/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2106 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Oh no oh nononono

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Swiss govt is probably going to lock down everyone in the next two days.

What's the best MRE to buy in bulk?

BASED

I love you

Uh oh

post it here you fucking thread splitter

Lmao this church in NC posted to come to service if you’re sick.

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Okay, seeing as many anons don't really know how testing works I'll explain
>How do we test for coronavirus?
Real-time quantitative Polymerase chain reaction (rt-qpcr) is used to basically take a sample from the person an make lots of copies of the viral RNA in it so that we can detect it and measure the amount (viral load). Animation of the process here
youtu.be/EaGH1eKfvC0
>What is needed for testing?
Materials to purify RNA, reverse transcriptase proteins, basic materials for DNA synthesis (nucleotides and stuff), a fluorescent probe, a thermocycler with fluorescence measuring equipment and the genetic sequence of the target virus.
>How much does it cost?
A thermocycler goes for 10k+ ameridollars in freedomland, the rest of the stuff is not very expensive, process can be mostly automated.
>If so what is a test kit and why are there limitations to testing capacity?
Tests kits are specialized equipment for one particular pathogen and so are quicker/easier to use for nurse lab monkeys and serve to avoid contamination. Speed of testing is dictated by A. Available testing facilities and thermocyclers (one rt-qpcr assay itself takes an hour + sample handling and preparation, can't really find info on how many people you can test per machine per run) B. Lack of reagents (particularly for RNA purification, seems like they are made in chinkland)
>What's with the false negatives?
Rt-qpcr tests are known to be prone to errors with emerging/rapidly mutating pathogens because of non-specific amplification, primer mismatch and other technical issues
>Why is the US getting JUST'D in tests per capita when compared to countries like South Korea?
Basically lack of organization and coordinated work between private and public labs (where privates have the most testing capacity and thus can jew you out of thousands of bucks for a test). Lack of centralized information sharing system. Lack of preparation for huge increase in demand for testing reagents.

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ahhh not this shit again im finna coom

- CONFIRMED -

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

YOU HAVE A ELECTED A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!

WHAT THE FUCK???

More sources:
cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

When do we see the looting and riots break out around the world?
Some idiots have to be getting sick of being shut inside and realizing that if everyone is at home the stores aren't being watched.

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Second wave when? Third wave when?

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Why is this happening bros

foxnews.com/world/chinese-deny-americans-coronavirus-drugs
>Communist Party is ratcheting up threats against the West, with a particularlynasty warning about access tolife-saving drugsaimed at the United States.
>Beijing bragged about its handling of Coronachan
>The disturbing threats made during a global pandemic as well as the scary consequences if that threat becomes real highlight just how tight China's grip is on the global supply chain
>has announced thefirst drug shortagerelated to the coronavirus, did not disclose which drugwas in short supply
>much of the manufacturing of life-saving drugs has moved overseas. The last American manufacturing plant to make a key component in penicillin shuttered in 2004
>supplying between 80 percent and 90 percent of U.S. antibiotics, 70 percent of acetaminophen and about 40 percent of heparin
>China has been busy casting itself in the role of global hero going so far as to demand a thank you for containing Coronachan
>"We should say righteously that the U.S. owes China an apology, the world owes China a thank you,"
archive.is/eB3jm

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You are loved!

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REMINDER

>NO MORE SPACE THE DEAD
NO MORE SPACE THE DEAD
>NO MORE SPACE THE DEAD
NO MORE SPACE THE DEAD

twitter.com/Kyruer/status/1239205516544487430?s=20

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Cyclist getting a fine for being caught outside the Quarantine?

fuckken based, fuck those wheeled niggers. Personally I would shoot them on sight.

>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA

AHAHAAHA

Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone.

but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.

The German Health Ministry confirmed a report that Trump
>“offered large sums of money”
to the German pharmaceutical company CureVac to agree to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

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>china aid to italy wasn't free, paid for
>included chinese traditional medicine
twitter.com/Kyruer/status/1239262520839483394

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uhhhh name

wtf i love china now

Why is toilet paper in high demand?

