/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2133

They'll have a gun, doofus

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checked. thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=qhZULM69DIw

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Friendly reminder that America created Corona-chan to implement NWO.
You the survivors are gonna spend your final years in totalitarian worldwide dystopia.

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The glory holes are just completely empty.
>oh I don't mind sticking my dick into a stranger's mouth full of syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia
>coronavirus? FUCK THAT I'm staying home
It's ridiculous.

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>trucker from Texas near Houston
>home about a month ago to take care of some errands
>end up getting really sick
>fever, constant cough, headache, sore throat, mild pneumonia, and an ear infection to top it off
>was out in public before ending up bedridden and afterward
>still have a cough, and now get winded to the point of gagging and vomiting easily
>find out that one of the people quarantined in Austin is from my town and developed symptoms three weeks after I was there

I'm pretty sure I had/have Corona-chan, and I've spread her all over the eastern US. I hope she never leaves me.

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Preppers are right though.

>Isis literally say fuck this shit, i'm out
lmao
thetimes.co.uk/article/isis-issues-coronavirus-travel-advice-terrorists-should-avoid-europe-5m89dvjjw

>They still don't know marijuana cures coronavirus
You're missing out, lads

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How fucked are we Yas Forums?

Did this from the template.

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It's the end of the world as we know it.
And I feel fine.

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Why'd it have to be like this?

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I can't wait for you to starve to death.

We communism now?

user, did you buy toilet paper before panic?

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Yeah we're fucked.

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I see China has decided to not remove those door seals, looks like everyone is going to be in quarantine forever. Hope you like the NEET life bros, looks like we'll all be chatting online as our only socializing for a long, long time. I'll yell at anyone who insists on singing ugly pop songs though.

I want to defend my apartment but I don't have time to get training for a gun. Is pepper spray + axe good enough for home defense?

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Good job Satan.

It's a matter of when not if, wish they would just shut everything down so I can watch the normies panic more and kill each other in grocery stores while spreading the virus.

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REMINDER

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>Work in deli in a large grocery store
>Ask my boss if the deli would be closed down if the city got quarantined
>They say that since they're a food retailer they're considered essential and would stay open
>Point out that deli meat and cheese isn't essential in the slightest and that there is no reason for the deli department or the seafood department to stay open
>Boss just tells me to not come to work if I get sick
Cool. So my three options are to either go to work until I get sick then get two weeks off, pray that my bosses grow a brain and get rid of the deli and seafood departments for a few weeks just to be safe, or quit. Hell, they could at least give their workers masks or make the departments close earlier so I don't have to deal with crackheads coming in at 9pm coughing on everything.

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>last transport of the day
>another of coronas' blessed
I'm so done
but I'll go on and get you guys some shots from the streets of normally touristy vienna
not sure how it'll look

sauce?
looks kino

>Leonard Bernstein
Even R.E.M. knew it was the Jews.

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Cant fucking believe there are still people thinking its a nothingburger

No, buy a gun.

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CHARLES!

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HEY IS IT POSSIBLE FOR FLU-CHAN AND CORONA-CHAN TO MEET IN PHILIPPINES AND SPAWN LITERAL DEATH?????

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Get fucked, This world needs some natural selection. You made fun of preppers for years, now you realize they were right.

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>Be me
>Student abroad from Italy.
>Start hearing about the Virus going wild.
>Oh hell Nah, I'm Flying outa here.
>No Supervision at the airport AT ALL.
>4 Days later start feeling sick
>Go to the doctor.
>"Have you been traveling?"
>"NO"
>Makes me do some tests for pneumococcus and influenza.
>Wait 4 days for the results, start feeling a little worst.
>Test comes in, "Nothing out of the norm"
>Won't go back to the doctor.
>Recovered 2 day's ago

How probable is that I had Corona?
I've been in contact with AT LEAST 100 people from Uni and other 1000 from public transport.

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Sandwiches are essential

I live in Seattle. Ambulance flies down the street ahead of me, medics get out in hazmat suits and ask the guy waiting there what condition he's in, if he has asthma, etc. I got probably fifty feet from him before I bolted across the street. How fucked am I?

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>tfw I only have baseball bats
I should've moved out when I had the chance

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I poop in socks

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jesus FUCKING christ
the duterte administration has effectively crippled this srchipelago

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Imagine how much the virus is spreading on shopping carts.

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Please dont confuse preppers with the literal retards buying a pallet of fucking hand sanitizer

You're a week late on buying a gun, bub. Every single gun store has already been raided by paranoid mobs. You'd be lucky to find a hi-point for less than $300 now that the clown posse has made an appearance.

Fucking Trump not shitting out test kits.

don't have time to train with a gun

cute, cute! don't shoot! cute!

Now I want a Cells at Work special about Corona.

that's why I said >no gun

>Studying abroad

I already prepped packets of powdered glass to throw in people's eyes. Lot easier to fight someone when they can't see and intense pain.

