It Begins

HE IS HERE!

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>the average person uses one roll a day

The fuck is wrong with your ass dude?

1 is the absolute minimum. I rationed for 2 rolls per day per person. You never know you're going to feel like a taco night, or plan on having a handful of Doritos and next thing you know the family sized bag is gone. Sometimes I wonder if I should have rationed for 3. I plan to cook 5-8 meals per day while my family is quarantined. Usually I only cook 4 meals, but they will be bored and hungry.

Stupid fucking boomer, probably already infected a dozen other boomers at Applebee's. They'll kill off their entire generation with their own selfishness. Can't reverse-mortgage your way outta this one.

we get it. this reply is being posted in every thread. no one should be making shit tickets a priority right now. wash your hands and stay away from dirty people.

But why are you using a whole role in a day? Hell, if you don't have any toilet paper, and have the time which a quarantined person would, just shower. Clean out your ass.
Handsoap is what I'm worried about.

rolling for a true boogaloo bandango and death to the horse fuckers

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Lmao this whole thing is to get your guns

This, fuck them.

Let the fire rise

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Can’t bump your own threads retard