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Can I transport my counsiousness the fuck out of here?

I want to do something else.

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FOR*

FUCKING HAPPENING

argiebro, are we gonna die?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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how long until mass rape?

soon

BASED Bolsofans spreading corona.

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Wtf. I always knew religionfags are retarded but this is next level even for them.

> NO IMMUNITY, PERMANENT LUNG DAMAGE, STAYS WITH YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

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Based

you'll see

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Are we at risk just being outdoors? I get spraying disinfectant indoors, but why outdoor? Is it that resiliant? This is Seattle.

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>SHUT DOWN HAPPENING

Oh, what a news.

Don't go out

God bless Am*rica

A fucking classic. such a cuite and she seems so happy. God bless her

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sharting mutts

There will be a close down on Mexico? I have some rumors around that says so, but I cant confirm, I dont think ElCacas would do anything besides bitting and kissing childrens, but perhaps any of his minions has two brain cells to issue the emergency, anyone can confirm?

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this would have been good for the economy
stupid salty germans

Uh oh, guys...

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herd panic kicked in

I'm have gotten beyond disgusted at looking at Chinks on this Mongolian starfish probing board. Please delete. Thanks

got me thinking too...

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Oh yeah tremendously good Vaccine the tremendously smart Scientists they have over there in the Greatest Nation, and believe me America is so Great, it's greater than it's ever been in fact, we have a tremendously great Country and great People, so great.

>35 confirmed cases

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That's not Seattle. That's China.

Two American emergency-room doctors — one in Washington State and one in New Jersey — in critical condition with Covid-19
Meanwhile, Daniel Goldman, who as the top investigator for the House Intelligence Committee
played a leading role in the impeachment of President Trump, has tested positive with Covid-19

>The group has issued a new set of “sharia directives” that instruct followers to “cover their mouths when yawning and sneezing” and to wash their hands regularly

Is Corona-chan our ally?

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>US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US
Don't you mean Israel?

OWNED
>OWNED
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM

The German Health Ministry confirmed a report that Trump
>“offered large sums of money”
to the German pharmaceutical company CureVac to agree to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”

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shut up, simp

Kek went to the local dispensary here. I was the only patron and it's normally packed. Quickest in-out I've ever had and now have a tasty 1g cart of 90% pineapple express

How do we explain this? Number of new cases is dropping.

From
>coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html

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AMERICA FIRST, FAGGOT
> as if Trump didn't say that already

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Based schizofuel

retards don't know that washing your ass with soap and water is much more hygenic

How much longer until Lombardy collapses if it keeps spreading at this rate, without any outside support? Chinks promised some shit, did they deliver in the end?

Start spreading the news
I am leaving today
To get, the fuck out of it
New York, New York

This little chink flu
Could kill me in days
The bad cough is just the start of it
New York, New York

I want to wake up outside a city
Dying in heaps
not be just another to kill
a white soul to reap

When one lung or two
Start melting away
That's just the very start of it
In old New York

If it can make it there
It could kill me, anywhere
"It's just the flu"
New York, New York

Toilet paper is made in China. China is not making toilet paper right now. Once we run out we are out until China can make more toilet paper and ship it 6000 miles.

anglos don't have bidets

Ah yes, our ally indeed

to wipe your ass

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>reminder

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Based Germans saving Americans from becoming enemy of the world.

Everybody's shitting themselves

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

YOU HAVE A ELECTED A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!

WHAT THE FUCK?

More sources:
cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

haha wat een kankermongool

Easy. That website is shit and can't keep up.

We had 11,137 cases today and we still have several hours until midnight GMT

>UK +232
>UK 1,372 (35)
uh

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>twitter.com/Kyruer/status/1239262520839483394
PFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CHINK PROPAGANDA AT IT'S BEST
YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

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rip

Dumb ass bitches can't hit the #PhantomWipe
so they need multiple squares to clean up their nasty asses.

