It Begins

HE IS HERE!

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>the average person uses one roll a day

The fuck is wrong with your ass dude?

1 is the absolute minimum. I rationed for 2 rolls per day per person. You never know you're going to feel like a taco night, or plan on having a handful of Doritos and next thing you know the family sized bag is gone. Sometimes I wonder if I should have rationed for 3. I plan to cook 5-8 meals per day while my family is quarantined. Usually I only cook 4 meals, but they will be bored and hungry.

Stupid fucking boomer, probably already infected a dozen other boomers at Applebee's. They'll kill off their entire generation with their own selfishness. Can't reverse-mortgage your way outta this one.

we get it. this reply is being posted in every thread. no one should be making shit tickets a priority right now. wash your hands and stay away from dirty people.

But why are you using a whole role in a day? Hell, if you don't have any toilet paper, and have the time which a quarantined person would, just shower. Clean out your ass.
Handsoap is what I'm worried about.

rolling for a true boogaloo bandango and death to the horse fuckers

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Lmao this whole thing is to get your guns

This, fuck them.

Let the fire rise

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Can’t bump your own threads retard

enjoy your herd immunity faggot

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Fuck yeah

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 69 roll per day. If you have a family of 45, that's 420 rolls a week. Over 6 gorillian a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Now the cops will be sick

They should scalp him just for fun and gang rape his wife.

Eat one meal a day, shit less, use water

>possessing a triple digit iq
gtfo

it's not our fault American Braphogs need overt toilet paper usage and are bidetlets ;_;

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Shoo shoo, nigger.

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It’s two rolls per day next week and four rolls per day the week after.
1600 rolls per family per month. Shit is out of god damned control.
I’m genuinely scared

Completely unconstitutional.

>Forced quarantine isn't possible the US.
>Americans have zero concept of civic duty or social responsibility.
yep. this.

I wish this didn't feel true but it does.
What the fuck is wrong with us?

>Forced quarantine isn't possible the US.
>Americans have zero concept of civic duty or social responsibility.
Correct. That will be true of your country too, soon enough.
>What the fuck is wrong with us?
Diversity.

national emergency means constitutional rights are suspended

it is constitutional under marshall law

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nigger how much ass do you wipe?

You are correct. We need Chinese style quarantine in America, and that's just not possible. People would rather infect the entire country and kill grandma and grandpa than skip out on social life for a few weeks.

Fuck chinks.

I took a trip to Japan. My friend who lives there full time, introduced me to people around town.

They have something Americans don't have. We never had it. "Community". People cared about each other; they were kind and patient. Here in America? Fuck everyone. People here are assholes. They hate me and I hate them. They are all fucking trash and everyone's out for themselves.

Americans can't trust each other. This Covid-19 thing is going to be bad. Hopefully it'll end, but after what?

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Checked and i say let them. My grandparents have lived long enough and i'm ready to inherit their shit.

And there you have it. We're fucked.

Not like Democrats have any respect for the Constitution in the first place.

Survival is priority. The same spirit that demands that you bear arms is the same spirit that demands the infected stay away from the healthy.

oh my...checked

I'll pour a pot of hot coffee on him

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Look the bitter, seething, magenta-hot hatred for Boomers is all encompassing. From Gen X and younger they would be willing to contact fucking small pox in a plague if it meant an end to the Boomers.

Martial Law.
yea.... even in smaller towns, its so American to just hate your neighbors. I mean, I don't, but its so fucking cliche.
To be in a community here you basically need to be an immigrant minority then you stick together.
Otherwise you're a faggot playing fortnite.

Guys how do we make this KFC

Kentucky forced quarantine won't work
Kentucky fucks citizen is too explicit

Where does it say you have an inalienable right to spread disease?

CIVIL WAR SOON!
YEAAH BOOOOI.

CHECKED

what happens when thousands do and nothing happens because this has blown out of proportion and people start to realize how manipulated they were?

>Americans have zero concept of civic duty or social responsibility.
We used to. Now every other person is a nigger or spic and no one cares about anyone.

>Testing just encourages sick people to go outside and wastes vital resources which could be better spent treating severe cases.
That is 100% correct. Doing our best to keep that going.

> Americans have zero concept of civic duty or social responsibility.
Hey, actually go fuck yourself! I have been operating at autist levels of social responsibility for two months about this shit and informing literally every person I know. Don't talk shit about American or I'll kick your ass!

>To be in a community here you basically need to be an immigrant minority then you stick together.
Bullshit. Immigrants move here and in one generation they are loud, shitty, trashy wastes of society.
youtu.be/ZVvgrEm4FE4?t=29

This is literally the 300th time I have seen this post. Between the same copypastas and the local news fear porn about TP I feel like the toilet paper shortages aren't organic

gotta signal your conformity to the will of the goons, or else they'll target you for focused harassment
the real "sin" isn't not self-isolating, it's REFUSING them
ape degenerates with not a shred of Christian moral fiber, thinking yourself so important you can threaten people with death and violence and somehow that's in love of your enemy

nobody gonna comment on this wtf blehhhhhh

>Americans have zero concept of civic duty or social responsibility
>What the fuck is wrong with us?
DIVERSITY IS OUT GREATEST STRENGTH YOU FUCKING NAZIS!
But seriously, imagine 1950's or before and the response we'd have as a homogeneous high trust society
Never forget what (((they))) took from us

>nobody gonna comment on this wtf blehhhhhh
What exactly was he looking for in there?

Freedom to peacefully assemble, bitch.

This. It's quite embarrassing. Even look at the way anons treat each other. You would imagine with all of the info spread through this board, the concept of "no more brother wars" would make sense. But no, the world is full of self-indulged niggers and unfortunately there is no snapping them out of it.

people might realize the media whipped them into hysterics over the sniffles and stop trusting media
actually smart people already know the media for what it is. this is just women and liberals hyperfuckingventaliting because Trump broke their psyches 3 years ago and they've gone progressively more insane every moment since IT WAS HER TURN.

>We never had it. "Community"
Wrong. We had it before Jews made it illegal. White American communities existed and looked out for each other. We were always more individualistic than asians, or even most other European ethnicities, and we always had the blacks as a problem, but it wasn't always like this.
America was murdered by the kikes, and now they are doing the same to everyone else.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
1 roll per day? That's 7 days per week!

It's just a flu bro
>Armed guards force man with just a flu bro to stay home

Marshall Law, it is named after General Marshall from the civil war.

And it has nothing to do with eminem

it's because he pissed them off, not because there's any principle involved anywhere
if all of his neighbors were doing the same thing but hadn't pissed off the thugs, they'd still be sitting in front of his house with guns

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We should have military and cops on the streets with those temperature reading laser guns. If you’re caught outside with a fever you get executed on the spot.

Americans don’t care about their fellow citizens if we get sick we won’t give a shit I’ll go to the movies grocery store work whatever

Neato bandito! god save the Cheeto!

Can the cop shoot him if he tries to leave?

shut up commie; the only one who doesn't care about their communities or loved ones is you
imagine being a faggot

We defeated you in 1783.