> To get to the bottom of the matter, Kruszelnicki contacted Canberra microbiologist Luke Tennent. Tennent asked one of his colleagues to fart directly into two Petri dishes from a distance of five centimeters—first while wearing pants, and then a second time au naturel. While the first Petri dish stayed clean, the second one sprouted bacteria overnight, which seemed to suggest that clothing acts as a barrier between whatever bacteria might be expelled by a fart (not all of which would be contained within the gas itself). Dr. Karl reported the findings in 2014 in the satirical holiday issue of the scientific journal BMJ, noting:
>"Our deduction is that the enteric zone in the second Petri dish was caused by the flatus itself, and the splatter ring around that was caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted it onto the dish. It seems, therefore, that flatus can cause infection if the emitter is naked, but not if he or she is clothed. But the results of the experiment should not be considered alarming, because neither type of bacterium is harmful. In fact, they're similar to the ‘friendly’ bacteria found in yogurt."
>...announced that pants should be an effective barrier against farts that might carry the novel coronavirus. So to avoid spreading COVID-19, practice responsible social distancing—and avoid farting naked around other people.
Until a source is posted, assume no. In fact until the trumpbux thing is passed and chugging along, don't believe anything.
Cooper Russell
jesus you all actually are fucking retarded aren't you if one man makes $1000 and another man makes $100 and you use taxes to give both of them $80 back, you are just taking money from the richer man and giving it to the poorer, since more taxes are taken from the rich than the poor but an equal amount returned, aka wealth redistribution. and in order to pay this sort of thing it would require a lot of taxes which means it's a pretty hefty wealth redistribution
we can split hairs over the exact definition of what defines communism, socialism, or w/e but the end goal is the same: the lower class trying to overturn the system and institute one where they are rewarded for less input at the expense of the upper classes. that's not a system that works at any level, because despite what many people think the wealthy, generally, have wealth because they aren't fucking retards and more valuable skills this is also worsened by the fact that the bulk of tax income doesn't come from the super-rich billionaires you think you're tearing down: they know how to avoid getting stripped bare by everyone, because you don't stay rich for long if you don't know how to keep your money. no, the bulk of the taxpayers are middle-class people, so you are lowering most people to a terrible common ground because you want to elevate the poorest, who also generally happen to be the dumbest and least capable. that's not even taking into account the racial situation in america, where a UBI would have the greatest benefit to poor inner city urbanites at the expense of middle class whites
whether you want to argue this particular instance is a good thing or not is something else entirely, but don't even try to pretend it's not socialism when you're doing exactly what socialists and communists have campaigned for since their debut. at least bear your red flag proudly and debate straightforward instead of trying to hide behind "it's not real socialism" like all the other communists do
>everyone forgot about the Bush stimulus package McConnell even voted for that package. When assessing the effects of the package though, it was found to not have done anything and created a $500 billion deficit.
Michael Rodriguez
>lolibots have yet to come to market and will surely be outlawed by the niggergovernment, SAD The demand is too great, they can't stop all of us.
We dont know yet. Anyone that says they do is lying. Just wait a couple days.
Easton Ward
Direct deposits into active checking accounts is the best move, setting up a website to register your active bank account.
Michael King
Exactly. It means he hasn't killed it or approved it.
Christian Fisher
>All politicians are theater People who say this shit are the least informed I notice. Some vague statement to make you look smart.
>Muh voting doesn't matter. 200 IQ delusional power move when making this statement.
Ayden Thompson
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY, DONNY?
Jaxson Price
You won’t find a quote saying yes or no to that question until the bill itself is drafted. It’s not dead on arrival as some other people had wrongly stated.
Eli Turner
>live in Chicago >black lady in charge of the voting place shouted "WE GOT A REPUBLICAN" when turning in my form
You don't know how the numbers are being determined. Under the Bush stimulus it was proportional to how much taxes you pay.
Nolan Moore
Your hands are more sinful than a nigger's. You need to be punished for it. Preferably with a crowbar or some other blunt metal object. All because you posted these crappy memes.
>McConnell said in his press conference that he absolutely will not be sending out checks. He's open to a possible tax rebate for the 2020 year. Got a clip? I watched it too and he never said that.
Joshua Gomez
I cannot be bribed. The only thing you could possibly use to stop me is beyond you.