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The time is here brothers! Hail KEK

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A-user will you give me some toilet paper pwease? I didnt prepped uwu Id do anything!

1. Report unusual behavior.
2. Barricade your homes.
3. Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
4. Wait for official instructions.

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>Cyclist thinking rules and laws don't apply to them

Imagine my shock

based

That's what your mind's eye is for, silly. You can go anywhere or do anything you want! Once your body dies, that's what you'll be using from then on. Get practicing!

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Dogs with wings? So basically like Corona-chan, SARS with HIV components?

Hi Styx.
Are you keeping those cats to eat them if you run out of food?

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Because now whenever someone coughs, the nearest dozen people are gonna shit themselves.

Same thing

do croatians?

Friend in King County, WA is sick, along with family

Imagine posting this unironically.

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the ironic thing about this is that pic is my OC

Germany is doing well because they got so many free doctors and scientists and engineers for free in 2015. Every German should thank Syria, Middle East, and Africa.

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Bitch, that's just the rights.We would have poured billions into it.
How can it be monitized now? It will get no investment.

Dollar General in AL
everybody’s buying out the water

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I am immune.

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God's punishment.

Who?

>permanently infecting your population with a possible bioweapon is natural selection

>Leeds - 19
fuck

God will smite them for their hubris

und du MSM Opfer denkst wahrscheinlich noch es wäre schlecht wenn die größte pharmaindustrie der ganzen welt das patent hat und sie würden den impfstoff auch nicht exportieren.
volltrottel.

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(OP)
argiebro

usa curfew incoming amerifags get ready ..,,, Btw, this sounds more like martial law then virus control.

Gov. Andy Beshear said the state had to make the unusual move to protect others nearby.
A CORONAVIRUS patient in Kentucky has been placed under 24/7 armed guard after refusing to self-isolate.
Deputies are now stationed outside the 53-year-old man's house around-the-clock in Nelson County

the-sun.com/news/539494/coronavirus-kentucky-patient-self-isolate-armed-guard/

Hoboken, New Jersey announces daily 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. curfew in effort to stop coronavirus

Teaneck, New Jersey, mayor asks all residents to self-quarantine and to only leave their home for food or medicine - WABC

usnews.com/news/best-states/new-jersey/articles/2020-03-14/2-week-suspension-of-nj-municipal-court-sessions-announced

Puerto Rico’s governor, Wanda Vázquez, is closing all businesses except supermarkets, pharmacies, gas stations and banks
and is instituting a curfew from 9 p.m. to 5 a.m. until at least March 30

Dr. Anthony Fauci urges a 14-day “national shutdown” as coronavirus spreads
U.S. citizens would have to make personal sacrifices and comply with government guidelines to avoid a “worst-case scenario.”

washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/15/anthony-fauci-urges-coronavirus-national-shutdown/

City Council members have begun calling on Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo and Mayor Bill de Blasio to close restaurants and bars.
Andrew Cuomo to President Trump: Mobilize the Military

Toilet paper is made in America. Packaging for it might be in China, though

>THIS IS NATURAL SELECTION
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Imagine the smell

STOP SPAMMING THREADS HANS
Nobody cares about your ""vaccine"", there is no coronavirus vaccine

>I just went to a crowded Red Robin and I'm 30.
>It was delicious, and I took my sweet time eating my meal. Because this is America. And I'll do what I want.
why are normalfags like this?

>buying water
What happened to good old-fashioned wells?

da

Corona-chan delusion is real

OMG I'm laughing so fucking hard rn

>post yfw all the rich white hebrewwood liberals die because they refuse to use vaccines/meds made/developed by old white men

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does the virus transmit through semen?

why are they so fricking evil?

