/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2111 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 169,126 ► Died: 6,492

>NEWS
Spain police clears the streets, "Go back to your homes!"
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Germany to close borders with France, Austria, Switzerland
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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Serbia under lockdown, affecting 7 million people
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UK cancels "herd immunity" plan amid controversy
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>RESEARCH
23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Patients infectious after "recovery"
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
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>REMINDER
Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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>LATEST CASES
19:44: 1,228 new cases and 3 new deaths in Germany.
19:41: 1,452 new cases and 96 new deaths in Spain.
19:39: 924 new cases and 36 new deaths in France.
17:10: 3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths in Italy.
15:40: 232 new cases and 14 new deaths in the United Kingdom.
11:03: 1,209 new cases and 113 new deaths in Iran.
08:39: 10 new cases in Norway.

>MORE
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +25 (+10) Italy +3,590 (+368) Iran +1,209 (+113) S. Korea +76 (+3) Spain +1,452 (+96) Germany +1,214 (+2) France +924 (+36) US +678 (+6) Switzerland +842 (+1) UK +251 (+14) Netherlands +176 (+8) Sweden +79 (+1) Denmark +28 (+1) Japan +35 (+2) Greece +103 (+1) Australia +52 (+2) Philippines +29 (+3) Algeria +9 (+1) Hungary +2 (+1) Norway +141 Belgium +197 Austria +205 Malaysia +190 Qatar +64 Canada +65 Cze. Rep. +64 Portugal +76 Finland +19 Singapore +14 Slovenia +38 Bahrain +2 Israel +20 Iceland +14 Estonia +56 Ireland +41 H. Kong +7 Romania +16 Egypt +16 Poland +21 Iraq +14 S. Arabia +15 Indonesia +21 Thailand +32 India +12 Kuwait +8 Lebanon +6 UAE +13 Luxembourg +26 Chile +14 Peru +28 Russia +4 Slovakia +17 S. Africa +23 Taiwan +6 Vietnam +3 Pakistan +20 Bulgaria +10 Brunei +10 Croatia +10 Serbia +2 Mexico +17 Albania +4 Ecuador +9 C. Rica +8 Colombia +10 Georgia +3 Cyprus +7 Latvia +4 Morocco +10 Armenia +6 Bosnia +3 Azerbaijan +4 Moldova +11 Oman +2 Malta +3 Tunisia +2 S. Lanka +8 Afghanistan +5 Maldives +3 Cambodia +5 Lithuania +3 Macao +1 Faeroes +1 Jordan +9 Jamaica +2 Venezuela +8 Kazakhstan +3 Liechtenstein +3 Reunion +1 Ghana +4 Andorra +4 Rwanda +4 Guyana +3 Ivory C. +2 Ethiopia +3 Uzbekistan +4 B. Faso +1 Guam +3 Kenya +2 Seychelles +1 St. Lucia +1 Bahamas +1 Cen. Afr. Rep. +1 Congo +1… Total +12,524 (+669)

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>"COUUUUUUGHHHHHH"

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Listen here Jack, let me set you straight. This thing isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. Here's the deal, fat: if Cornflake Jackson says the Shanghai Shivers, "Ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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>surge of cases reported in broward county

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>Corona-chan Vending Machine
>v3: mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ

Send new coronas, I got unbanned after three days.

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COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~6,500

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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It was already the #1 film in Germany in 2016, made 20 million euro

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welcome_to_Germany_(2016_film)
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