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hearty kek

>chinks released it
>jews gave it to them
>spics running across the US boarder are going to cause additional waves of outbreaks
I wont forget

Totally fucked.

Worse than /ptg/.

Super fucked

At this point im convinced hes either a larp or hes just going all in on the stocks shooting to the literal heavens in a couple months

I heard if corona hits Brazil area hard it’ll spawn the Black Plague part 2

You're a student abroad from Italy who flew home to the outbreak and is now in Mexico. You a tard?

the CDC does not have the infrastructure to test people, this was always something that was going to be done at the local level. The CDC is not a fucking literal army like China's health ministry. However it is mostly the CDC's fault that it took so long for states to go online with tests

my state is doing like 6,000 per day and growing now

>live in seattle
>still going outside
2,000,000,000% fucked

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fuck off commie scum

mfw when I post an account of soldiers gassed in WW1 in the first attacks (when it was unknown) and then subsequently drowning on their own lung fluid on FB virus groups/

Reminder if you get pneumonia to practice breathing exercises, stretching and force yourself to cough even if nothing comes up just to get your lungs working on getting that mucus out.

Sit in front of a humidifier with vicks vapo rub in it and breathe in deeply. Drink hot drinks. Don't drink milk or eat any kind of dairy because that causes your mucus to thicken.

All my local grocery stores have still had disinfectant wipes for the carts
Dunno how long that is gonna last for

How will all you other flags thank anglos once we solve this problem and save the world yet again?

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I can just see him
standing over the freshly dug out graves of 300 /italics/ going "yeah, well, but the docs kill more people"

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This sounds legit but could also be like that growing crystals with bleach and ammonia meme from years past....

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Carriers

pathetic

Rate frens

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yeah, I have already watched the flu episode like 10 times.

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>Go out during marshal law to get a sandwich
>Have to run multiple barricades because "the munchies" isn't an acceptable reason to be out breaking curfew
>Finally get to the store
>Have to wait half an hour because the place is being mobbed by fellow retards that also all wanted sandwiches
>Finally get to the counter and get your shit
>Go to buy bread
>Remember that there is no bread anymore because the mob bought it all a week ago
>Go home to eat your fistful of cheese and meat
>Get shot

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They have wipes there to wipe the cart, who touches their face before they get home and wash their hands, and who doesn't carry hand wipes with them at all times?

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tbf that bong boomer on Princess used breathing exercises to get over it.

nice user, you're gonna make it.

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The vapo rub thing? It's literally made by Vicks and can be put on your chest, under your nose or in the dehumidifier. They also have liquid which works just as well.

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retarded/braindead
Being able to properly get out of a hazmat suit is just as important as wearing one cunt

Sorry brah, English is my 3rd language IDK how to express myself That well, I was in Italy, then panic started brewing and I came back to Mexico.
Perdon.

The final boss...

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get ready today is going to be insane

Axe is shit, gets stuck in the first victim.
Make a couple pointy sticks.

kek

HOLY CHECKED

I just want china to be radiation waste land for the next 300 years, is that to much to ask for ?

streamable.com/d23cn

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The culling has begun.

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/248351753

Remember, Dig to Stop Virus
And don't Dig to Keep Virus

O LUCIFER
the Devil
Satan

1. A huge portion of Americans see their income significantly decrease and some lose their jobs

2. The virus eventually ends and nobody has any spending money left over

3. Huge swathes of small businesses and restuarants close forever because nobody is spe ding any money anymore

4. The economy takes a decade to recover

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same energy

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Take off your masks.

Protect her smile.

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Can a German-speaking user check my translation?

Thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=_qzAt_DydQU

It's your fault for being stupid

are you fucking kidding me? I hope flips burns this to their fucking heads that they voted for this

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nope. but i have friends and family in who work as managers in grocery stores, i'm sure if i need to ask them to get me stuff, i'm good.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories

Obama planned

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beaners are going to sacrifice you if you tell them that lol

You doomed us all, retard.
Go to a hospital, NOW.

Can the virus mutate to something worse?

I got the virus, coronavirus
youtube.com/watch?v=eAXbQifW59M

Doesn't matter, buy a gun.

go back to China, Chang

>Have to go into work at a call centre today

JUST

>slightly worse than flu
>goy shut everything down

So is someone not telling the full extent this nanometer nigger harms your or is this a cover up for a fuck up? Typical western cuck overreacting? Give me a quick gestalt my brain noodles can't wrap around the chopstick.

Preppers tend to have guns and you bet your ass the feds prepped. Good luck tho.

Oh you're just doing this in all corona threads then

then go to the nearest synagogue, what are you waiting for?