>Deus Ex was right again

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Imagine this being his main concern in the middle of an international crisis

china numbers compared to non-china numbers
we might be getting bamboozled lads

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WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT FOR TRUMP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

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>PERÚ 71 CASES
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KARMA! XDDDD

you wanna find out bby? ;)

>All male, all old, and all white
Said the old white male.

yeah theyre not doing anything up here. were kinda just coping

i want to suck your blood

can you fags start spamming lookner something to piss him off? I want to see another freak out

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THE CORONA FANDOM IS DYING, REINFECT IF YOU'RE A TRUE FAN

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thanks for it
and
based

user your gonna give everyone here yellow fever

>Why is toilet paper in high demand?
A US medical worker 32 years old and having no underlying conditions
"Diarrhea, "Diarrhea, "Diarrhea,

A US medical worker who tested positive for the new coronavirus said his condition is 'getting worse' every day,
despite being 32 years old and having no underlying conditions

"The virus is everything," James Cai told WCBS."Diarrhea, "Diarrhea, "Diarrhea,
watery eyes, shortness of breath, chest pain, you name it. High fever."
The 32-year-old medical worker said he believes he was infected at a medical
conference held at a hotel in Times Square the weekend before he was taken to the emergency room.

businessinsider.com/coronavirus-us-medical-worker-condition-getting-worse-every-day-2020-3
10% of people are getting severe "Diarrhea , thus the rush to buy TP

just you or do all balkans have them?

they aren't that retarded

That's the funniest shit I've seen all week.
Thanks bro.

Thousands of people dying and amerifags still shoehorn identity politics into everything. Truly amazing

Stephen King is all coked up, all perverted and all retarded.

Oh yeah cant wait for some shitskin in africa to get a vaccine before people with jobs in the USA.

>might

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!!! CONFIRMED !!!

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

YOU HAVE A ELECTED A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!

WHAT THE FUCK???

More sources:
cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

AHHH WTF BROS I THOUGHT CANADA WAS SAFE NOW EVERYTHING IS CANCELLED AND STORES ARE EMPTY IT’S $50 DOLLERINOS FOR 16 ROLLS OF TP

yes, unfortunatly you have to stop sucking dicks now faggot.

>In general, we don’t know of any reason to think COVID-19 will pose a difference in risk between type 1 and type 2 diabetes.
>In general, people with diabetes are more likely to experience severe symptoms and complications when infected with a virus.
>The problem people with diabetes face is primarily a problem of worse outcomes, not greater chance of contracting the virus
diabetes.org/diabetes/treatment-care/planning-sick-days/coronavirus

native americans are going to be wiped out, maybe 10% of them will die?

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lol

April will be 10x worse than March

Check em

>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade you homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.

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lol you saved the thumbnail moron

100% fake news.
only source is a german journalist but no official US WH statement? Yeah fuck off Hans.

We're about to get a curfew.

Rest of the world has now surpassed number of cases in China.

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do you not have taps?

yawn ,call me when theres mass death

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Interesting to see the uber conspiracy folk split into 2 opposite groups. Usually they are mostly in agreement.
So one group thinks it's the end of the world
The other thinks it's a big fat hoax

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How's Tedros?

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upgraded

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lol who else here has friends and familyt hat talked shit about them back in January for alarmism and are now looking at them for what they should do?

almost every european country has them thanks to the french

Yeah, naw. Fuck off Boris and your gang of Nurglites from infecting this board and thread. The God Emperor Protects

You're never going to wake up the normies with reasoning, only a dead in their house or a soldier beating their social addict ass back to their place would work

Reminder that even Goku died to a virus

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to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”
you don't need exclusiv right for that

you are just evil.
whole nation is thinks that at this point
whole europe thinks you are evil

Thank you for this Jack

Not until we get to phase two, they should really close the borders tho because all cases except one where from people coming from other countries.

