/ptg/ President Trump General - Bat AIDS Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on ThisWeekABC 3/15/20
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MAGA

>pic
>no qt MAGAgf to see me through these trying TPocalypse times and MAGA with

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MAGA

MAGA!

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> To get to the bottom of the matter, Kruszelnicki contacted Canberra microbiologist Luke Tennent. Tennent asked one of his colleagues to fart directly into two Petri dishes from a distance of five centimeters—first while wearing pants, and then a second time au naturel. While the first Petri dish stayed clean, the second one sprouted bacteria overnight, which seemed to suggest that clothing acts as a barrier between whatever bacteria might be expelled by a fart (not all of which would be contained within the gas itself). Dr. Karl reported the findings in 2014 in the satirical holiday issue of the scientific journal BMJ, noting:

>"Our deduction is that the enteric zone in the second Petri dish was caused by the flatus itself, and the splatter ring around that was caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted it onto the dish. It seems, therefore, that flatus can cause infection if the emitter is naked, but not if he or she is clothed. But the results of the experiment should not be considered alarming, because neither type of bacterium is harmful. In fact, they're similar to the ‘friendly’ bacteria found in yogurt."

>...announced that pants should be an effective barrier against farts that might carry the novel coronavirus. So to avoid spreading COVID-19, practice responsible social distancing—and avoid farting naked around other people.

BRAAAAAAP

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>Family about to lose all of our incomes
>People actually saying they don't want UBI because muh inflation
I've gotta get off Twitter holy shit

>you thought it was Yang. but it was I! TRUMP!

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So Mitch killed the stimulus neetbux?

Buy one with your $1000 user!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG ASSEMBLE!

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Until a source is posted, assume no.
In fact until the trumpbux thing is passed and chugging along, don't believe anything.

jesus you all actually are fucking retarded aren't you
if one man makes $1000 and another man makes $100 and you use taxes to give both of them $80 back, you are just taking money from the richer man and giving it to the poorer, since more taxes are taken from the rich than the poor but an equal amount returned, aka wealth redistribution. and in order to pay this sort of thing it would require a lot of taxes which means it's a pretty hefty wealth redistribution

we can split hairs over the exact definition of what defines communism, socialism, or w/e but the end goal is the same: the lower class trying to overturn the system and institute one where they are rewarded for less input at the expense of the upper classes. that's not a system that works at any level, because despite what many people think the wealthy, generally, have wealth because they aren't fucking retards and more valuable skills
this is also worsened by the fact that the bulk of tax income doesn't come from the super-rich billionaires you think you're tearing down: they know how to avoid getting stripped bare by everyone, because you don't stay rich for long if you don't know how to keep your money. no, the bulk of the taxpayers are middle-class people, so you are lowering most people to a terrible common ground because you want to elevate the poorest, who also generally happen to be the dumbest and least capable. that's not even taking into account the racial situation in america, where a UBI would have the greatest benefit to poor inner city urbanites at the expense of middle class whites

whether you want to argue this particular instance is a good thing or not is something else entirely, but don't even try to pretend it's not socialism when you're doing exactly what socialists and communists have campaigned for since their debut. at least bear your red flag proudly and debate straightforward instead of trying to hide behind "it's not real socialism" like all the other communists do

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>only get $500 now
WTF BLUMPF

Rumor: Adam Shiff v2.0

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Hmm

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They're really doing everything right with this.

americans will get used to the government giving them money just like every country that gives money to citizens

All politicians are theater, they are all folding and supporting gibs

ok, no more ideas what to do with the grand.

youtube.com/watch?v=NnG4lpcn9aM&t=0s

Ban braap holes.
Death is too good for you, Barbosa.

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>Thinking turtle man wanted to give lazy fucks money
Kek

Aussie shitposters at it again

GIMME FUCKING THOUSAND BUX

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If anyone has the info on how to receive the bailout money post here. Seems the info hasn't been released yet since they're still working on it.

lolibots have yet to come to market and will surely be outlawed by the niggergovernment, SAD

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Nope. He said they aren’t leaving Washington until a bill is passed

twitter.com/senatemajldr/status/1239995412230082563

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user, why do you hate 1000 bucks?

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Successful capitalist societies should pay dividends to their citizens.
Go flush yourself, death cultist.

His Higher Calling is TREASON.

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no

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MAGA

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>we must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey

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April

> If anyone has the info on how to receive the bailout money post here.
You can actually get it through this very thread user!

All you need to do is to post
> Your credit card number + CVV
and it will be promptly credited

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>everyone forgot about the Bush stimulus package
McConnell even voted for that package.
When assessing the effects of the package though, it was found to not have done anything and created a $500 billion deficit.

>lolibots have yet to come to market and will surely be outlawed by the niggergovernment, SAD
The demand is too great, they can't stop all of us.

