Stocked up on cans

I’m the same way going out later to got one

Jealous cunt

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First off, use a knife instead of scissors.
Second, that looks like fucking cat food.

Didn't listen to Styx

You can make a can opener by crafting with 2 small rocks. Or use a knife or screwdriver. But, you'll lose some. Better luck next spawn. I'll see you in Cherno.

1. Use a knife, or fashion a can opening hook-styled tool from a decently thick piece of metal using plyers and file
2. Rub top of can on some kind of stone/rough surface and just pop it open that way.
I know this is bait, but if you can't figure out how to open a fucking can without asking, you're too low IQ to be in the human gene pool.

Wow, use a pocketknife, and look up how to do it the correct way online, cutting random gouges in the center of the can is not the way to go.

If you put the can on the stove top and turn it on the heat will loosen the seal and you can pop it off. Plus your food will be warm. Go try it user!

>forgot to renew can opener license
>went to sharp objects bureau to renew it
>it's closed due to the virus

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I've got about 20lb of these. Sell you one for ten dolla.

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>he didn't renew his COVID-19 immunity license

Lad...

Styx told you. That's about all, peace out.

Nigger go to the dollar store, nobody is panic buying can openers

Aww, I wanted to look smart by telling about how the lids come off if you rub them on concrete.

I don't mean to be an asshole, but I just pickled my first human being today.He was my neighbor, he noticed me skinning my dog in the back yard and started asking too many questions.
I have been accumulating salts, acetic acid and seasoning salts for half my life. And yes I AM going to eat you normies for lunch.

this user had the right idea, while people were stocking up on stuff they thought would become the currency, he stocked up on the stuff people would want to buy

y'all are so fukken smart...me life change forever

i get to eat cat food during the zombie attack...thank you Yas Forums

you will be okay, you dont have a starvation loicense

this

he's jealous of how fat and stupid you are?
I think not.

Guess you can't open her

smart people are jealous of stupid people...homer simpson taught me

is skinning canadian slang for brutally raping?

He’s going to slash his hand deep and bleed to death

Look how prisoners open cans.

No. Ialso can tell you think I'm joking. I wish that was true.
Get out of the cities if you can.
My survival instincts have changed me.

I don't live in the cities, Dahmerbro. I'm gonna make it just fine.

Laugh while you can. Soon you will need a loicense so you can make fun of the the Sharp Objects Bureau.

>not knowing you need an Anticipation of Future Needs License
ngmi

just stick the can in the microwave on high for 3 mins. Bingo.
Your welcome.

LEL

You can open it with old knife, screwdriver or hammer.

Most millennials don't, they wouldn't know to use one anyway.

This. It loosens up the seal quick, the lid will come off easily by hand.

>Be Prepared
OP definitely not a boyscout but definitely a faggot nevertheless.
now do your part to stop this board becoming /b2.0/ by anhero. faggot. you will not survive the purge.
>checked
you too

I love those. Hard to use at first but once you have the technique down they’re great.

I was afraid I had made the same mistake, checked my kitchen and realized I had an can opener still in unopened packaging. Thank god.

Was there a run on can openers at Bed Bath and Beyond? Is Amazon completely sold out?

Checked and this

This makes mustard gas.

I used to have a whole pack of those but I have no idea where they went.

How do you not have a can opener...?

>living in a third world country where cans don't have openers attached

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How exactly do onions cause infirmity?

How the fuck do people not own a can opener?

ARE YOU NEW TO THIS WEBSITE?

Here it's about 50/50 whether they have those or not.

You really dont have one of these around somewhere?

I'm so sorry friend I renewed by can opener and spoon licenses in January.
Plastic spoons are still legal so don't worry.

Mmmm i love eating rice with onions sauce

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they pretty prone to snapping off too

in the akira manga, there's a scene not in the movie where the colonel tells someone a story about an old woman who stockpiled cans, but starved because she didn't have a can opener.

It just comes off by itself.