Anyone who claims to care about the Planet should switch to using bidets now...

It never touched my hand. The head is longer exactly so that you can keep showering the inner ass while your hand is on the outer rim on the moon.

>That moment when you scoop a non-digested peanut out of your asshole with a little bit of peanut paste and it makes you think back of the time where snickers was still mass-produced before the apocalypse.

>2020
>not just pooping in the shower
brb squatting posture over the drain for healthy natural BMs
brb saving the environment
brb getting cleaner while you shit - one of life's great paradoxes

>he needs more than one wipe
Fix your fucking diet

Are you some kind of faggot

USA has a waste water problem?
Ask corporations how much toxic shot they dump in the water.

You could be like the project niggers, sell your toilet for crack money, then try to shit into the hole.

>Eat the bugs, user
>Sleep in the pods, user
>Accept more immigrants, user
>Forget ever having a pension, user
>You can no longer wipe your ass, user. Try this supersoaker
NO! The line must be drawn here. This far but NO further. I shall wipe my ass with the softest roll in the land and you can't stop me, you authoritarian bastards!
I'll take you all down with me!

This minus the shower, it takes too long and I already have one per day.

fuckin based