Girlfriend works for Highways England and they were given a police briefing today, they obviously have their own depots so were ensuring they had enough fuel as to keep the strategic routes open as well as traffic management in the event of a mass exodus of of the population from the cities.
unfortounately i missed the delivery and it went to my neighbour across the landing, who is a very very attractive girl who i really want to bonk. she gave me a really strange look when i went to collect it. she's deffo got me down as some kind of noodle obessesed weirdo now. oh well.
Anyone else just resigned to egtting it, and not giving a fuck? Pointless to resist, just get it and get over it or die, whatever. Fuck wearing masks n shit, just carry on as normal. Lock up all the old fogies, I dont give a shit they're dead soon anyway
Matthew Perez
By far the best oasis tune
Jose Martinez
In two weeks you can hit that for a pack of noodles or two.
Jordan Lee
DRunk as fuck lads not gonna lie, have to work home for 3 weeks, work for a tech game company
Been so fucking bored all day man, I used to be a proper alcoholic when on Job Seekers and I can feel that mindset starting to creep back in due to all this isolation
Wait a week or 2 and youll be able to trade a packet of noodles with her for sex
Mason Howard
Am on meh faackin oliDAY innit!?
Jonathan Russell
this 40 pack of noddles only cost £16 btw and each packet has it's own sachets of soya and seasoning.
im well chuffed.
Juan Jackson
just carrying on. normal shopping, no masks. catch it, get over it.
Chase Lee
Give it a few weeks and she might be receptive to a bit of noodle eh?
Yep, I think everyone know London will be where the trouble starts. I'm working at home anyway but filled up my Land Rover this evening, we also have a 2000 litre tank of white diesel on gfs parents farm.
>Anyone else just resigned to egtting it, and not giving a fuck? Pointless to resist, just get it and get over it or die, whatever. Fuck wearing masks n shit, just carry on as normal. Lock up all the old fogies, I dont give a shit they're dead soon anyway
that's literally the best course of action, the societal damage from lock down is going to be far worse than the virus.
would rather lose a couple million than everything collapse
Julian Hughes
>not chicken and mushroom
what you playing at
Justin Parker
noodle obsessed weirdo. she's got you pegged.
Juan Kelly
where from lad?
Sebastian Watson
I'd like to do that. dad's disabled though. He'd get fucked.
Grayson Evans
put a bowl of bat soup in his lap. also give the bat a little *cough*