Shut the fuck up Germanfag
You can't make that vaccine without us.
Trump will destroy your dumb vaccine unless you give it to us.

dog with wings eh? a little on the nose with that chimera imagery
the shows only just getting started boys

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I don't think he even realises that this is only the beginning and we're gonna be in this for a while 4 to 6 months at least

>German ministry of health is no source

NOW

...and i'll start with (you)

bleh

>drinking tap water
Kys

There isn't even a vaccine for SARS and MERS and it's been over a decade. Why would a random German lab be closer to a cure than anyone else? Also why would the President of the US contact them? This is fucking stupid

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foxnews.com/health/fda-announces-coronavirus-related-drug-shortage-us
>(FDA) announced the firstCoronachan relateddrug shortage in the U.S., but did not reveal which product is being affected and said there are alternatives currently available to patients
>“We will do everything possible to mitigate the shortage.”
>The drug was among a list of 20 that the FDA had previously identified as possibly being impacted
>“The scenario of the coronavirus reaching multiple countries, if not all countries around the world, is something we have been looking at and warning against since quite a while.” -WHO nigger
>Iranian leaders were quick to dismiss worries over the virus and even accused the U.S. of trying to spread fear “We have no plan to quarantine any district or any city,”
>His comments come as the country’s health minister and Masoumeh Ebtekar, vice president for women and family affairs, were both diagnosed with the virus.
archive.is/EBxPO

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>implying germans aren't the biggest coomers of the world

we pumped so much that the water table dropped below all the old wells. now they just hook up city water

Because China are a bunch of liars.

theweek.com/speedreads/900488/chinas-coronavirus-recovery-all-fake-whistleblowers-residents-claim

Lol if this is true were just gonna steal it and kill the scientists like we always do

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>president just announced an emergency state due to corona
Guys please tell me it's gonna be okay. I'm scared

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Apparently unis in UK are finally suspending lectures. Or at least, mine is

I'm comfy as fuck. Just waiting for society to collapse enough for boogaloo to occur without repercussions

Kill all sons 'a bitches.
That's my 'ficial instructions.

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>three branches will become one

SARS-CoV caused SARS
SARS-CoV-2 causes "COVID-19"

Hmm...

HE FAILED BIG TIME

KEK

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>living in a country where tap water is not drinkable

3rd world pls

For those of you wondering how long it'd take for a lockdown to start paying dividends, the answer seems to be "about 3 weeks assuming good enforcement and identification of infected", which also roughly correlates to what we saw out of Daegu in Korea.

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Peru has now 71 confirmed cases

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 21 (TWENTY-ONE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 21 (TWENTY-ONE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 21 (TWENTY-ONE) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

YOU HAVE A ELECTED A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

More sources:
cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

Outstanding

Whoops

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Send this, retwitt this on social media.

twitter.com/donni__69/status/1239245890847637506

BTFO Just a Flu

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hows your HP sauce reserves bruv?

Herd panic in full swing.

I'm enjoying the emptier streets and gym facility.

Went to a rink earlier. Had the entire ice to myself.

Shit was so cash money.

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As if that was different before
Nobody liked the trump administration, not even us russkilovers in the east

This! I have had diarrhea since 4 days now. Fuck this „just a fever and cough“ shit.

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excellent, timing my puts accordingly

youtu.be/Dsx4pVjUth0?t=10587
>Illuminati-esque ritualistic visuals
>"Not everyone is coming to the future, not everyone that's here is gonna last" while pointing at the European audience
>Religious leaders laughing in the background
>"They are so naive, they think we are not aware of their crimes"
>People wearing gas masks falling down one by one on scene
>Ends with the text WAKE UP
Just gonna post this again

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>twitter.com/Kyruer/status/1239262520839483394
the linked source site isn't a real news outlet at all

This is a nothing burder. When are you NEETs going to stop spending so much time on this garbage?

>still going to the gym
retard

disgusting chinkoid

Stephen King:
>Trump isn't diverse enough in a national emergency
Me:
>That car wasn't moving fast enough

People are retarded and have to believe there's hope coming soon

feel free to use this image

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Bold of you to assume a student has the money to stock

Woah wow!
I don't give a shit

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France numbers when?

