Bidet gun

Americunts never heard of this

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How does that not splatter shit all over the place? Just take a shower you monkey.

This. Allah wills it.

Yeah, that looks mildly convenient.. but I have a shower right next to my toilet, so not really seeing the point.

I understand spraying your ass with water..

But how do you know if all the sticky poop is really off your ass hole?

Fuck, shocking the balloon knot with cold water is going to be fun. Feel bad for Nodaks.

Splatters shit all over the inside of the toilet you dumbass. You are obviously unclear on the concept.

and then you have to dry. meaning you still need paper or you have to keep a ass towel by the toilet.

It’s just water, rinse it well and you're fine.

I'll need to check if I can legally buy this gun

or Australians

I have one faggot. My wife uses it to spray out the babies reusable diapers.
“Cause I’m proud to be an Americaaaannnn....”

It's the 21st century, get a Japanese style washlet bidet instead of hosing your ass down with the kitchen faucet attachment

wtf would i wash my shitty asshole in the kitchen sink with the sink sprayer....fucking low iq....getting report smy local grocery is stoked back up....heading out to buy another pickup truck load of tp

the best is to sit on the edge of your bathtub and use the detachable shower head.If you eat properly like the mediteranean diet your shit comes out thick and together with enough fiber, and the sprayer cleans the anal sphincter u just pat dry your ass once or twice with a white towel. it is very clean. or use your shower head and sit on your bathtub.

I'm tempted but how do you go around all day purposely giving yourself swamp ass?

it wont give u swamp ass it is no different then right when u get out of the shower and u dry yourself with a towel.

On toilet right now, picrelated, flag accurate.
Greatest country on Earth, we have everything and nothing.

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They have only heard of mass murder gun

>I wanna shoot a water jet into my asshole pretending to wash but I'm actually stimulating my prostate

Fuckin euros

I think that is too simplistic for the American market user. I think they'd go the Korean way.
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You really shouldn't knock it until you've tried it. When I was in Japan, every toilet I came across had a bidet. Ended up trying it and yeah it's just a superior shitting experience. Obviously a bidet gun is retarded for obvious reasons but I've got a gentle stream of heated water cleansing my anus at the moment and when I depart from this room I will feel clean and fresh having only used a bit of toilet paper for a test wipe.

That's pleb tier.

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I never once used it for the "intended" purpose, but it's super convenient to wash out the potty of my two small kids, as well as to wash the flat floor mop over the toilet. So i guess it's okay.

And your ass. It power blasts the shit, and spreads fecal matter droplets everywhere. It's disgusting. Strictly for murisharts

I am trying to map what countries generally clean their ass with bidets(RED) or partially(BLUE).
Doesn't matter if TP is used in the process.
This is all based on what I know so far

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>overpriced ass cleaner
can you use it to wash of shit marks in the bowl?

Bidets are one the most efficient and ingenious inventions of all time. It sprays shit water all over yourself, your hand and the bathroom. It wastes the maximum amount of potable water while contaminating and spreading disease at the same time. The fact that it also stimulates the prostates of gay men is just a bonus borne out of the genius of the design.

Murisharts brush their teeth with it

Using both bidet and TP is optimal. Your ass is clean with a bidet then dried with TP. If you can't get your hands on TP then a bidet by itself would still do the job.

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ok now a bidet gun is slightly gay, im not using a phalocentric device on my anus, thank you

I think that is what many western people don't understand. You can still use TP but you only use a tenth of it. I don't mind it. I can understand why countries with good plumbing and sewage systems use TP but I never understood countries that use TP and then tell you to put it in a bin.

My bidet has a dryer. Heated drier. I use toilet paper just for test wiping.

Loicense required.

Then explain it faggot, how do fit that thing underneath your ass while sitting?

>put this cock shaped device next to your asshole and trigger it to release liquid on your asshole

TURBO GAY

Just don't take a dump in the shower!

but you use soap to wash your asshole right, and then your asshair creates suds and bubbles, how you gunna deal with that, you'll be on the toilet for like 10 minutes

kek

Ever heard of a flannel?

>bidet gun

It'a called pussy phone.

That's real rich coming from the land of cartels

Now my ass is all wet with no shit on it. Use 4x the TP to dry it off.

Me for years:
>poo
>walk into bathroom with my dacks off
>grab poo washer
>soap poo washer
>turn on tap
>hang arse over sink
>cup water in soapy poo washer
>scrub anus
>rinse poo off poo washer
>cup clean water in poo washer
>rinse soap of anus
>rinse poo washer once more
>hang up on poo washer railing
>grab poo towel
>pat dry anus
>pull up pants
>be clean and happy

I've got too much arse hair for that paper shit.

What do you expect, Americans aren’t exactly the most hygienic of people

If you spray your ass with water, and then wipe with TP, doesn't the TP get stuck to you're stinky ass? I worked amongst the French for a few years and this was a common problem with them, the ass smell.

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Honestly, only in Europe and America do people care this much about having a shit, because their diets are disgusting, they have to go to the toilet 3 times a day to expell the massive amounts of junk their food contains, and it doesn't come out cleanly. I eat a great diet, I shit 3-4 times a week, it's solid, it takes about 4 minutes start to finish, and I'm clean at the end. Imagine being such a fat mess you shit out gallons of sludge for hours and hours each week

>>poo
>>walk into bathroom with my dacks off

w-where do you poo?

Please don't make me say it, Raj

Put a finger in it and then smell the finger

A tower is covered in bacteria after one shower. How is an ass towel not going to be worse? What about multiple people in the house? Do you share or keep a rack of ass towels? Do you make sure they don't get mixed up with the other non ass towels?

If you eat healthy diet you shouldn't need to wipe or use a bidet, your shit should come out in small round rabbit droppings and not sticking to your arsehole.

the only gun an american doesn't have

Clean pooper is best pooper even if you have to make someone else wash it.

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The toilet m8, in Australia we poo in toilets.

>turn it into a gun
I will now buy your product

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Yes, the deep clean with soap and water is in the bath or show in the morning or night, or after getting dirty mid-day, but also after you poop you do not take a bath or shower right after everytime so the period between the pooping and shower you have a dirty asshole potentially depending on the consistency of your shit. so sometimes u can use toilet paper, but some shits require a bidet or shower.

Based.
Water>>>>>>tp

Its also better for the environment

isnt your toilets IN the bathroom?