Stocked up on cans

I’m the same way going out later to got one

Jealous cunt

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First off, use a knife instead of scissors.
Second, that looks like fucking cat food.

Didn't listen to Styx

You can make a can opener by crafting with 2 small rocks. Or use a knife or screwdriver. But, you'll lose some. Better luck next spawn. I'll see you in Cherno.

1. Use a knife, or fashion a can opening hook-styled tool from a decently thick piece of metal using plyers and file
2. Rub top of can on some kind of stone/rough surface and just pop it open that way.
I know this is bait, but if you can't figure out how to open a fucking can without asking, you're too low IQ to be in the human gene pool.

Wow, use a pocketknife, and look up how to do it the correct way online, cutting random gouges in the center of the can is not the way to go.

If you put the can on the stove top and turn it on the heat will loosen the seal and you can pop it off. Plus your food will be warm. Go try it user!

>forgot to renew can opener license
>went to sharp objects bureau to renew it
>it's closed due to the virus

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