JadeHelmjadehelmjadehelm

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PREPPERS, WATCH OUT
>PREPPERS, WATCH OUT

This is what will happen if SHTF very hard:
>Gub will take control of all food and necessities
>Curfew, martial laws and military requisitions of hoarders goods
>Gub will track down hoarders by looking at the IP of morons that parades their stash pics
>Who will not comply will incarcerated or liquidated
>Not a chance to stand a well trained military squad with 100x ammo and high caliber firearms

You better pray for a not-so-big happening or you will be forced to share your prepping goods.

>inb4 you commie want gibs
No, I'm describing a realistic war-time situation (as always happened and always will happen): do you think the gub will let a minority of preppers go around while the majority is starving? That history, folks.

How many cases do you realistically think there are in the U.S right at this moment? I'm thinking at least 30,000 - 50,000.

fuck that user.

fuck I have to get more onions before it runs out

Svenanon call your agent!

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I prepped for myself because that was within my power. I would have prepped for you as well if I could but I couldn't, that was not within my power.

Can't spend the rest of my life in a dystopia if dystopia is my utopia or I kill myself before then.

No truck parking.

I'm willing to bet legislation along those lines was passed in your country soon after 7 11

Just go visit a synagogue prieto

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The last time the US started shutting shit down like this was the Spanish Flu and that killed 2 and 6% of the world, so there's your point of reference.

Just wanna say thanks to all the bakers, i stocked mildly in January and got more in feb. Thank you for keeping and collating information, you're the best, the best, the best, best prep for flu.

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take the bus, will spread more if you do that

>pepper spray
You better have a high quality respirator on when you use it

if i were to be president of flip land, I'll fucking make taiwan as a country just to smite ccp and wumaos and maybe boot out their ambassador as well

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Prob >100k would be my guess if the incubation period is really two weeks

Post a full body nude. You got a cute face

Really?

Fuck I don’t know what to do

We will wait until you are all weakened. Then my comrads vill come for you.

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>666
checked, but probably it could be more like a big zombie invasion inside your body, like the episode of flu but in hardcore mode.

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The state should have the right to seize all goods from preppers and hoarders. These goods should be distributed fairly among the community.

Preppers are greedy and selfish people. They believe everyone who didn't prep somehow deserves to starve, suffer and die.

If the state doesn't take it, us raiders will. Sleep tight.

>Finland is only testing people for Wu Flu who:
>Are over 70-years-old
>Have been in long term hospital care and >have respiratory infection of unknown origin
>Care workers such as nurses and doctors
>Are returning from Italy or Tiroli in Austria(?)

So, how many unofficial cases do we have, that are denied testing? I'm guessing that since we're going the China route, my exponential calculations I made some few days ago hold, and we're around 7k infected, iirc.

>>slightly worse than flu

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Phase 2 Jade Helm o.O

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and fuck the jannies who kept deleting threads and letting chink shills completely take over in January

You can only post this bait in one thread at a time bro.

twitter.com/CDCgov/status/1239357433383960576

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

Is that Longview, WA user still here? We just got our first case. Fuck. It was only a matter of time.

>bought a ton of masks
>boss doesn't let me use them at work because "it would scare the customers"
Welp it's time for some decisions

TBF it depends on the area cos we haven't been mega hit yet. I'm in Wales and call centre worker in Cardiff got it.

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so what are these rumors about the US declaring martial law tomorrow? legit?

I'm more surprise they didnt do ALLAHU AKBAR into the hospital

Hail Satan trips. You killed Congress.

I just went to Walgreens for some supplies: Dumb shit like snacks, cigarettes, and liquor. I should already have all this . . . I'm well aware.

I wore a mask out for the first time. I mean, I haven't left the house in 3 days. I got a couple of weird looks, but I think they were wondering if that meant I were sick. When I got in the car, I wiped down everything with clorox wipes. Am I being ridiculous?

I live in New Orleans.

just say fuck it man its all crashing down anyway

Someone told me that Asians are more susceptible cause they have greater number mucus? cells which SARS targets which is what makes Corona so dangerous for Asians, can anyone back this up with a source? I've been looking all over and can't find a link yet.

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Fuckin oath

AHAHAHAHA cope faggot

Is your boss retarded? It's a matter of life and death now

Nihon wins again.
Get fucked whito piggus.

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You are blessed.

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looks fine to me
it's fairly underwhelming
app.unsee
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Live on a main road, the traffic is usually ramping right up now and it's fukin dead so so many people must be refusing to work or calling in sick.

Use them anyway. Would you rather get fired because you spooked some normie, or would you rather die as a wageslave?

t. NEET

gorrilion more died from regular nanometer niggers by now than from this chink bat soup kung fu sport.

I work for a bank fraud team and I just know we will stay open

Did yours get shut?

Also solidarity to a fellow call centre slave

No matter if we all die or whatever... My life will keep been the same pathetic nightmare with no sense.

They can't just declare marital law out of the blue like that.