My parents think that COVID-19 is a hoax to destroy Trump

sadly enough, a lot of boomers think this right now and are refusing to follow the recommendations like isolating. My folks are only just starting to take it seriously now, I've been telling them since January they needed to end their fucking boomer vacation in Florida early, get back to their home, stock up on groceries and ride it out. They didn't wanna listen and told me it was all no big deal and just the media trying to tank the economy to fuck over Trump.

Election season is great, you know?
There's always a virus preventing people from gathering in public.
Sometimes you can use that shit to your advantage.

Take them to a nice restaurant downtown sit next to someone who is possibly coughing, later take a stroll on the street and find a large gathering and just join them, you can even go to store and get supplies don't forget to shake heads and stop to talk with anybody you meet.

Once they start getting the fucking headaches ask them if they think is real or not.

T. I had the headaches

>My parents think that COVID-19 is a hoax to destroy Trump.
They're not entirely wrong.
COVID-19 was unleashed because of Chink incompetence. So it's very real.
But it WILL be used as a weapon against Trump.
- Trump stops all flights from Chinkland to limit the spread of this crud in the US?
>HOW RAYCISS TRUMP IS!!!
- Trump does nothing to limit the spread of this crud?
>HOW INCOMPETENT TRUMP IS!!!
Mother fucking Marxists WILL use the Brack Prague against the President - no doubt. They already have.
>How do I convince them it's real?
Show them leaked vids from Iran - the Iranians are at the point where they're stacking bodies and bulldozing mass graves...
Show them vids leaked from Chinkland - of people being welded into their shithole apartments, bodies laying on the sidewalk, etc...
This shit is real - and I'm the biggest fucking skeptic I know.
ONigger sold it or gave it to the Chinks. That, or that fucking Jew at Harvard did. The Chinks never fucked with anything like bioweapons before, and all their stolen documents are likely in English, so there was probably a problem there - they don't speekie da Eengerish so well.
They tried weaponizing it, fucked up - because they're incompetent - and now it's broken containment. Then they fucked up the quarantine.
Nice job, Chinks and Globalists.
Plus, show them this post along with the vids. I'm probably the same age as your parents, give or take a few years... Veteran, skeptic and a prepper... and this shit ain't no hoax.

Covince then to update their will naming you as sole beneficiary on all assets including life insurance.

banned ?

Let me explain something to you about this virus:

In my country, Canada, with a very high rate of 13.5 intensive care beds per 100,000 people, we'll just give us a couple extra ones and round up to 14.

Now let's say we have a sudden outbreak of COVID19, affecting 1% of a city of 100,000 - which is 1000 people. Of these 1000 sick people current data from China says 3.5% of cases will become so severe the patient will need ICU, however current data from Italy is saying that 8% needs ICU and rising, and that number is even higher in Lombardy. But lets just say 3.5% need ICU just like China. 3.5% of an outbreak of 1% of a population of 100,000 is 35 people needing ICU.

As you can see, a small 1% outbreak of the most mild possible will result in 35 people requiring what is a total 14 ICU beds. If the number of severe cases rises to 10% like in Lombardy, the number needing ICU beds rises to 100… but we only have 14.

Also remember that not all of those 14 beds are empty, as the population is still getting sick and injured from all the other normal things of life. The total number of hospital beds in Canada is 252 per 100,000 people. The average occupancy rate is 91% (global average is 75%) - so at any given time there are 229 full and 23 empty hospital beds. As you can see, hospitals in Canada don’t even have enough beds of any kind even just for the severe cases of this small 1% outbreak.

Current Chinese data says patients in ICU will stay there up to a month. Current experts are estimating that 50-70% the population will get the virus. If 25% of Canada’s population gets it within a one month window at a 5% severe case rate that will mean 1250 life threatening cases fighting over 252 hospital beds and 14 ICU beds, which are already 91% occupied.

It doesn't take an expert to see that this is an apocalyptic tier scenario and why governments and experts are absolutely freaking the fuck out over it.