Wait fuck shit it's actually happening fuck shit fuck.Hope I don't die before everything crumbles.

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Post her sex videos for fucks sake.
She has way better stuff.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAA

>tfw we will never get a sequel

are you retarded? Only like 3 people in shit countries without money have SARS and MERS. DO you even capitalism? they are spending all recources on corona right now

Lots of proxy shilling as germans tonight.
hope that 50cents buys you a shallow grave chink nigger

>mostly low population density areas
>barely any testing
>niggers in charge
>expecting same amounts of confirmed cases

you dense motherfucker

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>simp

do you even know what that word means?

STOP SPAMMING FAGGOT HANS
NOBODY CARES, NO VACCINE EXIST FOR CORONAVIRUS

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FUCK......................

maybe its worth getting the virus for those TIDS

Thank you user. You saved my life.

archive.is/BKwoZ

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sve ce biti u redu srbro :)

They will run out of coffins eventually. Then it will be mass burial/burnings with no funeral.

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yes, thats true, but you need a full lockdown like china did - so no one can enter stores without a mask. Wont happen in europe or us.

Oh man anyone one else remember the pasta fag slurping the CCPs microbe is this board. Probably was a Chang but still too funny

>that intense knocking sound at the end

Yas Forums will let you talk about Corona all day long everyday but if you bring up 3%rs or the recent murder of YungQuant / D.S.L. the jannies are shutting that shit down fast...

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GIB

Wait for official instruction my ass.

Kill all sonsabitches; that's my official instruction.

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There has not been a vaccine for SARS because no one bothered to search for it in a while

There are too much fucking people on this Earth God bless Corona-chan o/

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>Oh no oh nononono

Coronavirus patients in Spain forced to stay in their homes by TERROR cops in hazmat suits

the-sun.com/news/507166/coronavirus-patients-in-spain-forced-to-stay-in-their-homes-by-terror-cops-in-hazmat-suits/

>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA

AHAHAAHA

Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone.

but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.

The German Health Ministry confirmed a report that Trump
>“offered large sums of money”
to the German pharmaceutical company CureVac to agree to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”

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This is why a government should be like a father treating the people as children. They are children, they don't know what's best for themselves, you have to tell them what to do, not ask them what they want.

Bill Gates created coronavirus and this thread is AUTO SAGING:

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>tfw this is a front from that same korean death cult

>waaaah your president only cares about your people's health not my people's health
Good.

So, how many million people are in lockdown in europe now?

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OH NO AMERIBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

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So what would happen to me as a 23 year old if I get the wuflu?

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+901 cases, +29 deaths

did i not read that one of the symptoms was diarreah? the whole world is infected

agreed tarkhun san

Mexico City Airport with people from Europe trying to connect to the US

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you just ruined all the schizo boomers nappy poos for a month.

Will rural areas in the U.S. fare better in the outbreak?

I'm living in a small town in Carbon County Pennsylvania, not dense at all, spread out, and a lot of hospitals in the area. I checked a local hospital in Lehighton, PA and it wasn't packed or busy at the moment.

>post screenshot with Chang chicken scratch
>says it’s Seattle

Come on user

this

haha vaccine printer go brrrr

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Anybody knows how to do a diy ventilator?

Africans are immune

ahaha holy shit wtf is that pic

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such great allies americans...

that's not even true is it? he was surrounded by women and poos in his speech on fri

humanity should just take the hit and accept that ~5% of its population will die. and not shit the bed in the process. an offering to mother nature, if you will.

only so trump could look cool for vaccinating the US people as a desperate attempt to save his presidency

>not going to the gym while you still can
>not going to the gym when there's hardly anyone there
>implying touching face EVER after touching public equipment

Only retard is u.

