Craigslist ghouls

I need to make an anti-bidet meme to counter the bidet narcissists.

or you could buy an actual bidet for 50% less and not look like a subhuman

people without one of these things are missing out, about time you stop walking around with shit in your ass

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Here's one for the 2 pound industrial size rolls. Probably stolen from their job.

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What's a "Craigslist Ghoul"?

Those people have little money. It's no irony why they're poor; because they're selfish and don't care about anyone else.

>not look like a subhuman

But BE a fucking subhuman for ordering something from China that takes 3 weeks to get here to save $40, only for toilet paper to be available by then. Something like this that comes from your own country will average $60-$80.

You can buy those from charmins website for 30 bucks. When they're in stock.

I also live in philly, still haven’t met anybody with wuflu

about time you get a proper diet so you only need to take one shit in the morning before your shower.

I only buy toilet paper once every six months and it just so happens that this time coincides with this meme virus, fucking pisses me off