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Just because it’s not real doesn’t mean it isn’t a happening.

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This nigga fucks.

How do we make this mainstream thought among Trump supporters?

I have headaches but that's not a symptom of corona as far as I can tell. Coughing seems to be the dead giveaway.

Your only option is to wait until one dies then get up in the survivors face and say, doesn't look like a hoax to me, eh cunt?

You sound like a faggot who lurks social.media for 8 hours a day. No sources. Everything you say is bass on hearsay or what you saw someone else type

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U .

You'll never be able to reason with those types of people. It might pain you to admit it, but your parents are retards.

I voted Trump and will vote again if it's him v Biden, but to believe that this is all an anti-Trump hoax takes a special level of stupidity seen only in cults.

The best you can hope for is use the socratic method on them to get them to see how absurd their point of view is, but even that might not work.

Sp they believe the elites really have this much power where they are shutting down hundreds of countries economies and basically crippling all trust in government's ability to protect their citizens...but they can't rig a simple election to defeat Trump?

They can't have Trump die of a random heart attack?

They have the power to shut down the entire planet, but they can't rig an election...ok.

This all stems from idiots like King Boomer Bill Mitchell

American MSM definitely has that agenda.

But Trump wouldn’t have banned all travel to Europistan and Chinkland and the CDC wouldn’t have put out a 300,000 to 1.5 million American deaths figure if this wasn’t a threat.

Let the virus kill them.

>How do I convince them it's real?
get virus and die, ill wait

Mass graves. Dead bodies. Iranian government lying their ass off over how many are dead:

eutimes.net/2020/03/video-leak-from-iran-shows-hundreds-of-coronavirus-dead-while-they-officially-say-they-have-only-66/

>B-but that's not a credible sour-
Yeah, fuck you faggot. You want to refute all the fucking video footage? Then take it up with them, asshole.

Mother fuckers like you just dish ad hominems - hurling abuse in order to attempt discrediting someone. Old Marxist shit is old, ass wagon.

Tell you what, cock nostril - howabout you go point by point and refute every single source listed at the link above instead of just throwing insults?
You fuckin won't - you pieces of Leftist dog shit never do. Demand sources and then pooh-pooh/hand-wave away the source as "not credible" because it didn't come from one of those cock-gobbling blow dried assholes on the alphabet networks...

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>How do I convince them it's real?
Try showing them a bunch of rumors, hearsay and twitter/facebook screencaps or Yas Forums posts. It should help if you use a lot of made up babytalk words they won't understand. If all else fails or they ask you for sources, call them boomers and ask them to bring you more chicken tendies.

could the mass graves be from medicine shortages though?

enjoying your doom boner?

nobody has time to refute the voices in your head take your meds faggot

well Trump himself is giving daily conferences on it, I don't know what more can be done.

It’s just the flu duckweed.
You Liberals think that we are all just going to start hating Trump and love Bernie, Joe and Hilldawg because something China did?
Go fuck yourselves you greasy Communist.
You are red pilling even the most hardened Progressives.
You really have fucked yourselves politically for at least 30 years.

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Jabbering butt-plug.
Who called it? THIS GUY! WOOT!
>Me: howabout you go point by point and refute every single source listed at the link above instead of just throwing insults?
You fuckin won't - you pieces of Leftist dog shit never do.
Fuck you and your (You)s...

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its a hoax
not to destroy trump, but definitely to further political agenda

You again?
Your sources are garbage. A fucking twitter post? LMAO. Get fucked, brainlet.
This is what happens when you're unable to evaluate information on your own; any "source" out there can just open up your brain and take a nice, steamy shit inside.

You can't. The time has come for their kind to die.

Make your peace with that reality, user.

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>could the mass graves be from medicine shortages though?
You mean antivirals?
Nobody has a working antiviral for this shit yet...