SERBIA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY

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Based Bill

no, i won't. the whole worlds needs to know, what this psychopath would be willing to do to get reelected by his amerimutts.

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

YOU HAVE A ELECTED A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!

WHAT THE FUCK???

More sources:
cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

death

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Where are the tests
Why isn't the USA being tested as much as Korea

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>Africans are immune
No they are too poor and disorganized to perform mass testing.

gusch und sauf deine mischung du fette sau

Wondered the same. They will soon give up on lining everyone up in nice wooden coffins at that rate... i also thought they were supposed to cremated people who had the virus?

I'm gonna cooooom... those tits make me weak.

timestamp?

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probably nothing, friend. Im 24 and healthy, no underlying conditions.

i imagine it would be horrible to go through though, a long drawn out Flu.
what scares me more are these unconfirmed reports of it resurfacing and damaging your lungs more.

not sure if thats true yet

invasion of kosovo and bosnia when?

HOMEGYM MASTERRACE

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So this is the power of the herd immunity strategy. *slow claps*, bravo Boris, ye numbskull.

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Hi brothers, I can finally talk again =)

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This is the first time in my adult life I've felt angsty enough to really enjoy black metal again so that's cool

jebali smo svi jeza u ledja
ako nisu mogle 10x bogatje drzave mogle da prezive kako cemo mi

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98% death rate confirmed

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I thought it was awfully silent around this case...

that sheep is kinda sexy

youtube.com/watch?v=ZchBy1ReFic
Someone in my neighborhood starting blasting this song.
People went out to their balconies and clapped all together, people from several blocks.

I don't know why, but I started crying real hard. Hadn't happened to me in a long while.

Noting a massive influx of newfags into these threads. Please lurk 500 /cvg/ threads before posting newfaggots

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Also because SARS was easy to treat. Still why would some random lab in Germany be any closer to a cure than anywhere else.

"remember, no russian"

Anyone trying to fly right now needs to get shot. Any planes in the air need to get hit with a stinger

Not gonna lie lowkey schadenfreude now that Americans are in full panic mode.

You guys talked too much shit.

he failed and we all know it
lifes are more important than his presidency
I am honestly disappointed

COME JOSEPHINE IN MY FLYING MACHINE

UP SHE GOES!

UP SHE GOES!

PERU IS KILL

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permanent lung damage

Ah yes Seattle with Chinese tik tok account.

The fucking anti-trump shilling that just started out of fucking nowhere like five days ago is so disgustingly fucking blatant.

Around 3:00:33 is when it starts getting weird

Vid of people trying to get their weed before closure nu.nl/279628/video/lange-rijen-voor-coffeeshops-na-aankondiging-sluiten-horeca.html?redirect=1

>ako nisu mogle 10x bogatje drzave mogle da prezive kako cemo mi
jer smo mi dinarid masterrace

I trust our government. They base their actions on a solid scientific advise, not knee-jerk reactions of the rest of the world.

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We should assassinate the team for their refusal.

your peepee will fall off

No one cares what you think.

Some chinamen wanted to eat bat and nature ran its course.

Alternatively, someone was fucking around with viruses in a lab and made an oopsie.

sadly this is true

It isn't. Germany's whole government is one giant fuck up. They will lie and do lie about just anything to fulfill Kalergi.

You can wipe your ass with anything.

Source?

>everyone who dislikes a kike is a shill

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Guten Tag fren

>Italy +3,590 (+368)
Its not getting any better, huh?

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50 loonies eh?

Ovo a i odosmo svi na selo.

Biggest happening of our lifetime. People want to see everybody crash and burn.

>ITS A HOAX FOLKS!
>global pandemic and economic meltdown
yeah ok

This post describes it as an unusually large virus shaped like large toroid. Not corona-chan.

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come on perru! I did my best doing this stupid graphic, you don't need that crap

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

YOU HAVE A ELECTED A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!

WHAT THE FUCK???

More sources:
cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

He's Jew