/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2133

They'll have a gun, doofus

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checked. thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=qhZULM69DIw

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Friendly reminder that America created Corona-chan to implement NWO.
You the survivors are gonna spend your final years in totalitarian worldwide dystopia.

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The glory holes are just completely empty.
>oh I don't mind sticking my dick into a stranger's mouth full of syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia
>coronavirus? FUCK THAT I'm staying home
It's ridiculous.

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>trucker from Texas near Houston
>home about a month ago to take care of some errands
>end up getting really sick
>fever, constant cough, headache, sore throat, mild pneumonia, and an ear infection to top it off
>was out in public before ending up bedridden and afterward
>still have a cough, and now get winded to the point of gagging and vomiting easily
>find out that one of the people quarantined in Austin is from my town and developed symptoms three weeks after I was there

I'm pretty sure I had/have Corona-chan, and I've spread her all over the eastern US. I hope she never leaves me.

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Preppers are right though.

>Isis literally say fuck this shit, i'm out
lmao
thetimes.co.uk/article/isis-issues-coronavirus-travel-advice-terrorists-should-avoid-europe-5m89dvjjw

>They still don't know marijuana cures coronavirus
You're missing out, lads

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How fucked are we Yas Forums?

Did this from the template.

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