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That says nothing about being for or against direct money payments to people.

>Trumpniggerbux

How do we get Trump on the $100 bill?

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shills are mad. quick! post moar uncucked google.

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I'm buying a fucking used bass boat with my $1000. Just in time for Spring/summer fishing

MAGA

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We dont know yet. Anyone that says they do is lying. Just wait a couple days.

Direct deposits into active checking accounts is the best move, setting up a website to register your active bank account.

Exactly. It means he hasn't killed it or approved it.

>All politicians are theater
People who say this shit are the least informed I notice. Some vague statement to make you look smart.

>Muh voting doesn't matter.
200 IQ delusional power move when making this statement.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY, DONNY?

You won’t find a quote saying yes or no to that question until the bill itself is drafted. It’s not dead on arrival as some other people had wrongly stated.

>live in Chicago
>black lady in charge of the voting place shouted "WE GOT A REPUBLICAN" when turning in my form

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>wuhan berserkers

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You don't know how the numbers are being determined. Under the Bush stimulus it was proportional to how much taxes you pay.

Your hands are more sinful than a nigger's. You need to be punished for it. Preferably with a crowbar or some other blunt metal object. All because you posted these crappy memes.

MAGA

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Don't. Put him on the $200 bill.

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youtube.com/watch?v=r9twTtXkQNA

McConnell said in his press conference that he absolutely will not be sending out checks. He's open to a possible tax rebate for the 2020 year.

Wagies sure are desperate for gibmees aren't they?

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user, plz. Can I bribe you with a thousand bucks to atone?

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alright fellas, what are you buying with your trumpbux?

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AMERISHARTS FTW

Friedrich Merz tests positive for coronavirus

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Whoa

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My household just lost 3 of the 5 incomes we had supporting the home today.
You can eat the gravy out of my asshole.

>wuhan beserkers
That sounds especially spooky.

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>Uncucked Google
Will never happen so long as Google hires trannies and sjws.

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youtu.be/ozxVOEO9Uxk

What did he mean by this?

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>Yangbux are finally gonna be real

Thank you, Trump.

>above and beyond what the House passed
House bill is shit, McConnell has to rewrite the whole thing and send it back now.

What's in the House bill? Any details been released?

Not like you have anything better to do.

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File for unemployment then.

>McConnell said in his press conference that he absolutely will not be sending out checks. He's open to a possible tax rebate for the 2020 year.
Got a clip? I watched it too and he never said that.

I cannot be bribed. The only thing you could possibly use to stop me is beyond you.

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>People who say this shit are the least informed I notice. Some vague statement to make you look smart.

Mailing checks to americans is more progressive than both parties. This disaster reveals our true politics, and exposes the hypocrisy of all politicians

>NOOO DON'T USE THOSE GIBS, USE THESE GIBS!!

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PC parts from China. Or maybe a PS5/Xbox4

Imagine the stimulus.

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Amazon are hiring

Just got home...is the neetbux thing real or just a meme? is it just for working or do neets get it too?

Embrace the TRUMPBUX

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Crime dropping

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>Amazon are hiring
Not in my area, but on the plus side I don't have to live in a city.

Fuck Mitch and fuck turtle people.

American citizen living and working abroad.
How will Trump's $1000 neetbux plan work with people like me and other American over seas?

I saw that, everyone's applying now. We have a warehouse in town.

Hes not sending it back, told members “A number of my members think there are considerable shortcomings in the House bill. My counsel to them is to gag and vote for it anyway.”

>don't use the system literally made for when you lose your job beyond your control
Ok.

Brazilians not so good at spreading it to Americans

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It's more comparable to how Bush sent everyone like $500 in 2008.

>memeflag
No one cares about you

This bear sure is getting a lot of mileage.

You're going to be followed home and murdered,sorry user.

This is pretty obvious, hard to commit crimes without victims and criminals outside

okay, so let's say we return a fraction of the taxes people paid in. if there are no concurrent cuts in government spending, that means either
>your taxes overall will increase, and you're actually losing net money for the overhead of giving more just to have some returned to you
>debt will go up, which it can't do indefinitely despite what people think because eventually at some point the interest payments become unpayable, the US won't be lent money anymore, and then there's a horrible crash or a weimar-tier inflation as the money printer meme becomes reality
and what's being suggested isn't a tax break: many of the proposals are literal handouts, but even if it WAS a tax break, that's still not a good thing. the very BEST case scenario is it just makes our spiraling debt crisis happen a little faster, in which case you're espousing a boomer-tier mentality of "i don't care about the future as long as i get mine" - in which case don't be surprised when the youth all turn out to be degenerates and family values in the nation goes to hell

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It doesn't, lmao. Expats are niggers.

