HE IS HERE!
It Begins
>the average person uses one roll a day
The fuck is wrong with your ass dude?
1 is the absolute minimum. I rationed for 2 rolls per day per person. You never know you're going to feel like a taco night, or plan on having a handful of Doritos and next thing you know the family sized bag is gone. Sometimes I wonder if I should have rationed for 3. I plan to cook 5-8 meals per day while my family is quarantined. Usually I only cook 4 meals, but they will be bored and hungry.
Stupid fucking boomer, probably already infected a dozen other boomers at Applebee's. They'll kill off their entire generation with their own selfishness. Can't reverse-mortgage your way outta this one.
we get it. this reply is being posted in every thread. no one should be making shit tickets a priority right now. wash your hands and stay away from dirty people.
But why are you using a whole role in a day? Hell, if you don't have any toilet paper, and have the time which a quarantined person would, just shower. Clean out your ass.
Handsoap is what I'm worried about.
rolling for a true boogaloo bandango and death to the horse fuckers
Lmao this whole thing is to get your guns
This, fuck them.
Let the fire rise
Can’t bump your own threads retard