Bidet gun

Put a finger in it and then smell the finger

A tower is covered in bacteria after one shower. How is an ass towel not going to be worse? What about multiple people in the house? Do you share or keep a rack of ass towels? Do you make sure they don't get mixed up with the other non ass towels?

If you eat healthy diet you shouldn't need to wipe or use a bidet, your shit should come out in small round rabbit droppings and not sticking to your arsehole.

the only gun an american doesn't have

Clean pooper is best pooper even if you have to make someone else wash it.

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The toilet m8, in Australia we poo in toilets.

>turn it into a gun
I will now buy your product

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Yes, the deep clean with soap and water is in the bath or show in the morning or night, or after getting dirty mid-day, but also after you poop you do not take a bath or shower right after everytime so the period between the pooping and shower you have a dirty asshole potentially depending on the consistency of your shit. so sometimes u can use toilet paper, but some shits require a bidet or shower.

Based.
Water>>>>>>tp

Its also better for the environment

isnt your toilets IN the bathroom?