Anyone who claims to care about the Planet should switch to using bidets now...

Anyone who claims to care about the Planet should switch to using bidets now. Can you imagine how much trees die only so that you can wipe your ass?! Why aren't Greta/Naomi fans pushing this?

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bidet doesn't get rid of the crusty stuff

(OP)

Only human-vermin wipe their asses with nothing but toilet paper and then just go about their business.

There's only one way to properly clean yourself after a BM. It's a 4-step process.

Toilet paper, wet wipes, bidet, shower.

And you have to clean the inside of the rectum, not just the anus.

I've been doing it that way my whole life, long before this corona bullshit.

It’s extremely frustrating how something so simple and logical is dismissed by all sides

feet

Yeah, but wont people just start complainning about the already existing wastewater problem?

okay now so you use the bidet.

Isn't the water running down your hands and therefor covering your hands in shit?

Patrician and 100% agreed.

paper is environmentally friendly. when trees get cut down you just plant more, dummy

1. False.
2. Why do you allow your shit to get crusty in the first place?

It never touched my hand. The head is longer exactly so that you can keep showering the inner ass while your hand is on the outer rim on the moon.

>That moment when you scoop a non-digested peanut out of your asshole with a little bit of peanut paste and it makes you think back of the time where snickers was still mass-produced before the apocalypse.

>2020
>not just pooping in the shower
brb squatting posture over the drain for healthy natural BMs
brb saving the environment
brb getting cleaner while you shit - one of life's great paradoxes

>he needs more than one wipe
Fix your fucking diet

Are you some kind of faggot

USA has a waste water problem?
Ask corporations how much toxic shot they dump in the water.

You could be like the project niggers, sell your toilet for crack money, then try to shit into the hole.

>Eat the bugs, user
>Sleep in the pods, user
>Accept more immigrants, user
>Forget ever having a pension, user
>You can no longer wipe your ass, user. Try this supersoaker
NO! The line must be drawn here. This far but NO further. I shall wipe my ass with the softest roll in the land and you can't stop me, you authoritarian bastards!
I'll take you all down with me!

This minus the shower, it takes too long and I already have one per day.

fuckin based

>Fix your fucking diet
because average wop men are such great beacons of health, right luigi?

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Trees take a long time to grow, double digiter

shit harder

I'd eat her shit

>bare legs
DROPPED

We don’t cut down natural forest anymore wood and paper products are farmed

based

Trees are a crop, just like corn or wheat.

We grant them reverance because they grow slowly and get tall, but what if some of them are just weeds?

>double digiter
ironic

they are a renewable resource and tree farming exists, ya dingus

But I don’t care though

>248277845
what a retard

Why would I want to pollute water when I can just smear it around with toilet paper?

Yeah but water doesn't take 10yrs to grow merifat

Water is pumped with electricity. What will your bidet be for when the water stops flowing?

Also this is an obvious slide thread

imagine the SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

thats the most pretentious cover story for anal masturbation i've ever seen

>I'd eat her shit
of course you would, Shmeigel...shes a JAP

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Why are Americans retarded?

Who is this European goddess?

that's a XS in the USA, tho

>feet
10/10 on all counts

90° wrong retard.

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tree farms and your ignorance on how theyve streamlined renewable efficiency with different aged sections aside, hemp is a superior source of toilet paper, unfortunately retarded christcuck sentiments and industry propaganda has taken this from us as a staple crop

Or you can just use water.

You don't need machines to cut down water, you don't need trucks to transport water
Bidets are the most environmentally friendly opinion

water without a soapy scrub is unhygienic
scrubbing with your bare hand is unhygienic, disposable paper is needed for a civilized ass cleaning

water without a soapy scrub is unhygienic
scrubbing with your bare hand is unhygienic, disposable paper is needed for a civilized ass cleaning

>thinks water is unhygienic
>somhow thinks dry paper is hygienic
American education everyone

no, learn to read english jagjeet
>water without a soapy scrub is unhygienic
>scrubbing with your bare hand is unhygienic, disposable paper is needed for a civilized ass cleaning

you need soap, water, and a scrubbing material or you cannot properly clean your ass
toilet paper is essential

You don't get soap or water with tp you fucking brainlet
If you need soap that much just use it, modern bidets blow your arse dry

Washlets >bidets

typically we use wet wipes which are basically a thicker woven paper with soap on them. poor fags use wet tp and soap if they want a clean asshole

spraying water onto shit then blowing it dry with no wipe does not remove all the fecal matter from your skin, keep your shitty ass

go ahead, smell your ass after just spraying it with a bidet, your ass will still reek, this is because your ass still has fecal matter on it, asses dont smell like this when clean

This

Greta’s bidet cam should be monetized - for charity

Well done fucking up the sewer system you fucking bellend

I'm not going to eat the bugs or stick a hose up my ass or drive a golf kart just because you want to overpopulate the world with niggers.

>hurrr durrr let me regurgitate this meme
regardless of the validity of your false meme, you cannot clean your ass without soap and a wipe with water, omit any of these and youre not cleaning your ass

dont move the goalposts

>Washlets
Those things are like an automatic car wash for anus

You sit on the bidet, put water on your asshole, put soap on your asshole, rub it, rinse it and you're done
I never bought tp ever since I moved out, the truth is that ameriniggers shart 5 times a day and you're nasty as fuck (see walking indoor with shoes)

and what do you scrub it with?

Clogging the sewers isn't a meme, you're probably one of those retards that flush nappies as well
This guy gets it

Do you have hands? Did they cut off your fingers because of beetus?

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