flu Edition

In two weeks you can hit that for a pack of noodles or two.

DRunk as fuck lads not gonna lie, have to work home for 3 weeks, work for a tech game company

Been so fucking bored all day man, I used to be a proper alcoholic when on Job Seekers and I can feel that mindset starting to creep back in due to all this isolation

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Wait a week or 2 and youll be able to trade a packet of noodles with her for sex

Am on meh faackin oliDAY innit!?

this 40 pack of noddles only cost £16 btw
and each packet has it's own sachets of soya and seasoning.

im well chuffed.

just carrying on. normal shopping, no masks. catch it, get over it.

Give it a few weeks and she might be receptive to a bit of noodle eh?

Yep, I think everyone know London will be where the trouble starts. I'm working at home anyway but filled up my Land Rover this evening, we also have a 2000 litre tank of white diesel on gfs parents farm.

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POT NOODLE SLURPER

>Anyone else just resigned to egtting it, and not giving a fuck? Pointless to resist, just get it and get over it or die, whatever. Fuck wearing masks n shit, just carry on as normal. Lock up all the old fogies, I dont give a shit they're dead soon anyway

that's literally the best course of action, the societal damage from lock down is going to be far worse than the virus.

would rather lose a couple million than everything collapse