>80%
not buying this tacobro ..nice try
20% of People DO NOT Poo in the Shower
John Moore
John Morris
>poo in the shower
how would such a thing even work on a regular basis? and don't tell me you just stomp it down the drain, let's be honest, the shit would still stick on the grates and stink the whole fucking house up
Gabriel Hughes
>80%
Of how many? What people? Where? What the fuck?
I don't poo in the shower. Who the fuck does?
James Price
I shit in the shower once, one of the biggest I've ever done in my life too. It was 2 years ago. I had had a very bad perianal abscess and developed a fistula on my ass cheek, I had surgery and they slashed s giant gash in me from the fistula to my asshole, about 3 inch long and 4 inches deep and ran a plastic tie thru the hole, into my rectum, back out of my asshole and tied it together.
After he surgery, they warned me about constipation and told me to take a ton of stool softeners. The anesthesia slows down your body and makes your poop hard. So I had a huge hard turd in me and a massive wound around my ass that made pushing out poop insanely painful like shitting a knife. Not to mention the poop would move the plastic ziptie thru the wound.
I didn't shit for 5 days, became incredibly painful. Doctor gave me the choice between driving 30 min to him to do a "digital extractions' aka he scoops my shit out with his finger, vs me taking a few enemas.
I started with one, waited 15 minutes and couldn't poop so I added another and another. Finally I let out a hard little painful nug of poop. I was crying from the pain and turned on the shower to clean myself off since I couldn't just wipe shit into the hash.
As soon as the hot water hit my stomach, I felt an urge, and I couldn't get out in time. I shit a massive amount of feces into the shower, a huge mound the most shit I've ever seen in my life, it was a fucking ant hill. I used paper towels to try and pick it up and throw it into the toilet but then I just kept farting out water so I stayed in the shower until it was time to shit again and then dropped another massive pile of custard onto the shower floor.
That was 2 years ago, now I use that tub to wash my 1 year old son in.
Jaxon Gomez
underrated
Robert Myers
thank you for your service
Charles Murphy
Based
Evan Clark
disgusting people having diarrhea
Carter Roberts
Poe's law is extremely strong around here, but I know that this has to be a joke. Not that I have enough faith in humanity to believe it absurd that 4 out of 5 people in Mexico don't shit themselves on purpose - but that I'm too skeptical that 4 out of 5 Mexicans actually shower in the first place.
Isaiah Clark
>use that tub to wash my 1 year old son in