>hurrr durr muh dem vs rep dichotomy

retarded boomer who is so blinded by decades of television he has no idea whats going on detected

Boomers in the best of times are stuck in a pretty deep normalcy bias, I remember my coworkers talking about how they were going to pick up some hand sanitizer on the way home from work on Friday, like it's been gone for 3 weeks now lmao.

just spend more time here, 90% of this board are zoomers trying to convince everyone it's real.

There's no video in your source.

amazing that america is refusing to acknowledge this virus just because they think it's a conspiracy against trump
yeah those govts of other nations are in on this too right, what an elaborate prank
Yas Forums is lika a neet continuing to shut himself in his room while his house is burning down, "it's just a ruse to get me out of my room and get a job"

oh no i can get a common cold more than once and i will die 10 years earlier than i should we are so fucked .
eat shit retard

hey wanna fuck about pimple dick? i'll meet you at walmart and shootify your shit brains out lets go cock nostril

Strawman.
Dude never mentioned Dems or Reps.
You did.
He said:
>liberals, communists, progressives
Nothing about political party affiliation.
Disagree with him re: It's just the flu.
Shit was engineered. Weaponized, or at least they tried to. Probably not finished yet.

>I don't know how to work the scroll wheel on my mouse.

You don't have to. When shit hits the fan they'll understand it themselves.

hes clearly taking sides in the puppet show you nonce

Actually it's like a ruse to get all normies to shutter themselves in their rooms like neets
It's a fucking psyop

Sometimes I think the schizo and conspiracy posting here gets out of hand but then I see the shit my parents read on facebook and watch on cable news. How did they go from telling little me to not believe everything I see on TV to brainlessly believing every post they read on social media? The world wonders.

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>hes clearly taking sides in the puppet show you nonce
Well, being as OP's remarks clearly indicate his parents believe the Marxists will "take sides" (already have) and use this to attack the President, I don't see the problem...
I'M taking sides as well - I hate the mother fucking Left. Gutless shit weasels that they are.
And how does this somehow zero out your Strawmanning?

some boomer was telling my cousin that covid was built in a CIA lab

fuck these boomers

OP is living proof that boomers >>>> zoomers

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>i hate the left so im gonna suck globohomo cock endlessly
retard approach

Jusr run with it.

If they manage to inject it up his ass, maybe.

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It is, I'm in a fucking lockdown so Biden can be the next US president.

Imagine being more hysterical than your boomer folks

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at this point, anything the media covers so strongly and pretty much commercializes it sounds like a large scam, not saying it's not real, but it can't be a coincidence, it was made by someone to achieve certain goals and gain benefits.

Nice

>How do I convince them it's real?

just tell them it's real that they are trying to destroy trump

Wow

Because the treasonous Left is beneath contempt doesn't mean I support globohomo you fucking DUNCE.

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Die from it.
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Like seriously do em a favour and die.

You madman

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>iran is bad
Fuck off kike?

What about Israel, huh?

Remember Urban Moving Systems?

#MAGAwithDACA motherfucker

parents are right, so kys

your parents are half right at least

It’s an instrument used intentionally to damage the Presidents chances for re-election. It’s also a respiratory virus with a 1% CFR that the anti-trump media is trying to make people believe is closer to a 10% CFR.

Show em bill gates talking about it 4 years ago
youtu.be/6Af6b_wyiwI

This

supporting one arm of traitorous globalzog puppets to spite the other is retarded and the most blind boomer golem thing ever

Dad in-law is flying to Orlando for golf on Tuesday. Is he gonna die?

>His most effective tool his rallies

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>Unless your opinion is exactly the same as mine, you're wrong.
Go fuck yourself.

It's not ENTIRELY a hoax, there is a virus that exists, it makes people sick, etc, but it isn't nearly as lethal as some are trying to depict.

Most of the numbers are being thrown around are FAKE and GAY, and the more dangerous part you have to worry about is the panic surrounding the virus and all the opportunity it presents to all governments to tighten control over their citizens.

no but unless you reject globalzog and their puppets you are serving globalzog and their puppets

its not even about trump. This is bigger than him.