>People who say this shit are the least informed I notice. Some vague statement to make you look smart.
Mailing checks to americans is more progressive than both parties. This disaster reveals our true politics, and exposes the hypocrisy of all politicians
>Amazon are hiring Not in my area, but on the plus side I don't have to live in a city.
Andrew Rivera
Fuck Mitch and fuck turtle people.
Gabriel White
American citizen living and working abroad. How will Trump's $1000 neetbux plan work with people like me and other American over seas?
Andrew Baker
I saw that, everyone's applying now. We have a warehouse in town.
Adam Smith
Hes not sending it back, told members “A number of my members think there are considerable shortcomings in the House bill. My counsel to them is to gag and vote for it anyway.”
Tyler Hughes
>don't use the system literally made for when you lose your job beyond your control Ok.
Caleb Sanders
Brazilians not so good at spreading it to Americans
It's more comparable to how Bush sent everyone like $500 in 2008.
Ethan Torres
>memeflag No one cares about you
Jonathan Wilson
This bear sure is getting a lot of mileage.
Ian Perez
You're going to be followed home and murdered,sorry user.
Xavier Miller
This is pretty obvious, hard to commit crimes without victims and criminals outside
Benjamin Brown
okay, so let's say we return a fraction of the taxes people paid in. if there are no concurrent cuts in government spending, that means either >your taxes overall will increase, and you're actually losing net money for the overhead of giving more just to have some returned to you >debt will go up, which it can't do indefinitely despite what people think because eventually at some point the interest payments become unpayable, the US won't be lent money anymore, and then there's a horrible crash or a weimar-tier inflation as the money printer meme becomes reality and what's being suggested isn't a tax break: many of the proposals are literal handouts, but even if it WAS a tax break, that's still not a good thing. the very BEST case scenario is it just makes our spiraling debt crisis happen a little faster, in which case you're espousing a boomer-tier mentality of "i don't care about the future as long as i get mine" - in which case don't be surprised when the youth all turn out to be degenerates and family values in the nation goes to hell
True. We need an emergency measure for now, at least.
James Richardson
>every 4 weeks Don't make shit up.
James Walker
Look, the math doesn't matter right now. Entire states are shutting down large swaths of private sectors. Trump has two options: stimulus or arrest Governors. I let you decide which one would be easier to achieve politically.
Eli Peterson
link to thread?
Jordan Miller
It's mathematically impossible to ever pay off the debt anyways without the government cutting the Fed out of the loop and printing debtless money ex nihilo.
I'm working on a couple things. Mostly mock RPG battles. I had an idea about doing a mock Mega Man boss select screen, but making it MAGA Man and making the bosses Trump "scandal" based.
Jaxson Davis
Who qualifies?
Carter Taylor
I know :(
Colton Diaz
Both giveaways didn't do anything. The return to normal just took time.
Henry Peterson
>they can't even put aside their BMWF fetish during a crisis Sad
Bentley Evans
Niggers still can't tame zebras because they're dumb niggers.
Yes Google actually got a lot of shit for surprising that. Now search >White American parents Or >White American inventors Or >White Americans And see how the algorithm works for you. Searching >Cute babies Still works though.
>Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin pitched $250 billion in checks to be sent at the end of April with a second set of checks totaling $500 billion four weeks later if there’s still a national emergency, according to a person familiar with the matter. It's not in perpetuity. It's as needed.
Oh that's neat. May I suggest doing something like these old wholesome pictures from a better time when you get done with all that? I kinda wanna see stuff like this in pixel form.
>Trump dominated the news cycle yet again. >He must be stopped. wtf I'm ridin on biden now
Jayden Baker
He told his members they are voting for it, even if they don’t want to. They can address concerns in the bill they are currently drafting. Bill isn’t being sent back and no markup
Carter Lopez
Not your bullshit JQ crap faggot, they aren't hidden and proudly admit to the shit they do.
>If there's still a national emergency They're gonna be sending out the checks until Trump gives the OK that they can stop. It'll only take 3-4 checks for it to become a rooted system that'll become difficult to get rid of.
Luke Stewart
>dude vaguely references someone out to get him >conspiracy theorists blow their load thinking he's talking about the same (((them)))
Carson Walker
yes just genocide every kike on wall street and in the news media feeding the hysteria would be the best possible move
