Craigslist ghouls

be careful there's a lot of counterfeit paper out there

>People are always kinder after/during actual disasters.

Yeah, I'm sure niggers and gang bangers are just gonna quit doing crime for awhile and sing kumbaya with us

You don't know Philly niggers do you? They shoot each other for saying hello

They're doing God's work, right there. That's the REAL Great Work. That's what we need in the days to come.

Amen

Attached: Christ.jpg (954x960, 186.83K)

No. Greedy people are selling hand sanitizer to old people.
The world is a cruel place.

Anons, anons, it's easy.

$22 for a hose at Ace Hardware.
$10-16 for a T-Connector for your toilet.

Pajeet doesn't need toilet paper, why do you?

Attached: 89387049_3279576532070295_3328389694923735040_n.jpg (480x623, 22.2K)

Cops in philly are only responding to felonies until April first. Is punching someone in the face a felony?

That's to wipe away the blood after he chloroforms you and pounds your colon for an hour

Someone tried to fix that, but everyone else ganged up on him.

Anyone greedy will have to give an account to God for it.

Attached: Jesus.png (512x512, 3.45K)

Toilet Paper in English Gematria equals: 822:
Moshiach Ben David 964 822 137 225

HEY GUYS LETS USE SORCERY TO MAKE
DAVID COME BE OUR MESSIAH SO WE CAN
WIPE OUR ASS ON HIM HAHAHAHAHA LOL!

Attached: 2Q.png (270x187, 131.78K)

my post was meant to reply to the scalpers, not the the OP

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=Mr4_wTBidq8

Attached: oof.gif (498x213, 1.66M)

I have some toilet paper you can have but it's in the basement, you're going to have to go down and get it because my leg isn't so good. It's all the way in the back there

Attached: ec90d7a8572e46b3140bff2b912c54ed6b8b2f55.jpg (600x300, 35.07K)

This. Panic preppers are the worst fucking kind of retards.

So you're finally warming up to the idea of a bidet are you? Took you like what? 150 years?

$25? That's it? I just sold a 2 oz travel size for $16

>try to rip some guy off on craiglist
>you get a shotgun blast to the face

10/10 go for it faggot.
I need more of you to die very quickly corona isn't working fast enough.

Philly bro reporting in

Seriously fuck you Yas Forums MONTHS of bashing Bernie, YEARS of bashing communism, and all it takes is one little bad case of the flu for you to flip and show your true colors. Fuck you.

Honestly youtu.be/g1HIxSoa20U

It's called a bath tub. Enjoy discussing your cringe bidet with the guests. Fuck you can install a european sprayer instead of a shower, but not, your nose is stuck in the air.

do you really think this is a time for logic? fuck you.

Attached: garner.jpg (618x410, 41.63K)

People who own bidets aren't real people because sociopaths aren't real people.

>ID: Now have me
You have to be raped now

Do you even know what a wawa is?

You passed the autism test. Congrads!

Wish I could say the same. People here in Cincinnati are listing 12 packs of Charmin for $300 and 10 packs of 3M face masks for $200, and there are zero reported cases of the chopstick fever here. Took me over an hour to flag every post.

Better than buying $40 a roll toilet paper from a scalper.

I need to make an anti-bidet meme to counter the bidet narcissists.

or you could buy an actual bidet for 50% less and not look like a subhuman

people without one of these things are missing out, about time you stop walking around with shit in your ass

Attached: s.jpg (641x961, 51.29K)

Here's one for the 2 pound industrial size rolls. Probably stolen from their job.

Attached: Screen Shot 2020-03-15 at 12.22.31 PM.png (1070x791, 289.34K)

What's a "Craigslist Ghoul"?

Those people have little money. It's no irony why they're poor; because they're selfish and don't care about anyone else.

>not look like a subhuman

But BE a fucking subhuman for ordering something from China that takes 3 weeks to get here to save $40, only for toilet paper to be available by then. Something like this that comes from your own country will average $60-$80.

You can buy those from charmins website for 30 bucks. When they're in stock.

I also live in philly, still haven’t met anybody with wuflu

about time you get a proper diet so you only need to take one shit in the morning before your shower.

I only buy toilet paper once every six months and it just so happens that this time coincides with this meme virus, fucking pisses me off

lmao @ the nopreppers ITT seething and snitching because they were too stupid to buy supplies despite having 2 months of Yas Forums threads warning them about the situation in china

Attached: 1583940505867.jpg (369x387, 23.93K)

Lol At the niggers tonguing your anus

It's weird. Punching in the face is misdemeanor assault, punching and taking something is robbery, which is a felony

>Communist
>Supporting scalpers
Kys class traitor

kys namefag

>NOOOO ONLY AMAZON, WALMART, AND TARGET ARE ALLOWED TO SELL THINGS
>POOR PEOPLE AREN'T ALLOWED TO MAKE MONEY
loooooooooool
do they not tongue yours?

Go to Craig's List and flag them

Attached: 2020-03-15 08.46.08 newyork.craigslist.org f5a3b547851b.png (549x646, 197.61K)

There'd be plenty of toilet paper if americans didn't stuff themselves so much that they needed to shit themselves every hour.

Attached: 1559258729819.png (600x588, 397.59K)

What's with this toilet paper meme?
The production is almost completely automated.

>New in package. 500. Dont wana sell it but people are crazy and i have an extra

cnj.craigslist.org/tls/d/hightstown-3m-p95-reusable-mask-500/7093707488.html

>$500

Attached: Annotation 2020-03-15 124731.png (557x612, 239.42K)

you want to buy enough toilet paper so you dont have to leave the house and come in contact with infections people

This. It crossed my mind to stock up on sanitizer and masks to sell while I still could, but then realized what a piece of shit I would be.

retarded