Swings & roundabouts, tough situation but at least niggers not around so you can relax

Apes are enslaved by words.

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#WeTestPositiveToo

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>laughs in unfiltered algorithm

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Bush's plan didn't include sending everyone 500 more dollars every 4 weeks.

Cocaine Mitch wants everyone, get this, to get $2000

TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS
YANG GANG ON SUICIDE WATCH

It's pretty great.

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>jefferson started this meme

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bost broofs :DDD

You will be fined 1000 and your citizenship revoked

that actually sounds like a violation of law and you should report it
but im not 100 percent sure

Are you sure the Bush stimulus caused that? Or was it the subsequent Obama giveaways in 2009?

Got to strike while the memeing is hot.

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Closing the whore houses

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every fucking time

photo queue screwed the pooch..
#WePositiveToo

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>BEST case scenario is it just makes our spiraling debt crisis happen a little faster
Unironically what I'm hoping for.

>people are getting viral infections
>let's use this to say why you should throw away your race forever

What about your local food distribution center? Like a Kroger plant. They're swamped right now and its union.

Gas.

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That's close, but this is in harsher circumstances. They have to leave in place the possobility of future payments if the first is insufficient

4859348540 756

The bill hasn't passed yet, although we're not sure if it'll be done via emergency EO yet.

Every 4 weeks? Wait, what?

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>new yorker
>stein

whores and tendies and maybe taco bell

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what am I gonna do with a thousand bucks? sleep indoors for a week or two then go back to worrying about rent?

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GTK.RWN.

>Yas Forumseddit stormed by trannyera and neogoyim fags
many REEEs were witnessed

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So what's your next big pixel studio project?

dangerously based and possibly cheesy

You got two different statements on the same subject on opposite sides of the spectrum.

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Are all of the white people that are staying at home going to do a lot of h*nd h*lding and create a new white baby boom because of Coronachan?

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We need to introduce a kike killing virus.

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True. We need an emergency measure for now, at least.

>every 4 weeks
Don't make shit up.

Look, the math doesn't matter right now. Entire states are shutting down large swaths of private sectors. Trump has two options: stimulus or arrest Governors. I let you decide which one would be easier to achieve politically.

link to thread?

It's mathematically impossible to ever pay off the debt anyways without the government cutting the Fed out of the loop and printing debtless money ex nihilo.

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>doing recon on Yas Forums for e drama

How pathetic, there are real world distasters happening yet you dedicate brain space to this

burn it all down.

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

WHAT NEWS TODAY /ptg/?

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They were always dens of diseases and depravity.

These sandniggers never relent.

as you did by replying

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-17/mnuchin-says-trump-wants-money-sent-to-americans-in-two-weeks

Yang won the election

Mnuchin floated sending people thousan dorra checks and Yang contacted the White House to help.

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Trump dominated the news cycle yet again.
He must be stopped.

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WTF?

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I'm working on a couple things. Mostly mock RPG battles. I had an idea about doing a mock Mega Man boss select screen, but making it MAGA Man and making the bosses Trump "scandal" based.

Who qualifies?

I know :(

Both giveaways didn't do anything. The return to normal just took time.

>they can't even put aside their BMWF fetish during a crisis
Sad

Niggers still can't tame zebras because they're dumb niggers.

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They're deliberating that right now.

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Unironically socialism

Yes Google actually got a lot of shit for surprising that.
Now search
>White American parents
Or
>White American inventors
Or
>White Americans
And see how the algorithm works for you.
Searching
>Cute babies
Still works though.

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oh shit

>Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin pitched $250 billion in checks to be sent at the end of April with a second set of checks totaling $500 billion four weeks later if there’s still a national emergency, according to a person familiar with the matter.
It's not in perpetuity. It's as needed.

BASED

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TRUMP NO ITS TOO EARLY

(You)

Oh that's neat. May I suggest doing something like these old wholesome pictures from a better time when you get done with all that? I kinda wanna see stuff like this in pixel form.

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>Trump dominated the news cycle yet again.
>He must be stopped.
wtf I'm ridin on biden now

He told his members they are voting for it, even if they don’t want to. They can address concerns in the bill they are currently drafting. Bill isn’t being sent back and no markup

Not your bullshit JQ crap faggot, they aren't hidden and proudly admit to the shit they do.

As we all secretly are.

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>If there's still a national emergency
They're gonna be sending out the checks until Trump gives the OK that they can stop.
It'll only take 3-4 checks for it to become a rooted system that'll become difficult to get rid of.

>dude vaguely references someone out to get him
>conspiracy theorists blow their load thinking he's talking about the same (((them)))

yes just genocide every kike on wall street and in the news media feeding the hysteria would be the best possible move

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ok mohel

I do need to work on backgrounds and larger pictures. I'm doing well in the micro, but my macro is lacking, if you get what I'm saying.