You're not white unless you are currently drinking a Starbucks coffee
The instant you cease to drink one you become a nigger until you resume drinking one
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Jaxson Allen
Josiah Myers
>NOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST CONSIDER YOURSELF WHITE IF YOU DON'T HAVE BLUE EYES... YOU ARE UNTERMENSCH!!! NOOOOOOO BROWN-EYED CHAD YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX WITH STACY!!!!
Joseph Long
green eye master race checking in
Nicholas Jones
Unironically this. It disgusts me when some Nordic person calls me white. Always correct someone calling me white by saying "No I have brown eyes"
Jordan Parker
>he says while using the inventions of non blue eyed europeans.
ok shlomo
Jayden Ross
reportin'
we have the highest IQ, literally peak evolution
Robert Peterson
Your kids can still have blue eyes if one of your parents have blue eyes, so don't worry shit eyes, there is still hope for you to make beautiful white babies.
Aaron Roberts
Nah I did a DNA test and I don't even have the blue eye gene kek. At best my kids can have mulatto green eyes
Nolan Johnson
Anyone can wear tinted contacts.
Pretty sure she is wearing Eyecandy's Whimsy Blue lenses.
Cameron Reyes
I have blue eyes, but I'm not white