LEARN TO COOK

i've been cooking 95% of my meals since i was 17. can't believe this fucking tard. 1/2 cup of rice + 1 cup of water and you have fuckin rice. 1# of beef throw that bitch in the oven @ 400F and just fucking wait 15 minutes. sprinkle some salt garlic pepper on it and youre good to go. jfc

no shit Jeremy, guess you can't really care for the world's poor, tired and huddled masses

>don't know how to cook

nigga make a PB&J or eat some luxury soups

It's a copypasta

My girlfriend doesn’t like to go out. All she does is cook from scratch and make healthy meals and it’s honestly so unattractive to me, I’m only 28 I should have to live like I’m fucking married. I shouldn’t be judged for bringing home a 6 pack and McDonalds “user I can make you dinner when we get home” like what the fuck you’re not my mom

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>They need social media and jewtube to tell them everything all of the time and forever.
But Jewtube is the best tool to learn basic survival skills that you're parents didn't teach you. I'm a literal retard in the kitchen but I still learned how to cook basic shit from the internet, there's no excuse to not know how to cook in current year

day 43 of the shutdown
I have eaten 129 pb&j's
I wish only for the release of death

>OPEN THE RESTAURANTS I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEED MYSELF

Holy fuck. And normies wonder why they're poor.

His name is boring....

>New York
There’s your problem.